Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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  When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line…

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Sharon Tate’s Sister Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Ugly To Play Sharon TateBy toddJuly 14, 2017
Sharon Tate’s Sister Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Ugly To Play Sharon Tate

 

It’s looking more likely that Margot Robbie will be playing Sharon Tate in Quentin Tarantino’s Manson movie, but that didn’t keep Sharon Tate’s sister, Debra Tate, to say what we’re all thinking. Also, LOL.

Margot Robbie has the chops and beauty to play Sharon Tate in a Quentin Tarantino movie about the Manson murders, but Jennifer Lawrence … not so much, at least according to Sharon’s sister. Debra Tate told us if the Sharon role comes down to Margot or Jennifer … Margot’s the clear choice … and it’s not ONLY because of looks. Sounds like an unkind cut, but Debra explained why she’s not taking a shot at J Law.

That’s such a Debra thing to say. You can watch the video of Debra here, or you can look at this picture of Sharon Tate and imagine Margot Robbie doing that until Jennifer Lawrence burns an X in head and kills her.

 

Sharon Tate

 

  It’s looking more likely that Margot Robbie will be playing Sharon Tate in Quentin Tarantino’s Manson movie, but that didn’t keep Sharon Tate’s sister, Debra Tate, to say what…

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Rihanna Is Boarding Thicc AirlinesBy toddJune 27, 2017
Rihanna Is Boarding Thicc Airlines

 

Not sure if Get Out made people actually like TSA agents or not, but imagine being a TSA agent and working yesterday when Rihanna came through. The bald white dude in pic #1 liked it so much he followed her into pic #16. She’s only carrying a coat because ass is her carry on. Good lawd.

 

  Not sure if Get Out made people actually like TSA agents or not, but imagine being a TSA agent and working yesterday when Rihanna came through. The bald white…

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Hilary Duff Wore These ShortsBy toddJune 27, 2017
Hilary Duff Wore These Shorts

 

You people like when I post pics of Hilary Duff. Freaks. I like posting pics of her too because she’s a MILF and I’d like to wrap her legs around my head, but I can’t really say that here now, can I? This is a classy website for people of all ages and I routinely write articles that speak to the children about the importance of abstinence and saying no to drugs. I can’t be seen objectifying a woman’s body like this.

 

  You people like when I post pics of Hilary Duff. Freaks. I like posting pics of her too because she’s a MILF and I’d like to wrap her legs around…

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Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd SplitBy toddNovember 11, 2016
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

  Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering. “Their schedules have been too…

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Abigail Ratchford’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 02, 2016

 

These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ]

Elle Fanning shouldn’t have stood there   (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lena Dunham is incapable of joy  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Amelia Earhart probably fought a smoke monster  [  Dlisted  ]

The butthole of Jennifer Lopez is #WithHer  [  The Superficial   ]

The 5th reason why you should be watching Westworld  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Biel wore these jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

You should know Rachel Cook  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Khloe Kardashian with the Halloween fail  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Some Halloween costumes I missed  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Abigail Ratchford  [  IDLY  ]

A photo posted by A b i g a i l (@abigailratchford) on Oct 28, 2016 at 11:37am PDT   These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ] Elle Fanning…

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Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle BerryBy toddOctober 04, 2016
Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle Berry



On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest.

We reached out to Halle’s camp for comment — and they strongly shut down Flair’s story as bogus. Sources close to Halle expanded … telling us, “There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!” We’re told Halle is deeply offended by Flair. One source put it this way … “A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”

Three things: 1.) Who wouldn’t say they banged Halle Berry in the 90s? 2.) Evidence Halle Berry is Taylor Swift with a more extreme form of psychopathy 3.) I’m from NC, and Ric Flair is a goddamn legend and a national treasure. It’s in our Constitution to believe everything he says. He’s in every commercial.





Imagine being 10 years old and seeing this every weekend on your TV. You’d wanna get coked up and dream of banging Halle Berry.




On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest. We reached out to Halle’s…

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Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own CarBy toddJune 19, 2016
Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own Car


Anton Yelchin was 27. 

Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He was killed in a fatal traffic collision early Sunday morning, his publicist, Jennifer Allen confirmed. Yelchin started small with roles in indie films and various television shows, before breaking out in films like the crime thriller “Alpha Dog” and the teenage comedy “Charlie Bartlett.” His biggest role to date has been in the rebooted “Star Trek” films — the third of which, “Star Trek Beyond” comes out in July.

Anton Yelchin was an only child who died on Father’s Day. His father lost his only son on fucking Father’s Day. Fuck. Go hug someone and tell them you love them, please. 


UPDATE: He was found pinned between his own car and brick mailbox. What the hell.

Anton Yelchin was 27.  Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He…

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Katy Perry’s amfAR Quinceanera Went WellBy toddMay 20, 2016
Katy Perry’s amfAR Quinceanera Went Well


“She still doing it?”

“Mmm hmmm.”


Since Selena Gomez has better things to do besides be up Orlando Bloom’s ass every waking moment, Katy Perry filled in nicely by following him to amfAR’s 23rd Cinema Against AIDS Gala last night in France.

Katy Perry, 31, very quickly decided she didn’t want to break up with Orlando Bloom, 39, after he seemed to be caught kissing Selena Gomez, 23, in Las Vegas. However, the pair walked the red carpet separately at the fabulous anfAR gala on May 19, despite the fact that they showed up together at the Met Ball.

Jesus, she even wore a Quinceanera dress to trick Orlando into thinking she was Selena. These pictures don’t show us if she was wearing soccer shoes or not. She’s a month away from Instagramming J Iron Word quotes.


“She still doing it?” “Mmm hmmm.” Since Selena Gomez has better things to do besides be up Orlando Bloom’s ass every waking moment, Katy Perry filled in nicely by following him…

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