Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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Kanye Is Under Psychiatric EvaluationBy toddNovember 22, 2016
Kanye Is Under Psychiatric Evaluation

 

Kanye West was forcibly taken to UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation earlier today. What did I tell you? Fun.

According to law enforcement sources … cops responded to a call for a welfare check on Kanye around 1:20 PM PT. He wasn’t at his home at the time. We’re told paramedics also responded and ended up transporting Kanye to the hospital by ambulance. Sources connected to Kanye tell us he was getting checked out by one of his doctors for severe sleep deprivation when someone — possibly the physician — decided he needed to be admitted. Law enforcement sources tell us Kanye did not want to go, and was restrained  when he was transported.

In today’s political climate, not sure if  “call for a welfare check” is problematic language or not here. Twitter will tell us soon. Anyway, get well soon, buddy. Trump’s Cabinet is filling up quick.

 

Kanye West

  Kanye West was forcibly taken to UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation earlier today. What did I tell you? Fun. According to law enforcement sources … cops responded to a…

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Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’By toddJanuary 29, 2016
Here’s Rita Ora Topless For ‘Lui’


I guess Rita Ora topless is something we should have expected since she was in a bikini for like four months. We should have also expected that Terry Richardson would be the one to shoot this, because naked chicks is like his thing. Rihanna is probably mad. (NSFW


You can out the NSFW version below if you’re still reading this and don’t understand how all this works. 

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NoBy toddSeptember 16, 2013
No

 

I can't post Kendall Jenner bikini pics on here because she's 17, and while that is sad, what's even more sad is that Kris Jenner is posting bikini pics on Instagram now because there's never an occassion where it can't be all about her. She's 57. I don't even know what you're supposed to do with that. I assume you have to pick some scabs off first.

  I can't post Kendall Jenner bikini pics on here because she's 17, and while that is sad, what's even more sad is that Kris Jenner is posting bikini pics…

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Hi, Katharine McPheeBy toddSeptember 16, 2013

During times of a national tragedy, there's one thing that we as Americans can rally around and take comfort in. And that thing is DAT ASS. Thank you, Katharine McPhee. You are a true patriot.

During times of a national tragedy, there's one thing that we as Americans can rally around and take comfort in. And that thing is DAT ASS. Thank you, Katharine McPhee….

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Lindsay Lohan Has A New BoyfriendBy toddSeptember 16, 2013

Hey, everyone! Good morning. How are you? How's the family? Great, great. Good to hear. Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend. Page Six reports:

While her mom is keeping the police busy, Lindsay Lohan has been getting cozy with Matt Nordgren, a 30-year-old former football player who starred on the defunct Bravo reality show “Most Eligible Dallas.” Sources tells us Nordgren, who was in town this week on business, is telling people the two are dating. Nordgren played one season for the Philadelphia Eagles after being a backup quarterback for the University of Texas. When we quizzed Nordgren directly about dating ­Lohan, he told us: “We’ve hung out. But I have been a friend trying to support her for many years now.” He explained the two met about seven years ago through mutual friends in Los Angeles. When we asked if Lohan, who was spotted at the Purple magazine party at the Top of the Standard last week, was sober, he said: “She’s completely sober for months now. She’s in a great place, she’s thinking clear and working hard and meeting with all the right people.”

"We’ve hung out. But I have been a friend trying to support her for many years now.” He means her boobs, right? He has to mean her boobs. I would type more but apparently America just had another mass shooting. SCOREBOARD, WORLD!

Hey, everyone! Good morning. How are you? How's the family? Great, great. Good to hear. Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend. Page Six reports: While her mom is keeping the…

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Beyonce Got Dragged Off Stage By A Fan Last NightBy toddSeptember 16, 2013

 

Beyonce was performing "Irreplaceable" at the Morumbi Stadium in San Paulo last night when crazy fan pulled her off stage. Her hair stayed on, so no harm done.

  Beyonce was performing "Irreplaceable" at the Morumbi Stadium in San Paulo last night when crazy fan pulled her off stage. Her hair stayed on, so no harm done.

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Pippa Middleton Is A Best-Selling Author. HAHA JKBy toddJanuary 07, 2013



When you tell a woman that she’s hot and give her attention, she believes she can do anything. So despite having an comically large inbred head and only being famous because he sister married their cousin who happened to be a prince, the world went apeshit for Pippa Middleton for about six months a while ago. So she took that as the rest of world would want to know her secrets for hosting a successful party. SPOILER: They didn’t. Radar Online reports:

Prince William’s sister-in-law’s hardcover book, Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends, published on October 30, has sold so poorly in England that WHSmith has just reduced the price from $40.63 to $10.16. In the 400 page book, Middleton gives her secrets to hosting a successful party, which includes recipes, crafts, traditional games, and trivia suitable for each occasion. But reviews have been scathing, with critics poking fun at Pippa’s tips for building bonfires and hanging donuts from trees and her obvious suggestions, such as, “ice goes great with drinks” and “a turkey at Christmas time is good for large gatherings.” One Amazon reviewer declared, “what a waste of dead trees.”

I’m not gonna lie, I bought this book yesterday. Did you know that you should buy candy for Halloween or that chicken is the main ingredient in fried chicken? I was amazed to find out that champagne is great in something called a “champagne glass”. Thanks, Pippa!

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This Is Why Lindsay Lohan Was In London (Hint: Prostitution)By kathyJanuary 04, 2013



Lindsay Lohan was in London over New Years, wearing fur and staying at a fancy hotel. Considering the IRS froze her bank accounts people were wonder why she was there and how she was paying. Turns out some rich men will still pay crazy amounts for her company. The Daily Mail reports:

Lindsay Lohan will be able to pay off the IRS after earning more than $100,000 to celebrate New Year with the son of the Sultan of Brunei.
The troubled star, 26, was paid to fly to London to see in 2013 with Prince Haji Abdul Azim, where she was put up in the five-star Dorchester Hotel, along with her mother Dina – and was seen leaving the lavish party. The 30-year-old, celebrity-obsessed prince also paid Lionel Ritchie a whopping $250,000 to come sing for him and Pamela Anderson, a favorite, to come show herself off for $75,000 at the crazy bash.

So Lionel Ritchie is worth 2.5 Lindsay Lohans, but Pamela Anderson is worth $25,000 less. Poor Pam. Nothing says “past your prime” like not being considered as attractive or interesting as a drunk, pathologically lying ex-con.

Lindsay Lohan was in London over New Years, wearing fur and staying at a fancy hotel. Considering the IRS froze her bank accounts people were wonder why she was there…

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JWoww Posted A Video Of Her ButtBy toddJanuary 04, 2013


#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol

Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com


On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and her ass looked like THIS. And since her entire relevancy is predicated on how hot she is, however how misguided (hint: very misguided), she’s claiming the pictures were Photoshopped because apparently there is a vast conspiracy hellbent on discrediting her ass, so she posted a video to prove her ass doesn’t look like a pot of mash potatoes. So, I hope this video clears up any fears you may have had. Also, nice try with the high heels, fat ass.

#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick…

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