Miley Cyrus Should Try AgainBy toddMarch 09, 2011

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Miley Cyrus is reportedly sexting Kings Of Leon bassist Jared Followill, so I hope this isn’t one of the pictures she sent. I mean, does she want him to fuck her or earn a merit badge by trying to get whatever the fuck that is off her head?

I see where this is going:

Miley Cyrus is reportedly sexting Kings Of Leon bassist Jared Followill, so I hope this isn’t one of the pictures she sent. I mean, does she want him to fuck…

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Megan Fox Is The Perfect WomanBy toddMarch 09, 2011

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In response to her ads for Armani, people have claimed that Megan Fox is anorexic and unhealthy. And by “people”, I mean jealous women crying like they’re in the Miami Heat locker room because Krispy Kreme hotlight is off. New York Daily News reports:

Cry her a river: Megan Fox eats a lot but she can’t gain weight. The actress and Armani model doesn’t like when people think her petite frame is due to anorexia, her personal trainer Harley Pasternak told HollywoodLife.com. Especially because keeping weight on is such a struggle. “She gets frustrated at times because she’s like, ‘I need to put on weight.’ So she actually weight-trains to keep on that lean muscle tissue,” Pasternak said. Pasternak insisted that Fox just has a “really fast metabolism.” “With her it’s really about [whether] she’s eating enough of the right things,” he said. People thought, ‘Oh, she must be anorexic,’ but she’s far from that!”.…”The key to Megan’s abs is first of all genetics,” Pasternak said. “The second is that we train her abs on all three planes. It’s not just about crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s about working her body up and down and side to side and rotation. We train all three of her rectus abdominis, her obliques and her corset muscle to make sure that her abs are not just tight and strong but small.”

To recap: hot, skinny, and genetically incapable of gaining weight. And also something about “rectus”. Does this quote also contain winning lottery numbers that I need to some kind of special decoder to read, because obviously it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

In response to her ads for Armani, people have claimed that Megan Fox is anorexic and unhealthy. And by “people”, I mean jealous women crying like they’re in the Miami…

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Kate Upton Has OuttakesBy toddMarch 08, 2011

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In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to say you got her pregnant. Based on her Twitter and interviews, she probably would have a hard time finding me after I immediately left once the baby was born. Mostly because she seems kinda dumb. But again, I’m talking about having sex with her strictly to have the ability to say, “Oh, that SI model? Yeah, she’s my baby mama.” Her thoughts on Sylow theorems and if coolant in a nuclear reactor is best served when it acts as a neutron moderator don’t really concern me.

In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to…

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Amanda Seyfried Is At A PremiereBy toddMarch 08, 2011

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WOLF: “My, what big eyes you have.” RED RIDING HOOD: “That’s because I’m Amanda Seyfried.” – Seth McFarlane

I could say something else here, but really, what’s the point?

Amanda Seyfried at the Hollywood premiere of Red Riding Hood:

WOLF: “My, what big eyes you have.” RED RIDING HOOD: “That’s because I’m Amanda Seyfried.” – Seth McFarlane I could say something else here, but really, what’s the point? Amanda…

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Rosie Jones Is In FrontBy jessMarch 06, 2011
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I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here’s Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump). Don’t say I never do anything for you. I’d do more, but it’s hard when Todd’s two years behind on his child support payments.

I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here’s Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump)….

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Katy Perry Doesn’t Want AirplayBy jessMarch 06, 2011
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Katy Perry can’t sing, dance, or write, so this may not be wise. Page Six says:

Dr. Luke produced Perry’s biggest hits, including “Hot n Cold,” “California Gurls” and “Teenage Dream.” But sources say they likely won’t be working together on her next album. “He’s stopped the hype with her,” an associate of Dr. Luke told us. “She got tired of his records, the same familiar sound, but mostly his attitude. Katy’s a star now, and she’s not going to be told what to do.”

Dr. Luke notably stopped tweeting about Perry in December — although he started again after we called on Friday — and hasn’t mentioned her in recent interviews, where he instead talked about Ke$ha and Spears.

An industry source said, “It’s a red flag if a producer goes completely silent before the Grammys.” Another associate of Dr. Luke told us he may be a musical genius, but his abrasive style can be hard to swallow: “He checks all of his artists. He just curses them out. He thinks he owns them because he made them.”

But some say Dr. Luke isn’t the only one to blame. “It’s a battle of the egos,” one source said. “A lot of people think that without Dr. Luke, Katy’s going to have a big problem. She’s not much of a songwriter or vocalist, and she’s gonna have to start from scratch. You can’t just bring in any producer to make magic. The label is really pushing her to work on another album while she’s hot.”

Katy Perry thinks scrapping Dr. Luke is a good idea. Considering he’s one of the three reasons she’s famous (I’ll give you one guess as to the other two), she should probably rethink her stance on this if she wants to stay relevant.

Katy Perry can’t sing, dance, or write, so this may not be wise. Page Six says: Dr. Luke produced Perry’s biggest hits, including “Hot n Cold,” “California Gurls” and “Teenage…

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