Kelly Brook Should Turn Back NowBy toddJune 03, 2016

Sadly, these Kylie Jenner pics have far exceeded my ability to generate revenue to buy them, so here’s Kelly Brook going to a London restaurant. Also sadly, she does that a lot now. RIP. This is how I wish to remember her. In lieu of flowers, please write your congressman to request that no Johnny Depp and Amber Heard stuff happens over the weekend. God bless. Type “amen”. 

Sadly, these Kylie Jenner pics have far exceeded my ability to generate revenue to buy them, so here’s Kelly Brook going to a London restaurant. Also sadly, she does that…

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Robin Thicke’s Mom Gets ItBy toddAugust 27, 2013
Robin Thicke’s Mom Gets It

 

"I just keep thinking of her mother and father watching this. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son. The problem is now I can never "unsee" it.'"Him? Loved it. I love that suit, the black and white suit. I don't understand what Miley Cyrus is trying to do. I just don't understand. I think she's misbegotten in this attempt of hers. And I think it was not beneficial." Gloria Loring

 

I'd like to take this time to inform Miley that Pharrell invented twerking in the 90s:

 

  "I just keep thinking of her mother and father watching this. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my…

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Miley Cyrus Is Still TryingBy toddAugust 27, 2013
Miley Cyrus Is Still Trying

 

Based on her Twitter, Miley Cyrus has convinced herself that she stole the night at the 2013 MTV VMAs because everyone is talking about her. I mean, everybody talked about Jerry Sandusky and George Zimmerman when they were in the news too, so maybe she should learn the difference. Look, MTV has been sexually exploiting young women longer than Ariel Castro, so of course Miley would try to be whatever the hell that was Sunday night on the same network that pays teenagers to get pregnant or puts them in a penthouse with a menial job to teach them about the "real world" (MTV literally turned a chick into a ho once), and they really show no signs of stopping soon. So, if your daughter ever appears on MTV, cut your uterus or penis off, because you're being held back a grade. But since Billy Ray Cyrus is afraid that Hannah Montana might run out, he actually tweeted support for the identity crisis that was carried in his semen. So here we are again. Miley Cyrus tweeting pictures of her sad ass while living under the delusion that we think she's hot, grown ass woman. No. You're in a leotard in a closet. You'd think with all the squats she's been doing, she'd have an ass by now, yet here we are. Christopher Colombus would have lost that bet if he had to sail around this thing.

 

  Based on her Twitter, Miley Cyrus has convinced herself that she stole the night at the 2013 MTV VMAs because everyone is talking about her. I mean, everybody talked…

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Rihanna Was In Hawaii In January, Took PicturesBy toddApril 18, 2012






In case you haven’t see these already, Rihanna went to Hawaii in January to apparently smoke a ton of weed and take a lot of pictures. Here’s some of the pictures. You can see the whole set here, but if I can be honest, pics of a flat chick with a comically large forehead kinda start to look the same after a while.

In case you haven’t see these already, Rihanna went to Hawaii in January to apparently smoke a ton of weed and take a lot of pictures. Here’s some of the…

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Michael Jackson Might Have Overdosed on DemerolBy toddJune 26, 2009

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Although this has yet to be confirmed, Michael Jackson apparently went into cardiac arrest after injecting himself with a large dose of Demerol. The Sun reports:

An Emergency Room source at UCLA hospital said Jackson aides told medics he had collapsed after an injection of potent Demerol — similar to morphine. A Jacko source said: “Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing. “His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped. “His staff started mouth-to-mouth and an ambulance was called which got there in eight minutes “But found he was in full respiratory arrest, no breathing and no pulse. They started full CPR and rushed him to hospital. “When he arrived they started resuscitation, giving him heart shocks and inserted a breathing tube and other supportive measures to try and save his life. “He never regained consciousness.The family was told that he had passed.”

After Jackson got severely burned while shooting a Pepsi commercial back in 1984, he became addicted to painkillers (one of those being Demerol) and was admitted to the Betty Ford Clinic. Also, during his child molestation trial, Demerol and other drug paraphernalia were found in Jackson’s home by police. Man, this is depressing. It can’t be drugs can it? Because I thought for sure Michael Jackson’s heart stopped because it was tired of giving so much love to the world.

I recently became a fan of Anderson Cooper, so here is a clip of him telling a story about when he was 10 and meeting Michael Jackson at Studio 54. Only one of you will get this, but this video is the hardest thing I’ve ever posted. 🙂

Although this has yet to be confirmed, Michael Jackson apparently went into cardiac arrest after injecting himself with a large dose of Demerol. The Sun reports: An Emergency Room source…

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