Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 04, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, Links

 

 

Barbara Walters defends Woody Allen [Dlisted]

This is supposed to be Miley Cyrus [Fishwrapper]

Claudia Romani has some serious bikini cameltoe (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The greatest Super Bowl commercial ever made [The Superficial]

Meet Joy Corrigan and Charlotte McKinney [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez in tight jeans [Popoholic]

College chicks filmed a porno in Columbia's library [Drunken Stepfather]

U.S. Customs will always have a hard on for Bieber [TMZ]

The Vanity Fair 2014 Hollywood Issue  [Lainey Gossip]

Cate Blanchett might not get an Oscar because of Dylan Farrow [Celebitchy]

Today's top 5 supermodel Instagrams [Moe Jackson]

A 16-year old kid stole Guy Fieri's Lambo [Film Drunk]

Jacquelyn Jablonski. Sup? [Celebslam]

 

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Coke’s Super Bowl Ad Is Scaring White PeopleBy toddFebruary 03, 2014

 

Conservative white people love being scared. That's why you never see more than three Native Americans together at one time, and that's pretty much the reason the 2nd Amendment was created. Anyway, Coke is now apparently a malicious threat to your liberty and the foundation of our democracy because they had a bunch of kids singing "America The Beautiful" in different languages. Obviously its just another subversive plot by the Obama administration to shove diversity and harmony down our throats. Take it away Brietbart:

Executives at Coca Cola thought it was a good idea to run a 60 second Super Bowl ad featuring children singing "America the Beautiful" – a deeply Christian patriotic anthem whose theme is unity – in several foreign languages. The ad also prominently features a gay couple. Conservatives instantly lit up social media with objections, with many vowing to boycott the soda company's products. “If we cannot be proud enough as a country to sing 'American the Beautiful' in English in a commercial during the Super Bowl, by a company as American as they come — doggone we are on the road to perdition," said former GOP Rep. Allen West.The lyrics of the song, written in 1893 by Wellesley College Professor Katherine Lee Bates, ask God to grant America “brotherhood / From sea to shining sea.” As far as the executives at Coca Cola are concerned, however, the United States of America is no longer a nation ruled by the Constitution and American traditions in which English is the language of government. It is not a nation governed in the Anglo-American tradition of liberty. It is instead a nation governed by some all inclusive multi-cultural synthesis of the various forms of government in the world, as expressed by the multiple languages used in the Super Bowl ad to sing a uniquely American hymn that celebrates our heritage….The old “America the Beautiful” is beautiful because of the blessings God had heaped on it and because its government offers “liberty in law,” while aspiring for togetherness. Coca Cola's America is beautiful because of the differences in its people. When the company used such an iconic song, one often sung in churches on the 4th of July that represents the old “E Pluribus Unum” view of how American society is integrated, to push multiculturalism down our throats, it's no wonder conservatives were outraged.

You can skip the blockquote if you want, because I already pressed 1 for scared white person, and it translates to "since everybody in this commercial wasn't white and putting on a American flag pin and tying a yellow ribbon around their Jesus fish car magnet while singing in English, this is offensive to tradional Americans because oh god look at all these brown people walking around outside we can't stop them I think my daughter is having sex with one oh Jesus America guns founding fathers." That's pretty much it. White conservatives didn't see something onscreen that represented them, so it scared and offended them.  And pretty please, with fructose sugar on top, stop bringing up the Founding Fathers. You have no idea what would offend or scare them if they were alive today. Actually, I do. You know what would scare the Founding Fathers if they were alive today? Airplanes. Robots. Your iPhone. Ninja turtles. Humans singing the praises of the American dream from sea to shining sea? Not so much. Not to point out the obvious here, but the world doesn't go away when you close your eyes. You can build your fence and bunker if you want, but we'll all be outside having a Coke and a smile.

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Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet $10M On The BroncosBy toddFebruary 03, 2014
Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet $10M On The Broncos

 

One out of every three Facebook statuses on my timeline last night was a picture saying boxer Floyd Mayweather bet $10.4M on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. So instead of belonging to "Less Money Team', he's still on "Money Team'. Oh, and stop sharing that picture. It's unseemly. Mashable reports:

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for winning the Super Bowl. For the record, I did NOT bet $10 million on The Broncos. As a matter of fact, I didn't bet at alI. I can't control what rumors are put out there. But good or bad publicity keeps me relevant. The only thing I would bet $10 million on is MYSELF because from the looks of my record, I'm a guaranteed WIN!!! I’m focused on that, my company www.themoneyteam.com and my tech investments.

I know this might be a disappointment to some of you, but before you throw your thermos across the office, please understand that you were excited over the thought of a person you never met losing $10M. Step outside. Go hug a loved one. Because I'm sorry for whatever happened to you for that to make you happy.

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Jesse Pinkman Was High In A 90s Corn Pops CommercialBy toddAugust 08, 2013

 

Breaking Bad serioulsy needs to hurry the hell up, so while we're waiting, a cool thing to do now is find old clips of the actors in the show. So here's Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) high as a drone in a 90s Corn Pops commercial. All that's missing is him saying "bitch" 4,673 times.

 

Let's fix that, bitch (NSFW language):

 

  Breaking Bad serioulsy needs to hurry the hell up, so while we're waiting, a cool thing to do now is find old clips of the actors in the show….

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Sydney Leathers Already Shot Her “Sex Tape”By toddAugust 08, 2013

 

Feminists preach a lot about gender equality and the subjugation of women by the evil things with penises, but somehow they always manage to galze over the fact that they can reap untold millions by not only banging a famous, rich guy, but simply simply sexting n0OdZ to the same famous, rich guy. And the chick doesn't have to be hot. They can be painfully average in every way and look like the only time they see a gym is in a commercial. You know, like Sydney Leathers. She looks like a third stage dayshift stripper and a chick who wouldn't get a call back if she applied at Hooters, but since this country treats women like second class citizens and oppresses them at every possible turn, she's made more this week (NSFW) than you will all year because she sent a pic of her tits to a married dude. "Wait. Do what now?", said a woman in Saudi Arabia with 2nd degree burns.

 

I'll just leave this here:

 

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Drake Says Amanda Bynes Is “Weird And Disturbing”By toddAugust 08, 2013
Drake Says Amanda Bynes Is “Weird And Disturbing”

 

One of the first signs we had that Amanda Bynes was insane, is when she tweeted, "I want Drake would murder my vagina" a few months ago. Drake never replied or even mentioned it, until his recent interview with something called XXL:

I don’t even know who that is doing that or what that’s about. If that is her, I guess it’s a little weird and disturbing. It’s obviously a behavioral pattern that is way bigger than me. Whoever is behind it, whether it’s her or somebody else, they know people are paying attention so they keep it going.

If we can be honest here, Drake looks like he went to Usher's house as an infant and stayed at the bottom of the pool for a few minutes too long before paramedics rescued him, but what he says makes a lot of sense if you read as a person with his head up his ass. "I don’t even know who that is doing that or what that’s about"? Come again? I can't hear you over your attempt to sound intelligent.

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Daniel Radcliffe Doesn’t Look Like He Loves Cocaine At AllBy toddAugust 08, 2013

Here's Daniel Radcliffe leaving the Noel Coward Theatre in London after performing in The Cripple Of Inishmaan, and I'm not saying he just dived in a pile of blow before walking out of the building, I'm just saying he looks mad paranoid and doesn't know how to hold his hands. So he's either going home to run 20 miles then deep clean his oven, or an alien has just taken over his body and its still adjusting to our ways.

Here's Daniel Radcliffe leaving the Noel Coward Theatre in London after performing in The Cripple Of Inishmaan, and I'm not saying he just dived in a pile of blow before…

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