Settle Down, MileyBy toddJuly 16, 2013

As you can see in her video for "We Can't Stop", Miley Cyrus has co-opted what she believes is black culture by watching  BET and VH1 reality shows. She's the first artist to successfully manufacture and produce ratchet because she wants people to forget that she was born rich and had a Disney show handed to her when she was 13. It's a true rich-to-ratchet and coming of age story about a young girl who twerks in unicorn pajamas through a magical land of self-delusion and marginilization as she searches for the Gold Grillz Of Acceptance. I haven't written the rest of the story yet, but she fights Kreyshawn in a Popeye's at some point.

As you can see in her video for "We Can't Stop", Miley Cyrus has co-opted what she believes is black culture by watching  BET and VH1 reality shows. She's the…

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Chris Brown Got His Probation RevokedBy toddJuly 16, 2013
Chris Brown Got His Probation Revoked

 

It's getting really difficult to keep up with the things Chris Brown hits at this point, but remeber he got put on probation for curb stomping Rihanna? You do? Good. Well apparently you can't hit a car then flee the scene when you're on probation.  TMZ reports:

That was quick — the judge just REVOKED Chris Brown's probation in the Rihanna beating case, but the singer will remain a free man … for now. Brown showed up at court today to fight the L.A. County D.A.'s motion to revoke his probation in the wake of hit-and-run charges stemming from a car accident in May … but the judge granted the motion anyway, paving the way for a probation violation hearing in August. If the judge determines Chris violated his probation, the singer could be sentenced to 4 years in prison. In the meantime, Brown has been released on his own recognizance.

This is the LA justice system, so Chris Brown has less than a month to find a genie to turn him into blonde white girl and change his to Chrissy Lohan or Christine Hilton if he wants to stay out of prison.


 
  It's getting really difficult to keep up with the things Chris Brown hits at this point, but remeber he got put on probation for curb stomping Rihanna? You do?…

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