Oh, Hey There AshleeBy toddSeptember 26, 2011

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Ashlee Simpson is in Mexico right now with Pedo Joe and the rest of her family, and umm, goddamn. If this bent over in front of me, just hand me a piece of chalk so I can draw an outline of where her vagina used to be (*). Also, Jessica Simpson is not pictured. I assume she’s inside waiting for the beans to refry. WHY YOU TAKE SO LONG BEANS??!!

(*) = That means I would totally have sex with her. Just wanted to make that clear to everyone.

Ashlee Simpson is in Mexico right now with Pedo Joe and the rest of her family, and umm, goddamn. If this bent over in front of me, just hand me…

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Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman Costume Is More Catwoman-yBy toddSeptember 26, 2011

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More stills of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman filming The Dark Knight Rises in Los Angeles hit online this weekend, and as your discerning eye shows you, she now has cat ears. And they still insist on letting her drive the Batpod. I’m sorry, but all of this seems unrealistic to me. Why would Catwoman be driving the Batpod? I mean, look at that thing. There’s not even a rearview mirror she can use to put on her mascara as she weaves into my lane.

Also, pic #12. “Who has two thumbs and has been rumored to be banging Anne Hathaway all up in her trailer?”:

More stills of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman filming The Dark Knight Rises in Los Angeles hit online this weekend, and as your discerning eye shows you, she now has cat…

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