Britney Spears is On TourBy toddMarch 04, 2009

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Britney Spears kicked off The Circus: Starring Britney Spears Tour in New Orleans last night, and I’m sure everyone there will remember it for the rest of their lives. And why wouldn’t they? Normally you only get to see a dumpy single mother whose under psychiatric care prance around when she’s asking if you want a lap dance. And they don’t even have all these fancy costumes! Go Britney, go!!

Britney Spears kicked off The Circus: Starring Britney Spears Tour in New Orleans last night, and I’m sure everyone there will remember it for the rest of their lives. And…

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The Bachelor is a JackassBy toddMarch 04, 2009


The second part of The Bachelor: After The Final Rose aired last night, and through the magic of television, it is now 6 weeks after this happened. This time, the chick Mesnick originally dumped, Molly Malaney, is on stage, pretending that she just wasn’t tossed aside like a Thai hooker getting thrown into ditch only 12 weeks ago. And Thai hookers are easily tossed aside. As the prosecutors in my case so clearly demonstrated to the jury. Because they’re so light, you see.

The second part of The Bachelor: After The Final Rose aired last night, and through the magic of television, it is now 6 weeks after this happened. This time, the…

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