Variety‘s Power Of Young Hollywood event was last night, and I assume Ariel Winter brought hers along. Her titties. She brought along her titties. Those are her power. Not so much the ass. It makes her hard to figure out. Like, you look at pic #1 and text her at 2am, then you’d look at pic #16 and want to cast a protection a spell in case she steals your breath in the night.
Suicide Squad sucks. Accept it and move on. Some of the criticism stems from the fact that the theatrical release of the movie made Jared Leto‘s The Joker pretty much an unnecessary character and a needed lie for the trailer. He’s also been getting shit for going method, but during a Q&A session at “Camp Mars“, Leto
“He was very honest about the film this weekend; his disappointment in what he’s learned of the theatrical cut (he’s still not seen the film); feeling sort of tricked into being apart of something that had been pitched to him very differently; thinking it would’ve been more artistic than what it became; feeling overwhelmed by the hate regarding the look and choices… In one breath he would say he too “needs more joker”, but in the next it seems very unclear if he wants any part of the process going forward. However it was clear he feels very fragile still about everything that had happened just two weeks before – and had spent a lot of hours trying to come to terms with his work and compartmentalize just so he can move forward onto the next film project.”
Now, if you’ve seen Suicide Squad, then you know Jared Leto probably didn’t agree to do a two hour music video with forcibly inserted jokes about people who survive helicopter crashes for no reason. What he said this weekend is pretty much consistent with what he’s been saying all along, and if you feel like Googling, there’s a long list of descriptions of scenes available online that were cut from the movie. Which sucks. Because the movie could have been great. Trump will fix when elected.
Taylor Swift has been pretty quiet since, well, this whole thing, but she donated $1M to the Louisiana flood relief effort. Gary Johnson should mention this when he’s talking at the the television when he’s watching the debates. Here’s her statement.
“We began The 1989 World Tour in Louisiana, and the wonderful fans there made us feel completely at home. The fact that so many people in Louisiana have been forced out of their own homes this week is heartbreaking. I encourage those who can to help out and send your love and prayers their way during this devastating time.”
Say what you will about Taylor Swift, but a million dollars is a million dollars. If it “rubs you the wrong way” that she made this donation publicly, you might want to refrain from telling people what to do with their own money. Then you should probably go fuck yourself. Or you can go anonymously donate the $10 you had left over from your check so you can feel morally superior. I’m sure the victims will appreciate the three bottles of water that will buy or whatever. Good looking out.
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A day before their restraining order hearing, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp reached a divorce settlement, and Heard has withdrew her domestic violence restraining order petition. They also released the most confusing joint statement I’ve ever read.
“Our relationship was intensely passionate and at times volatile, but always bound by love. Neither party has made false accusations for financial gains. There was never an intent of physical or emotional harm. Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future. Amber will be donating financial proceeds from the divorce to a charity.”
Uh, okay then. I guess the charity will be happy with whatever change she has left. But here’s the thing. On August 6th, Heard showed up to her deposition and refused to answer questions and reportedly threw a tantrum. On August 12th, Heard flaked on her deposition yet again because she was “unable to arrange a flight“. However, she could arrange for that Johnny Depp video to be leaked that same night. We can question the timing of that if you want. We can also point out if the video was gender-swapped, Johnny Depp looks like at least two of my ex girlfriends. Dude was clearly on something. Then, of course today, they reached a settlement before the actual hearing. Heard doesn’t seem to want to get anything on official record for some reason. So here’s what we’ve learned: Johnny Depp is a violent asshole who throws shit AND Amber Heard is a gold digger. I’ll be honest, I didn’t see that one coming.
In May, Courtney Stodden announced she was pregnant. Then wanted us to know that she suffered from pregnant depression with five hashtags on Instagram. Then she said if she had a boy she would turn it gay because that’s how being gay works if you’re Courtney Stodden. I guess the baby read all this and decided this was narrative it didn’t ask to be part of, so last month Courtney Stodden announced she had a “miscarriage”. Flash forward to this weekend. Hey, people handle grief differently. Maybe she’ll announce she’s pregnant with Harambe’s frozen sperm next, since the last pregnancy did’t do much for her brand.
Hey, people. How’s your weekend so far? Good, good. Ok, enough about you, here’s the latest Weekend Dump. The banner pic is of Katie Ledecky. Amanda Waller started a file on her on Friday. Maybe Thursday. The rest of the pics are of other people exponentially lesser talent. That’s why Scott Disick is last. Enjoy. See you cool kids tomorrow.
Of course this chick went to Arizona State.
Nearly one month after announcing the end of his 10-year marriage to Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck has begun to move on. And the two-time Oscar winner, 42, didn’t have to look far to find a new romance. In the new issue of Us Weekly, multiple sources reveal Affleck has been dating 28-year-old California native Christine Ouzounian, a woman he and Garner hired as a nanny for their three kids this spring. The issue also features exclusive photos of the two. When Ouzounian — an employee at a high-end Beverly Hills nanny agency — first started caring for Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, and Samuel, 3, Affleck and Garner, 43, were in the midst of a secret 10-month trial separation. The Arizona State University communications grad soon developed an attraction to the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice star. “They would hang out without the kids,” explains an Ouzounian pal. “And they were very flirty.” When Garner discovered there was something going on between her estranged husband and Ouzounian, she let the babysitter go. But the ex-sorority girl wasn’t cut from Affleck’s life. The pair spent time together at Affleck’s new L.A.-area rental on July 17 and, says the Ouzounian pal, were in constant contact over text and email. “She says Ben really, really likes her,” says the friend. “She’s saying this is true love.”
Wait, so Ben Affleck cheated and is now denying it? Man, he’s a pretty committed New England Patriots fan.
I guess because she wants to stay in the will, Brooke Hogan wrote a poem called, If You Knew My Father, to let people know that Hulk Hogan isn’t racist an has a kind heart even though he said, “I am racist”. This a line from the poem:
Human isn’t perfect, and perfect is not he.
Remember when Brooke Hogan tried to launch a singing career and failed because she had black producers? Statistics have shown that white girls with black producers usually fail at launching successful singing careers because lol jk did you read that line in her poem? Anyway, it’s still pretty heartfelt, I guess, and it would go a long way to change peoples’ minds, but while she was writing this, Hulk Hogan was on Twitter basically retweeting people who are wondering why he isn’t allowed to say “nigger”. I mean, because if Obama can say it since he’s half white, then why can’t Hulk Hogan? I might be reaching here, but I assume Hogan isn’t called a nigger a million times a day on social media. You know, like Obama. Please understand this is just a theory I have. I’m sure there’s a valid reason why Hogan wants to use this word so bad. Probably in a nuanced argument for prison reform I bet.
Rosie Mac‘s body may be in the background on Game of Thrones, but her vagina is high up on a pedestal.
Rosie Mac, a 18-year-old British model who also portrays Daenerys Targaryen, aka Khaleesi, aka Mother of Dragons on the hit HBO fantasy series, has made a public vow of chastity. On her Instagram page, it states that she wishes to remain a “virgin until marriage.” “I’ve got very high morals,” The Sun newspaper quoted her as saying in an interview published this week. “I read it when I was about 13, from beauty pageants, and it kind of stuck. I really like the whole thing of keeping yourself for your husband.” Her Instagram and Facebook pages are full of modeling photos, including pictures of her in bikinis. “I get a lot of weirdoes messaging me strange, nude pictures all the time in Facebook messages,” The Sun quoted her as saying. “One of the things they don’t realize is that my mum actually helps me manage those accounts, so she’s seen it all, too. That’s definitely not the way to impress me—or her!” Mac also said that if she gets more famous, she would love to be able to tell girls, “You don’t have to use your body in that way to be famous, you can be a star in your own right.”
Awww, this is cute. So sweet. Saving yourself for marriage then finding out you’re sexually incompatible and having to buy a vibrator to use when your husband is in the bathroom always makes a happy marriage that will last until one of you is found murdered under mysterious circumstances or reconnects with an ex on Facebook.