Miley Cyrus Was Offered $1M To Direct A PornBy toddOctober 10, 2013
Miley Cyrus Was Offered $1M To Direct A Porn

 

Because nobody would actually want to see her naked, adult retailer GameLink has offered Miley Cyrus $1M to direct a porn. I guess because she spends a lot of time with a pervy old dude with a camera and a hotel room (Terry Richardson. I'm talking about Terry Richardson). TMZ reports:

It's the next logical step in Miley Cyrus' career … PORN … and one company just offered the singer a cool $1 million … TO GET BEHIND THE CAMERA … TMZ has learned. Adult retailer GameLink is NOT asking Miley to strip naked, but they definitely want to get her elbow-deep in a hardcore sex scene … from the director’s chair. GameLink fired off a letter to Miley's people on Wednesday, offering her $1 mil for the directing gig (including full creative control) and even took a pot shot at Sinead O'Connor while they were at it. Burn. Check out the letter.

I guess Miley should do it. I'm sure there's a market somewhere to see a teddy bear getting his salad tossed.

 

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Kanye West Went On Jimmy Kimmel Last Night And Said More CrazyBy toddOctober 10, 2013


Kanye West is like the smart homeschooled kid who gets hired at your job then has a complete mental breakdown when he gets the slightest criticism because he's lived in a bubble his whole life where he is the center of the universe. So you can fully understand when Kanye had a psychotic break on Twitter when Jimmy Kimmel parodied his now infamous BBC interview. But I bet you weren't expecting Jimmy Kimmel to have Kanye on his show so he could deep throat Yeezus while juggling his balls. Which is basically what happned. If I was Kim Kardashian, I'd totally be jealous, because Kimmel is about three seconds away here from asking Kanye to shoot it in his eye.

See the rest of the "interview" after the jump:

 

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Kris Jenner Is Trying To Bang Ben From “The Bachelor”By toddOctober 10, 2013

Since she's done emasculating and sucking the soul out of Bruce Jenner that there's nothing left but a mummified corpse who like flying model airplanes, Kris Jenner is now trying to date Ben Flajnik. Ben is younger than two of her daughters. inTouch reports:

“She has a crush [on Ben],” a source tells the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. He’s almost half her age, but that hasn’t stopped the Kardashian matriarch. “They’ve been spending a lot of time together,” says the source. Kris, 57, even posted a photo (with the hashtag #livinglifeee) of her and Ben, 31, at his vineyard in Sonoma, Calif., on Sept. 28. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that he’s wealthy and famous. “She and Bruce are separated, so now they’re allowed to see other people — and she’s in full-on dating mode.”

Since I just ate, I'm not going to think of a scenario where I'd want to face a 57-year old vagina that shot out six kids from two different men and a minotaur/ape hybrid. Let's just hope Ben knows what he's doing, because studies have shown that prolonged exposure to Kris Jenner causes cancer in men.

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Ashley Greene Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 10, 2013

Marilyn Manson In “Normal Guy” Drag [Dlisted]

Lena Dunham Needs to Get Out in the Great Outdoors Some More [Fishwrapper]

Miley Cyrus Braless in See Through Top with Star Pasties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie

Katie Holmes Is Hot Again [The Superficial]

Holly Peers, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones And India Reynolds Will Make You Go Nuts [Hollywood Tuna]

Obligatory “Jessica Alba Looking Ridiculously Hot” Post Of The Week [Popoholic]

Georgia May Jagger is almost topless (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

The Jonas Brothers are close to breaking up [TMZ]

Freddie Prinze Jr shirtless in 2013 [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Timberlake should give up acting altogether, says trade paper Variety [Celebitchy]

Hayden Panettiere Rocking Red Leather Leggings & Her New Rock [Moe Jackson]

Peter Dinklage got an amazing film deal [Film Drunk]

Rachel Bilson in 'Marie Claire' [Celebslam]

The 35 Most Offensive Halloween Costumes of All-Time [COED Magazine]

Sylvie van der Vaart in Miami in a Bikini [The Blemish]

R Kelly’s New Song Is Above and Beyond Ridiculous [Evil Beet Gossip]

George Lucas Began Star Wars Episode VII Before Disney Sale [Crave Online]

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are doomed [Popbytes]

Lorde Stands By Her Disses To Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez [Hollywood Life]

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Rihanna Got A Tattoo With A ChiselBy toddOctober 10, 2013

 

Rihanna is in New Zealand right now for her "Diamonds" tour, and since she loves tattoos and is also a masochist, here's a video of her getting a traditional Maori tattoo by some dude with a needle,  chisel, and a mallet. She's okay, because Rihanna is from a voodoo island and witchcraft keeps her from passing out.

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Miley Cyrus Trapped Liam Hemsworth With A Fake PregnancyBy toddSeptember 26, 2013
Miley Cyrus Trapped Liam Hemsworth With A Fake Pregnancy

 

Stop me if you've heard this one: a guy wants to break up with the chick he proposed to because she succumbed to rachetry and she's traps him into staying by faking a positive pregnancy test. You probably haven't, because this rare and women usually never do thiHAHAHAHAHA MStars reports:

A recent cover issue of the seedy gossip magazine OK! blares the headline, "Miley's baby trap. The truth about whether a positive pregnancy test kept Liam from dumping her months ago." According to the popular tabloid, Hemsworth was "ready to break up" with the twerking songstress last spring until "a positive home pregnancy test changed everything." An alleged insider explains, "Miley thought she was expecting and wanted to announce it to the world, even before she went to a doctor to verify the results… Liam begged her not to go public yet. He was emotionally out of the romance for months by that point, though he was still sleeping with her." As OK! sums it up, "Essentially trapped Liam in the relationship, telling him that if he left her alone, she'd tell the world that he had abandoned her at such a delicate time."

Of course, there's another story today that says Miley Cyrus wanted to leave Liam Hemsworth in February, but I thought her PR's narrative at this point she wanted to leave because he was banging January Jones. So, uhhh, which is it? How would a man who bought an engagement ring not even a year ago, be dating Eiza Gonzalez right now? Fake baby. It was because of the fake baby.

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Katy Perry Has A New PerfumeBy toddSeptember 26, 2013

Katy Perry doesn't realy do much without her rack hanging out, because when she does, you realize she's painfully average and has an eye so lazy it watches Low Winter Sun because it doesn't feel like reaching for the remote. So the schoolgirl outfit isn't really doing it here as she launches her new fragrance, KillerQueen. Cool name. Sounds like a Investigation Discovery show about gay serial killers.

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