Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally SaneBy toddFebruary 18, 2016
Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally Sane


After having an endorsement with Nike for eight years, Nike has terminated that relationship because Manny Pacquiao apparently doesn’t realize he’s met a gay person before. I mean, he probably hasn’t considering that wrinkled ass suit. Who’s to say, really?

“We find Manny Pacquiao’s comments abhorrent,” the company said in a statement. “Nike strongly opposes discrimination of any kind and has a long history of supporting and standing up for the rights of the LGBT community.”

So what did he say that was so abhorrent? 

“Have you seen any animal having male-to-male or female-to-female relations?” Pacquiao said. “If you have male-to-male or female-to-female [relationships], then people are worse than animals.”

Oh. Yeah, that was pretty fucking abhorrent. A few hours later on Instagram he offered up the typical Christian apology which basically says, “I love you like God loves you but ewww you’re gross and going to hell I’m not judging just saying you’re going to die but I love you and God loves you omg ewww nasty I’m praying for you but please don’t take this as judgmental because I’m getting my info from a book written 2,000 years ago. God bless.” Except, well, he then put another post on Instagram saying gays should be put to death. So, sorry not sorry? I don’t know. I guess now comes the part where you tell me that Nike shouldn’t try to take the moral high ground here since 6-year old Chinese kids make their shoes. Valid point. But I think you’re missing the fact that 6-year old Chinese kids working in sweatshops can’t afford Nikes. Gay people can. I hope that clears up any confusion you might have. Luckily for Christians, this is another luxury suite they can rent out in their Persecution Complex, so be sure to drop more money in the collection plate this week than usual. Your pastor’s kids are asking for some Kyrie 2’s. 

After having an endorsement with Nike for eight years, Nike has terminated that relationship because Manny Pacquiao apparently doesn’t realize he’s met a gay person before. I mean, he probably hasn’t considering…

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It’s Sunday, How About Some Foriegn Model In Her Underwear?By daveMay 03, 2009
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Yeah, I’m getting a little lazy with this one, but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the Bible about the Sabbath being a day of rest and that I’m supposed to keep it holy. And, if I’m talking Jewish Sabbath, that means that I should have been lazy yesterday. And an argument could be made that I was. It would probably be a good argument.

But here’s the bottom line: Manuela Arcuri is an Italian actress and model who you have never seen in anything of consequence. I’ve found some pictures of her in her lingere, and since I’m loading up another “Lindsay Lohan does basically nothing” group of photos, I thought: why not just some hot Italian model? It’s not like you guys read these few lines under here anyway, right?

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Gisele Bundchen In Numero, TokyoBy daveMay 02, 2009
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I’m a little confused because these ultra sexy pictures of Gisele Bundchen are from a magazine called, Numero, but they are for Numero’s Tokyo Edition, which explains some of the “I’m a Space Alien sent to sell you Bento shaped like Space Aliens” facial expressions. What’s not explained is how someone in Tokyo asks for Numero Magazine. I’m guessing “Noom-Ro.”

Oh, the charm of mild racism.

Insert topical Swine Flu reference here.

I’m a little confused because these ultra sexy pictures of Gisele Bundchen are from a magazine called, Numero, but they are for Numero’s Tokyo Edition, which explains some of the…

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Mariah Carey is Celebrating, CryingBy toddMay 01, 2009

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated boobs their 1 year anniversary at Moon nightclub in NYC last boobs. Many friends and family joined the couple to celebrate boobs their love and commitment towards boobs each other. A tender moment came when boobs Nick Cannon serenaded Mariah to boobs as the crowd watched with happiness and joy at the intimate scene of true love they were witnessing. And also, boobs.

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Links Not Bought By Miss California PageantBy daveMay 01, 2009

Pageant officials confirmed they paid for controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean to have breast implants. But instead of silicon, they used liquid hate for homosexuals. [ICYDK]

Who wants some Elizabeth Hurley nipples? I thought you would. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Kelis is divorcing Nas and bringing her milkshake back to the yard. [ImNotObsessed]

Rebecca Romijn says she lost 60lbs after childbirth doing absolutely nothing/ [FatBackMedia]

Kristin Stewart is at the movies…filming a movie? SNAP! [LaineyGossip]

Flashback time! Remember gossip last year? [CityRag]

Pageant officials confirmed they paid for controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean to have breast implants. But instead of silicon, they used liquid hate for homosexuals. [ICYDK] Who wants some Elizabeth…

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Heidi Montag is ExpensiveBy toddApril 30, 2009

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The rumor now is that Hills whore Heidi Montag has reportedly been offered $500,000 to pose for Playboy. Let that sink in. $500,000. To get Heidi Montag naked. I don’t want to sound like an ass here, but I think I might raise my hand and ask if that might be too much. To reiterate, it’s Heidi Montag. She’d get airtighted by gorillas if she thought it would get her on the cover of People. The only way she’d be worth $500,000 is if her vagina laid golden eggs or shot out Skittles rainbows.

The rumor now is that Hills whore Heidi Montag has reportedly been offered $500,000 to pose for Playboy. Let that sink in. $500,000. To get Heidi Montag naked. I don’t…

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