Ryan Gosling Is Single. Or Isn’t Single.By toddFebruary 06, 2014

That sound you heard yesterday was a tsunami of panties flying after two media outlets (InTouch Weekly and Life & Style) reported that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had split after two years. According to reports, Eva Mendes likes to party and Ryan Gosling likes to stay at home and make babies. Daily Mail reports:

They seemed to be crazy about each other when they stepped out regularly in LA with her dog Hugo. But on Wednesday, two publications reported Ryan Gosling, 33, and his girlfriend Eva Mendes, 39, split up over Christmas. 'There is no ill will,' InTouch's source said. 'Neither is rushing out to date other people right now.' Life & Style Weekly's source added: 'They just knew it was time.' Ryan's rep did not return calls to MailOnline. Eva's rep chose to not comment. A big problem was they liked different things. Eva, who is the face of Thierry Mugler perfume, preferred to be in the limelight, while her partner didn't. 'Eva loves Hollywood, the parties, the glamor,' a source shared. 'She loves going out.' But not Ryan, who is 'introverted – very serious and a total homebody'. Another problem was getting hitched and having babies. 'They knew it was time to take the next step and get married,' a friend admitted. 'But neither was sure they wanted that to happen.' Mendes has said in the past she was not interested in becoming a mother. 'I'm certainly not thinking about being a mom,' the beauty has said. 'I can't imagine it. I'm too selfish.' The Only God Forgives actor, however, wanted a brood. 'I'd like to be making babies,' he said. 'But I'm not, so I'm making movies.'

But as soon as the reports surfaced, Mendes' rep shot then down:

Sorry, ladies. Despite new reports which claim the couple, who were first romantically linked in September 2011, called it quits over the holidays, Eva's rep tells E! News the latest breakup reports are just another round of rumors.

It's a rep's job to say shit like this, so who knows if they're broken up or not. If they are, Ryan should text me. I mean, he's prettier than some of the chicks I've dated and I set a personal record max on the bench press yesterday. I also make pretty good brownies and can rock the fuck out of a tie and vest. Just sayin'. Holla at me, boo.

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‘Hannibal’ Season 2 Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 06, 2014

 

If your benchmark for gross and disturbing is The Walking Dead, then I assume you didn't watch the first season of Hannibal, because damn. Some episodes were so psychologically disturbing and fucked up that my grandma had to give me warm milk before bed and sit with me before I fell asleep. What? Over Skype! She did it over Skype! I so don't live with my grandmother. Look, just forget I even said anything, okay?!

  If your benchmark for gross and disturbing is The Walking Dead, then I assume you didn't watch the first season of Hannibal, because damn. Some episodes were so psychologically…
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Lindsay Lohan Makes Great Life DecisionsBy toddApril 20, 2012



Hey, remember when Lindsay allegedly got into a fight at the Standard Hotel less than two weeks after her probation ended and her rep immediately said she wasn’t there and it was just some scheme looking to cash in because Lindsay is so insanely rich because she does commercials for Beezid.com? Yeah, I guess that’s her ghost on the surveillance video and the fight didn’t happen because she’s not an entitled bitch. Easy misunderstanding. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was the instigator, aggressor and drink-tosser in the fight at The Standard Hotel Wednesday night … this according to a witness who was with the other girl involved in the altercation. The witness tells us … the incident began after a major misunderstanding between the two sides while they were partying at the Smoke and Mirrors nightclub inside the hotel. We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?” The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men. Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?” The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?” That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

If the five years of Lindsay posts haven’t tipped you off by now, Lindsay is physically incapable of not going to bar and doing something completely retarded. She can’t help herself. Instead of doing quality work and living a somewhat sane life to get the respect and admiration she desperately craves, she chooses to live in the world of her own mind where it’s 2003 and she’s a huge Hollywood star where everybody doesn’t know that she’ll drop to her knees if you’re holding a gram. She’s an idiot with no perspective on herself who’ll probably be found dead in a ditch with her panties stuffed in her mouth and tire iron stuck up her ass. Btw, Investigative Discovery shows some weird shit sometimes.

Hey, remember when Lindsay allegedly got into a fight at the Standard Hotel less than two weeks after her probation ended and her rep immediately said she wasn’t there and…

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Kris Humphries Has A Man CaveBy jessDecember 08, 2011

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Kris Humphries was slated to appear on a DIY network show about man caves, and Kim Kardashian was slated to appear with him. Maybe the second billing (in addition to, you know, being a sham) is why their marriage ended. TMZ reports:

Kris Humphries is gearing up to reenter the bachelor scene after his split with Kim Kardashian … and TMZ has learned he’s already re-pimped out his Minnesota pad … with the help of a former NFL star. Sources connected to Kris tell us … Humphries recently hooked up with ex-Baltimore Ravens stud Tony Siragusa for an episode of the DIY network show “Man Caves” We’re told the original plan was to build a custom man cave for Kris where a married guy could escape for a little “man time “… and Kim was even supposed to participate in the episode. But after the split, we’re told Kris told producers to go back to the drawing board … and gave orders to design the ultimate bachelor pad room for a single guy on the rebound. We’re told Goose and contractor Jason Cameron came up with a “chill lounge” concept — complete with a couple of bars, liquor dispensers and a wall that transforms into a 120 inch projection screen.

Liquor dispensers and a projection screen twice my size? I was going to make a remark about how appropriate it is for someone who looks like a troglodyte to have a cave, but fuck it. I’m too busy trying to get invited over for Monday Night Football.

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Courtney Stodden Turned Down A Reality ShowBy jessDecember 08, 2011

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Beacon of grace, class, and healthy father-daughter relationships Courtney Stodden turned down a VH1 reality series. RadarOnline says:

Courtney, 17, and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison were offered a spot on Relationship Rehab, a show being produced by Celebrity Rehab’s John Irwin. It will follow couples living together in a Los Angeles home who would get counseling by world renowned therapists and participate in therapeutic activities and planned events. “Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn’t a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable ‘train wreck’ to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together,” the source said. “So doing a show about going into ‘rehab’ just doesn’t make sense for them.” RadarOnline.com has learned that Courtney and Doug were offered between $150,000 and $200,000 to appear on the eight-episode series that would have been filmed over three weeks. “By turning down Relationship Rehab Doug and Courtney walked away from a nice chuck of change,” the insider said. Courtney’s mom-ager Krista Stodden told RadarOnline.com why the famed couple made the decision to turn down the show. “Doug and Courtney are faced with an array of career opportunities and offers each and every day. I’m impressed by their ability to stay true to their convictions and stand behind any decision to respectfully pass on projects that they may feel are not completely right for them.”

The only relationship that needs rehab in this situation is the one between Courtney Stodden and self-tanner (and maybe Santa Claus). Of course her relationship with Doug Hutchinson is strong. The age gap closes as you get older, and it’s pretty evident that Courtney Stodden is actually 37 years old.

Beacon of grace, class, and healthy father-daughter relationships Courtney Stodden turned down a VH1 reality series. RadarOnline says: Courtney, 17, and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison were offered a spot…

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Rima Fakih Blew A LotBy jessDecember 07, 2011

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Remember how Miss USA got a DUI last weekend, then swore it was someone else? Right. About that. TMZ says:

2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was HAMMERED when cops arrested her for DUI this weekend … this according to Michigan police. According to the police report, obtained by the AP, Fakih was initially stopped when officers noticed the 26-year-old speeding and weaving through traffic in Detroit early Saturday morning. Cops say Fakih “immediately identified herself as Miss USA.” According to the report, Fakih took a breathalyzer and blew more than TWICE the legal limit — once blowing a .19 and then a .20. The legal limit in MI is .08. Officers claim they also found a half-empty bottle of wine on the floorboard behind the driver’s seat. Fakih was arrested on suspicion of DUI. If convicted, Fakih could face some serious jail time.

Considering too many shots of Jameson make me lose feeling in my legs, I don’t understand how the hell anyone blows a .20 without paralyzing themselves, let alone having the nerve to drive. This skank is lucky she got pulled over before Miss Car Bomb became Miss Car Crash. At least she didn’t have naked pictures leaked or say she doesn’t think gays should get married, though. Then she’d have to go back to her day job.

Remember how Miss USA got a DUI last weekend, then swore it was someone else? Right. About that. TMZ says: 2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was HAMMERED when cops arrested…

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Lindsay Lohan Killed Heath Ledger, Will Debut Playboy Shots on EllenBy jessDecember 07, 2011

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It’s cool, I woke up nauseous anyway. RadarOnline reports:

In a world exclusive, Star has obtained the private memoir of the 25-year-old actress penned at the time of the Brokeback Mountain star’s death in which she professed her love for the actor. “Today Heath died,” Lindsay wrote with a pink pen on January 22, 2008. “I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. “I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care.” The couple were so close that the Mean Girls star was even planning to visit Ledger in New York City just days after he died from an overdose of prescription drugs, Star exclusively reveals in the new issue. Lindsay, who has famously battled her own demons with drugs and drink, broke down in tears when she heard the news that Heath had died. “When a person dies the world stops. I’m numb,” she wrote. In a 2008 phone conversation obtained by RadarOnline.com, Lohan’s mom, Dina, told dad Michael that their daughter was “dating Heath when he died.”

Wasn’t Heath Ledger banging the ugly Olsen twin when he died, too? Based on what she put Samantha Ronson through, this was probably Heath’s only way out.

Meanwhile, Ms. Meth is going to give another lesbian first dibs on seeing her maybealmostnotquite naked. Via the New York Daily News:

The honor of getting a first peek at Lindsay Lohan’s nearly-nude photos in Playboy this month goes to Ellen DeGeneres. The vivacious talk show host was chosen over all other print and broadcast outlets to debut Lohan’s long-awaited spread in the lad mag, according to a publicist for Playboy. “Lindsay has agreed to do one media interview during the on-sale period of her issue, and has chosen Ellen,” the rep told the Daily News. “Lindsay will not be doing any additional interviews to promote her pictorial.” Lohan, who is rumored to be scoring a $1 million paycheck for posing in the magazine, will channel the late and troubled Marilyn Monroe in the photos. “It’s a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate which was in the original issue of Playboy,” Hefner told “The Insider” of the shots. “The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful,” Lohan’s rep said at the time.

I don’t remember Marilyn Monroe having wrinkles in her 20s or teeth that look like the tiles in a crackhouse bathroom, but whatever. Marilyn Monroe was a pretty well-documented whore, but that’s about where Lindsay Lohan’s and her similarities stop. If Lindsay wants to overdose on barbiturates like her idol, that’s cool too. I just really hope she doesn’t wait til she’s 36.

It’s cool, I woke up nauseous anyway. RadarOnline reports: In a world exclusive, Star has obtained the private memoir of the 25-year-old actress penned at the time of the Brokeback…

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Courtney Stodden Classed Up The GroveBy toddDecember 07, 2011

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Paparazzi basically camp out in The Grove waiting for celebrities to show up, so if you’re a celebrity and you go there, you’re basically going there for one reason. So you’ll never guess who showed up looking like a day shift stripper! Courtney Stodden and her creepy actor husband and apparent chemotherapy patient, Doug Hutchinson. If you hold your face to the monitor you can literally smell the bronzer/AIDS.

Paparazzi basically camp out in The Grove waiting for celebrities to show up, so if you’re a celebrity and you go there, you’re basically going there for one reason. So…

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JWoww Does MaximBy toddDecember 07, 2011

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JWoww has been everywhere this week. First KMart, now Maxim, then next week the free clinic because she’s a skank who has herpes. Good morning, everyone!

Note: That…that…face. Even Photoshop said fuck it I can’t do anything with this.

JWoww has been everywhere this week. First KMart, now Maxim, then next week the free clinic because she’s a skank who has herpes. Good morning, everyone! Note: That…that…face. Even Photoshop…

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Charlie’s Angels Got CannedBy jessOctober 15, 2011
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Sorry to all three of you who watched it. The LA Times reports:

Goodbye, Charlie: “Charlie’s Angels” is joining the cancellation club after four episodes. The news comes a day after ABC announced full-season pickups for freshman series “Suburgatory” and “Revenge.” The network’s attempt at revamping the 1970s campy series with Minka Kelly, Annie Ilonzeh and Rachael Taylor as three young female detectives in Miami proved futile. The series brought in 8.7 million viewers with its Sept. 22 premiere, but the numbers dropped from there. Thursday’s episode garnered 6 million viewers, a marginal increase from the previous week. Production has already shut down on the series, and remaining episodes will air until the network decides what will fill the time slot.

When will people realize that the original show was only half-decent because there wasn’t Internet porn in the ’70s? Any and all reboots are doomed to fail. The movie remake did less for Demi Moore than Sarah Leal did, so I’m not sure why they thought this one would work out. Since developing an actual acting ability is a lot of work, in order to maintain relevance and a spot as filler on this site, expect Minka Kelly to start banging Derek Jeter again in 3… 2…

Sorry to all three of you who watched it. The LA Times reports: Goodbye, Charlie: “Charlie’s Angels” is joining the cancellation club after four episodes. The news comes a day…

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