Jay Z Hit This MaybeBy toddJune 10, 2014
Jay Z Hit This Maybe

 

So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked her down a well yet.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are putting up a united front, just days after a report emerged that the rapper is getting too close to Casey Cohen, a New York City hostess. The young blonde, who is 16 years younger than Jay Z, has a bio on Bravo TV, as she apparently is also a reality star. The bio states that Cohen “earned a Bachelor of Science in Studio Art and a Master's Degree in Art Education at NYU. When she isn't working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back." While there is no mention of her reported gig at NYC hotspot 1OAK, according to InTouch Weekly, Cohen and Jay Z have been spending time together, and he visits her while she’s working. “Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she’s working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She’ll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him," an insider tells the magazine.

If you don't believe this story because you can undertstand why anybody would cheat on Beyonce, please keep mind that Jay Z has had sex with Beyonce already. He's also seen her pregnant. Nobody should have to be put through that. Also undertstand that this chick white. Us minority guys basicaly have moral obligation to bang as many white girls as possible. It eases white guilt and I personally think it's better than reparations if it's all the same.

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Miley Cyrus Is Still Doing ThisBy toddJune 10, 2014

 

Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat ass because she has all the confidence in the world despite not being sexually attractive in any way. This why all copies of Cosmo should be burned a Jezebel should be sold to Bro Bible. Why are they teaching women these things? It's unseemly.

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Kanye Punched A Guy For Calling Kim A ‘Ni**er Lover’By toddJanuary 14, 2014
Kanye Punched A Guy For Calling Kim A ‘Ni**er Lover’

 

Yeah, so this happened. TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian was threatened with DEATH by the man who allegedly called her a "n****r lover"… and she's filing a police report and wants the guy prosecuted for making criminal threats … TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the nuclear blow up at a Beverly Hills medical building tell TMZ … the guy screamed at Kim, "I WILL KILL YOU, SLUT" … and THAT Kim believes is a crime. TMZ broke the story … the guy had been yelling at paps outside the building as Kim showed up.  He apparently tried to help her get in the building, but when he started ranting at photogs, calling them "n****rs" and  "f****ts" … Kim called him out and he then went crazy on her. For some reason, Kim called Kanye in the middle of the guy's rant and the guy screamed that Kanye was an "n****r," and it all culminated in confrontation in a chiropractor's waiting room when Kanye barged in and punched the guy.  Now Kanye is a suspect in a criminal battery investigation. Kim has already met with her lawyer and they decided they will mount a counterattack by filing a police report.

I really don't have the time nor the energy in 2014 to even try to understand why people still feel the need to use a phrase like this or even feel compelled to scream this at a total stranger who could you and your family several times over, so I won't. However, say whatever bad stuff you want to say about Kanye West (and it would probably be true), but if an ignorant dumbass disrespects or causes the woman you love any type of pain, sometimes you're left with no alternative but to teach him he shouldn't say those things by forcing him to put those words and his teeth back in his mouth.

 

*THIS DAY IN 2014: Todd defended Kanye West

 

  Yeah, so this happened. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian was threatened with DEATH by the man who allegedly called her a "n****r lover"… and she's filing a police report and…

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 14, 2013

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in mind that any one of these chicks could be pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio's baby at any time.

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in…

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Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 14, 2013

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot as fucking hell last night at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Forget the bangs, forget the complete lack of ass, forget that she once bought a house across the street from a 17-year old two months after they started dating. Look at the legs. If she wrapped the around my head, that's like, what? Two albums at least.

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot…

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Candice Swanepoel Danced On A Table At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2013

 

Brandi Glanville Says That Joanna Krupa Has A Stank Cooch Situation [Dlisted]

Oh No You Did NOT, Joan Rivers [Fishwrapper]

Nina Agdal Exposes Her Breast in the Ocean Surf (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Courtney Stodden’s Next Step Is Porn [The Superficial]

Nicole Scherzinger In A Catsuit Just Blew My Mind! [Hollywood Tuna]

Ashley Greene Struts Her Drop Dead Sexy Everything [Popoholic]

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Andy Kaufman is still alive and his death in 1984 was a HOAX … so says a 24-year-old woman who claims to be his daughter [TMZ]

Mimi hated American Idol [Lainey Gossip]

Alec Baldwin denies relationship with alleged stalker, his friend says he’s lying [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel Walks 2013 VS Fashion Show Runway [Moe Jackson]

Wes Anderson made this eight-minute short film for Prada [Film Drunk]

Abbey Clancy is very fashionable [Celebslam]

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013: Backstage via Instagram and Facebook [COED Magazine]

Preview of Kate Moss in Playboy [The Blemish]

Boo Hoo, Why Is Everyone So Mean to Justin Timberlake? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Fantastic Four Gets New Summer 2015 Release [Crave Online]

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want another baby [Popbytes]

Beyonce Considering A Trial Separation From Jay Z — Report [Hollywood Life]

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Alice Goodwin Has An InstagramBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.

 

Pics source = Instgram DUH

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Are Perfectly FineBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

As Lana Scolaro (nice tan lines, bro)  fades into obscurity as the socialite (that's a NYC slang term for "I have rich daddy")  who got her ass grabbed that one time by Robin Thicke then sold her story Life & Style only to never be allowed in a club or backstage again because she can't keep her fucking mouth shut, it's marital bliss as usual for Paula Patton and Thicke. People reports:

Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton looked worry-free while indulging in a date night this week at Hakkasan inside Miami Beach's Fontainebleau hotel. The pair – vacationing at the Florida hot spot with 3-year-old son Julian – took a break from the beach, sitting back and splitting a dim sum platter, sesame prawn toast and lobster and Chinese chive soup, plus a bottle of sake. "They seemed to be really enjoying themselves and having a great time, and were definitely affectionate with each other," a witness tells PEOPLE, adding that the stars "were extremely nice to everyone."

They're in Miami, so we all know where this going. Paula probably picked a Puerto Rican model because there's a good chance she would mispronounce the safe word. Press 2 all you want, darling. Nobody is gonna hear you.

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Marion Cotillard is AccomodatingBy toddJune 30, 2009

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Marion Cotillard showed up at the European premiere of Public Enemies last night, and although she tried, she really couldn’t seem to pour her tits out onto the red carpet. I wouldn’t be scared if she tried this on my carpet, because of an infused chemical treatment before the actual tufting or weaving process began, my carpet is stain free! Meaning, when dirt or liquids are introduced to the surface, I’m worry free! My life is so exciting!

If you want to see what is would look like if they actually fell out, you can quench your curiosity here (NSFW)

Marion Cotillard showed up at the European premiere of Public Enemies last night, and although she tried, she really couldn’t seem to pour her tits out onto the red carpet….

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