Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The PatriotsBy toddJune 11, 2013
Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The Patriots

 

"Does God have a clipboard for me?" – Tim Tebow

 

We were close, everybody. We were close to never having to hear Tim Tebow's name on ESPN ever again, but Bill Belichick apaprently wanted to send out an assistant to secretly record everybody's reaction. Because he just signed Tim Tebow.  ESPN Boston reports:

Terms of the contract were not disclosed, but league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that Tebow signed a two-year contract that includes no guaranteed money. "Tim is a talented player, is smart and works hard. We'll see how it goes," Patriots coach Bill Belichick said Tuesday.Tebow, who is expected to participate in the team's mandatory minicamp Tuesday, was signed to be a quarterback on the Patriots' roster, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder. When asked what position Tebow will play, Belichick said, "we will see." Apparently tired of the Tebow questions, the coach tried to change the subject after several minutes. "We've already talked enough about him. We'll see how it goes, take it from there," he said.

If I had to bet, Belichick probably signed Tebow to replace Gronkowski. But Tebow is a devout Christian, so that means his unwavering faith that he can play quarterback despite all evidence to the contrary will force him to sit and pout on the bench while masking his tantrum with feigned humility. Sorry, did I get too deep on you with that? Also, that's a question Tebow will never ask a receiver. OOOHH TEBOW BURN!

  "Does God have a clipboard for me?" – Tim Tebow   We were close, everybody. We were close to never having to hear Tim Tebow's name on ESPN ever…

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Only Look At The Bottom 2/3 Of This Photo, LinksBy kathyJune 27, 2012

Jessica Lowndes is in a bikini [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez did something stupid to her hair [Popoholic]
Maria Menounos is in Shape [Hollywood Tuna]
Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, still hot (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Here’s three more blind items to enjoy [Dlisted]
Kate Upton got wet for Terry Richardson (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Katy Perry looks terrible in her new movie [Celebuzz]
Johnny Depp wants you to know it was all Vanessa Paradiss‘s fault [Celebitchy]
The best summer songs [COED Magazine]
Pick up lines for the person you’re already dating [College Humor]
The best of Louis C.K. [The Chive]
Andrew Garfield wants a sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna forgot her bra [Celebslam]
Kanye West wants a huge (more…)

Jessica Lowndes is in a bikini [The Superficial] Selena Gomez did something stupid to her hair [Popoholic] Maria Menounos is in Shape [Hollywood Tuna] Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, still hot…

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This Probably Wasn’t The Best IdeaBy toddJune 27, 2012



Because she cured racism in her last movie and since inner city, underprivileged kids will surely be the first in line to see Amazing Spider-Man, Emma Stone visited the Brooklyn Boy’s and Girl’s Club to apparently win a bet that she’s the whitest person on the face of the Earth. Black people are scared of ghosts, so I really don’t know why anybody thought this was a good idea.

Because she cured racism in her last movie and since inner city, underprivileged kids will surely be the first in line to see Amazing Spider-Man, Emma Stone visited the Brooklyn…

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Katy Perry Performance Number 2,694By toddJune 27, 2012



Katy Perry “performed” in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre yesterday for the premiere of Paramount Insurge’s ‘Katy Perry: Part Of Me’, and as you can see, she wore a ridiculously stupid outfit while making sure the focus was solely her tits. Haha, I know, right?! I couldn’t believe it either myself! I really wish she would do this more often and it wasn’t just a one time thing!

Katy Perry “performed” in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre yesterday for the premiere of Paramount Insurge’s ‘Katy Perry: Part Of Me’, and as you can see, she wore a ridiculously…

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Jon Hamm Has A Lot Of Situational AwarenessBy toddJune 26, 2012



Jon Hamm and his girlfriend/writer/director/actress, Jennifer Westfeldt, were in London earlier this month when her purse was snatched. The purse that carried their room key. The room key that the thief used to also rob their hotel room. Oops. Life & Style reports:

They were dining at a restaurant and Jennifer’s purse was snagged by someone,” the source reveals to Life & Style. “That person took the hotel key in Jennifer’s purse, which had the hotel name on it, and robbed their room. They had to contact the police, it was horrible.” Jennifer confirmed the devastating news to Life & Style. “What a mess,” she told Life & Style at Tropfest New York on June 23. “[I’m not feeling] great. It is under investigation.”

A woman would rather you call her a whore for fifteen minutes than steal her purse and look in it, so I’m sure it was pretty quiet when Jon Hamm and this chick went back to the hotel. Mostly because nothing in this article says Hamm did anything whatsoever. But in his defense, he was probably combing his hair and winking in the mirror.

Jon Hamm and his girlfriend/writer/director/actress, Jennifer Westfeldt, were in London earlier this month when her purse was snatched. The purse that carried their room key. The room key that the…

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Kill Russell Brand LinksBy toddJune 30, 2010

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Russell Brand has to die [The Superficial]
Salma Hayek really needs to model our t-shirts [Popoholic]
Miranda Kerr upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Forbes’ Top(less) 2010 Celebrity 100 Power List (you’ll want to see this) [COED Magazine]
Britney Spears might be abusing her kids. [Celebslam]
Leighton Meester vs. Jessica Alba. Really? [Egotastic]
Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain. My…God. [Heyman Hustle]
Christina Hendricks loves gaining weight [Cele|bitchy]
Paris Hilton packs light [Popeater]
Unfamous white guys are taking all the famous black chicks [Allie Is Wired]

NOTE: I just straight up asked for pics of your tits today, but my boy over at The Superficial is more of a gentleman and is looking for a new banner girl (you can enter here). He isn’t gay or anything, he just likes to look at women’s faces. I do to, but I just take their imprint off my pillow.

Russell Brand has to die [The Superficial] Salma Hayek really needs to model our t-shirts [Popoholic] Miranda Kerr upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie] Forbes’ Top(less) 2010 Celebrity 100 Power List (you’ll want…

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IDLYITW NewsBy toddJune 30, 2010

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UPDATE II: This will be closed for submissions on Friday, July 9th.

UPDATE: My inbox looks like a breast augmentation photo gallery right now. If you sent me an email asking me why your pic isn’t on FB, it’s because you did not give me permission to do so. Yes, I know, but that thing with your sister was different.

Yeah so, IDLYITW is toying with the idea of designing t-shirts for the site. I assume no guy would wear them unless he wanted his ass kicked, but what do you ladies think? Before we start moving on this bitch, we need to know if anybody would actually want to buy them. I posted this on Facebook yesterday and the response was a resounding yes as long as I make V-necks, spaghetti straps, camisoles and other girly crap, but we thought we’d cover all our bases here. If we get rolling on this thing, we’ll do prizes nd giveaways, so if you’d be interested, let us know in the comments. And anybody who sends in a pic with them wearing the shirt will be featured on the site if they want. If you aren’t, go shit in your hand because you are a miserable human being and God hates you. I’m just kidding, I love you. I’m not really sure about God. Now seriously, let us know in the comments.

Note: I also asked if anyone would be willing to model them for a free-shirt, and again, the answer was a resounding and erection-inducing yes. The banner pic is of a reader named Jennifer who couldn’t wait and wanted to start right away. If want to begin your journey to a free t-shirt and my free judgment of your boobs right away like Jennifer did, please email us at editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com

UPDATE II: This will be closed for submissions on Friday, July 9th. UPDATE: My inbox looks like a breast augmentation photo gallery right now. If you sent me an email…

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God Bless Kelly BrookBy toddJune 30, 2010

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I wondered why bluebirds dressed me this morning and why I was able to slide down a rainbow to my truck from my balcony to the parking garage, but now I know why. Kelly Brook is still in Barbados. Can’t we just go ahead and put her on the dollar bill already? Why do we need George Washington anyway? “George Washington doesn’t have big tits,” a person from 1781 was quoted as saying. “He doesn’t have big tits at all.”

I wondered why bluebirds dressed me this morning and why I was able to slide down a rainbow to my truck from my balcony to the parking garage, but now…

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Larry King Is Kinda RetiredBy toddJune 30, 2010

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Charlie Rose wannabe Larry King has announced that cable TV’s most irrelevant talk show is going off the air after 25 years. King will remain with CNN and appear on “occasional specials”. Us Magazine reports:

After 25 years, his program Larry King Live will wrap up sometime this fall, the 76-year-old confirmed in a statement Tuesday. Citing a desire to spend more time with his family, King said “I’m looking forward to the future and what my next chapter will bring, but for now it’s time to hang up my nightly suspenders.”

The article doesn’t go on to say that Larry King will spend his time writing his memoirs, discussing how the new musical act Color Me Badd has a bright future, and coming to life every night when the museum closes.

Note: Your discerning eye may have noticed that the banner pic is not Larry King but Playboy Playmate Jessica Burciaga. Why no picture of Larry King? I really hope you just didn’t say that out loud.

Charlie Rose wannabe Larry King has announced that cable TV’s most irrelevant talk show is going off the air after 25 years. King will remain with CNN and appear on…

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Kelly Brook Changed Bikinis. Again.By toddJune 29, 2010

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Day 2 of Kelly Brook Barbados Bikini Hotness Bonanaza is upon us, and if at all possible, if somebody could taser her when she tries to leave then point her to the nearest bikini shop, I would appreciate it. If this was Bulgaria, she’d already be blindfolded and hit with a cattle prod when her name was called at the auction, so I don’t see what the hold up is. Dammit, Barbados! Do I have to do everything myself?!

Day 2 of Kelly Brook Barbados Bikini Hotness Bonanaza is upon us, and if at all possible, if somebody could taser her when she tries to leave then point her…

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