Farrah Abraham Is A Stripper & LinksBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Farrah Abraham Is A Stripper & Links

 

Fox NewsEric Bolling has been suspended for sexual harrassment  [  Dlisted  ]

Kate Moss braless and see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Alison Brie cleavage is the best (NSFW)   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Miley Cyrus did this photoshoot  [  Popoholic  ]

Selena Gomez hot as hell in InStyle   [  Egotastic  ]

Ok, Paris Hilton  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Jennifer Lopez is working out  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Gigi Hadid is a “nerd”  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Caitlyn Jenner is transpolitical now  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Martin Shkreli‘s court sketches are works of art  [  The Blemish  ]

 

Farrah Abraham hosting the VIP Back Door Key Party at Crazy Horse III:

 

  Fox News‘ Eric Bolling has been suspended for sexual harrassment  [  Dlisted  ] Kate Moss braless and see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Alison Brie cleavage is the best (NSFW)   […

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Robert Pattinson Refused Give A Dog A Handjob For A MovieBy toddAugust 04, 2017
Robert Pattinson Refused Give A Dog A Handjob For A Movie

 

Robert Pattinson is still trying to distance himself from the Twilight movies (hint: he never will), so he has to take roles in movies that are batshit or where he plays a mentally challenged dude or woman or whatever. His new movie Good Time is batshit and pretty damn good, but told Jimmy Kimmel there’s a scene that’s missing because she refused to give a dog a handjob on camera.

“Oh God, I don’t know if I can say this,” Pattinson began. “There’s a lot of things in this movie which really cross the line of reality. It’s not even on the line, it’s way beyond the line. There was initially this scene — I don’t think I should say this — but it’s like, my character, Connie, has this affinity with dogs. He thinks he is a dog in a previous life and he thinks he has control over animals and stuff.”… “There’s this one scene, which we shot, which basically, there’s a drug dealer who busts into the room and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a h–d job,” Pattinson revealed. Though Pattinson also said it was “a character thing,” he approached the trainer in preparation for the take. “I asked the trainer, ’cause the director was like, ‘Just do it for real, man! Don’t be a p—y!’ And then the dog’s owner was like, ‘Well, he’s a breeder, I mean, you can.’ He’s like, ‘You gotta massage the inside of his thighs.’”

The easiest joke here would be OH YEAH I BET YOU GAVE KRISTEN STEWART A HANDJOB ONCE LOL, but Kristen Stewart doesn’t have a penis even if she wants to have one, and she’s not a dog. I actually fine her quite attractive. Maybe that’s the joke for this post. Or maybe not?

 

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Hilary Duff Is Still A Thick Ass MomBy toddMay 04, 2017

Hilary Duff was in LA yesterday to drop off her kid to her ex-husband Mike Comrie. Dude looks like he’s aged 20 years since the divorce, because his soul and genes have revolted after they found out they can’t get up in Hilary’s ass anymore. Oh, and the rape. Let’s not forget the rape. I assume Hilary Duff is smiling and carefree because her ass looks like this and she’s never raped anyone.

Hilary Duff was in LA yesterday to drop off her kid to her ex-husband Mike Comrie. Dude looks like he’s aged 20 years since the divorce, because his soul and…

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Adrian Peterson Is Suspended IndefinitelyBy toddSeptember 17, 2014

 

Long story short, Adrian Peterson beat his kid until he bled, got accused of beating another kid, then got suspended indefinitely yesterday. But don’t worry, he’s a godly man and god is just putting obstacles and distractions in his path like a harmless children. The NFL thought they were in control, but what they don’t know is this is all part of god’s plan! That vague, equivocal, plan that people use to explain away things. Sweet!

pic.twitter.com/rvdQu5KBO3 — Adrian Peterson (@AdrianPeterson) September 17, 2014   Long story short, Adrian Peterson beat his kid until he bled, got accused of beating another kid, then got suspended indefinitely…
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Taylor Swift Is Pretty BasicBy toddSeptember 17, 2014
Taylor Swift Is Pretty Basic

 

White bitches love fall. Basic white bitches who really love fall post about it on Tumblr. Take it away, Taylor Swift.

There’s nothing like just apple picking in the Fall, the first cold New York weather hitting you, the fashion sense steaming up, and the fresh apple cider and donuts. I LOVE THE FALL. And hats and scarves and knee socks and wearing tights for the first time in months and when the mornings are all chilly and you can see your breath and draw little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and ANKLE BOOTS and not caring when people make fun of pumpkin flavored stuff cause you LOVE IT and are happy it’s all the rage and people who dress their dogs in costumes on Halloween and fires in fireplaces and maroon/hunter green/mustard yellow color combos and baking your first fall batch of cookies but you put too much cinnamon in it because you’re TOO EXCITED BECAUSE IT’S FALL.

Real bitches love summer, because summer is when they can wear bikinis and summer dresses and yoga pants. Taylor Swift likes drawing little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and cookies. Why is she single again?

 

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Stacy Keibler Is Still Lying To Us, HerselfBy toddMay 22, 2014
Stacy Keibler Is Still Lying To Us, Herself

 

Oh, sweetie. No. Just no.

But someone came along who changed her mind – tech entrepreneur Jared Pobre, 39, who she started dating a few months after splitting from George Clooney last June and married in March. "When you're with the right person, everything changes," the pregnant 34-year-old told the June/July issue of Fit Pregnancy magazine, while showing off her blossoming baby bump on the cover. "Before we met, both Jared and I had told our parents we didn't think we'd ever get married or have kids," the model and former pro wrestler said. "My epiphany happened shortly after Jared and I started dating, and once we both knew, we didn't hesitate. I just knew I was ready and that there's no one else in the world I would want to do this with." In April, Us Weekly confirmed that the couple is expecting a baby girl.

In July of last year, George Clooney told Stacy Keibler over the phone to pack up her shit and move out after she decided to end things because, "She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that." Now, she's on the cover of a magazine telling everyone she's pregnant because she found "the right person". You know, the person that got her knocked up and married her less than a year after she split from Clooney. So when she says, "when you're with the right person, everything changes" she really means, "when I find a rich dude who is willing to impregnate me, I spread that shit quick, because I'm 34 and I really can't go back to wrestling" but feminism frowns on stuff like that.

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Ryan Gosling Basically Got Booed Out Of CannesBy toddMay 22, 2014
Ryan Gosling Basically Got Booed Out Of Cannes

 

"Hey girl, I will smolder them. I shall smolder them all."

 

Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River, dropped at Cannes this year. You can catch it on Netflix pretty soon under the title, Lost Every Single Award At Cannes.

Last year Only God Forgives, Nicholas Winding Refn's movie starring Ryan Gosling, was booed at Cannes. This year, Gosling, there with his directorial debut Lost River is not doing much better. Lost River stars Mad Men's Christina Hendricks, Agents of SHIELD's Iain De Caestecker, and Doctor Who's Matt Smith as the residents of a broken down city, and though the film drawing comparisons to Refn and David Lynch, it's not exactly receiving a swath of acclaim. Some of the initial tweets from critics were damning. Grantland's Wesley Morris unleashed this particular gut shot: "If a $200 haircut and $900 shades were given lots of money to defecate on Detroit, the result would be Ryan Gosling's directing debut." Variety's Scott Foundas said that it's "a first-rate folie de grandeur. Echoes of Argento, Korine, Lynch, Malick in a tedious allegory of Detroit as ghost town."…The Telegraph's Robbie Collin enumerated Gosling's influences. "The problem is, it’s like everything Ryan Gosling’s seen: David Lynch, Mario Bava, Nicolas Winding Refn, Terence Malick, Gaspar Noé and a splash of David Cronenberg for good measure," he wrote. "But these filmmakers’ ideas and imagery aren’t developed, they’re simply reproduced: think Wikipedia essay rather than love letter." Collin also called the movie "mouth-dryingly lousy."

Man, poor guy. This has to be tough (he reportedly skipped his own film's afterparty). I'm not sure how he'll recover from this. A good way to start would probably be to stare at himself in the mirror.

  "Hey girl, I will smolder them. I shall smolder them all."   Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River, dropped at Cannes this year. You can catch it on Netflix…

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YawnBy toddMay 22, 2014
Yawn

 

Katy Perry and Madonna did a photoshoot for V Magazine, and I really don't even know where to start. Oh, wait. Yes I do. 1.) they both have bangs 2.) Madonna is like 70 and they Photoshopped her arms  3.) Katy Perry is wearing something that covers her rack  4.) it's dumb, 5.) hasn't Madonna done this like a thousand times already? We get it. You're "sexual". Now go take your Actvia and knit a sweater, grandma. Tell Miranda Kerr to swap clothes with you on the way out.

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Katy Perry Is Single. Again.By toddMay 22, 2014
Katy Perry Is Single. Again.

 

About five minutes ago the Internet learned that Katy Perry was dating Diplo (an American DJ, not a type of yogurt), now they already split up because Diplo saw her boobs once and started picking out baby names.

Multiple sources tell In Touch the pair have split after a one-month courtship, and it's because the 35-year-old DJ decided to call things off. “Diplo broke up with her because she does not want to be in a serious relationship. She's doing OK and not too sad about it. They wanted different things," a friend of Katy's tells the mag. "She freaked out when he wanted to introduce her to his parents. She doesn’t want to get married again — at least not anytime soon. “She wants to date and he wanted something much more serious. It was too much, too soon."

Diplo. Dude. We've all been there, but a month? Bro. This chick just got out of a two-year relationship, and you wanted your parents to meet you two at Olive Garden for some breadsticks? C'mon now. She just wanted to show you her boobs and give it up once in a while, but you started making a remix of the Kay Jewelers jingle. Just so we're all clear, you willingly decided to stop seeing Katy Perry's boobs because Katy Perry didn't want your parents to see her face. Do your parents have to meet the chicks you jack off to while watching porn, too? What is your endgame here?

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Carissa Rosario Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 22, 2014
Carissa Rosario Says Good Morning, Links

 

Halle Berry says her baby is sucking the life out of her [Dlisted]

Robert Pattinson doesn't want his picture taken anymore  [Fishwrapper]

Kylie Minogue panty upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Jesus Christ, Michelle Lewin  [The Superficial]

Amy Willerton does the Birth of Venus naked  [Hollywood Tuna]

Minka Kelly in skin tight jeans [Popoholic]

I would get all of these pictures pregnant  [Drunken Stepfather]

Kim Kardashian is complaining about the weather in France [Celebitchy]

Barbara Pavlin in this dress [Moe Jackson]

What if David Lynch didn't turn down Return Of The Jedi [Film Drunk]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD  [Celebslam]

You make it real hard to get out of bed [The Chive]

Luke Perry is topless [toofab]

 

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