Amber Heard Lost Money In The Divorce, Is Worst Gold Digger Of All TimeBy toddSeptember 14, 2016
Amber Heard Lost Money In The Divorce, Is Worst Gold Digger Of All Time


iO Tillett Wright is a human person who lived with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp for a year in 2014 after Wright tried to kill himself or something to that effect. I kinda skimmed through. Wright is also the person who wrote the essay, “Why I Called 911“, back in June when all this divorce/domestic violence/media leak shit started going down. He says Heard is his best friend, but has cut Depp out of his life for what we can assume are obvious reasons. He also said this:

Wright has now come out to back Heard and reveal she paid all her own legal fees and accepted a settlement that was much lower than she could have got. Discussing the fact she could have got more than the $7 million, he said: ‘And she paid her own legal fees. That situation was so public. I’m not ever going to be one of them – I’m not ever going to be an A-list celebrity. But I chose to get involved in that situation because it was imperative to say what I thought was right.’

I didn’t know it was possible to marry a millionaire in California, get abused by him, have documented evidence of the abuse, get divorced, then end up having to take out a car title loan to help out with rent and pet supplies. This is like a Lifetime Original horror movie. 

iO Tillett Wright is a human person who lived with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp for a year in 2014 after Wright tried to kill himself or something to that…

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Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana LimaBy toddSeptember 14, 2016
Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima


UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m fragile.


Ryan Seacrest, the gayest heterosexual of all time, is now currently dating Adriana Lima, the third best Victoria’s Secret model of al time. I don’t pretend to understand 2016 anymore. 

E! News has learned that Adriana Lima and Ryan Seacrest are dating and have most recently been spotted on a romantic dinner date in New York City. The two connected during their time in Rio for the 2016 Summer Olympics, and the rest, as they say, is history! 

Like, this alone makes me want to kneel during the national anthem and I don’t even know why. It just seems like a gross injustice. Seacrest also dating this before. Exactly how rich is this dude? Every time I see something about Seacrest, I always think Neil Patrick Harris leaving his husband is somehow going to be involved. I can’t be the only one to see this.


UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m…

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Elle Fanning Does That Barre ThingBy toddSeptember 14, 2016

I really didn’t understand Neon Demon, because I thought Bella Heathcote should’ve been the lead for the story to make more sense, and it was kinda just Starry Eyes with a better director and worst script. Now that I’ve gotten being an insufferable snob out of the way first thing this morning, here’s Neon Demon‘s Elle Fanning leaving a ballet barre class. If you’re not familiar with ballet barre, it is a sacred temple for basics where white girls who can’t find their best selfie light in a regular gym. Also, we can all appreciate Elle’s thick legs. That’s one good thing about girls from Georgia. 

I really didn’t understand Neon Demon, because I thought Bella Heathcote should’ve been the lead for the story to make more sense, and it was kinda just Starry Eyes with…

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‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Has A TrailerBy toddSeptember 13, 2016
‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Has A Trailer


The housewife porn industry got special boost today. The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker dropped. It starts with literal fireworks (symbolism!), then tells you to “forget the past”. I think they mean Fifty Shades of Grey‘s 25% Rotten Tomatoes score. Or they could mean something else! You never know! So if you like movies about rich people having sex written by a woman who writes like she’s never had sex before, be sure to get your ticket this Valentine’s Day. 


The housewife porn industry got special boost today. The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker dropped. It starts with literal fireworks (symbolism!), then tells you to “forget the past”. I think…
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The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & LinksBy toddJuly 27, 2016
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & Links


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ]

Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   

Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ] 

The next Kate Upton?  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Kate Hudson hit up Greece in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

So Nina Dobrev is really doing this movie, huh?  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Taylor Swift will have somebody killed over this   [  Dlisted  ]

Hilary Duff with the mom jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

More Suicide Squad news [ IDLYITW ]


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ] Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]  Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The…

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