Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy PerryBy toddApril 11, 2017
Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy Perry

 

Ryan Phillippe got Reese Witherspoon knocked up in her prime. Then he got the hot one from those Pitch Perfect movies knocked up after like two months. So you can understand why he doesn’t want 32-year old Katy Perry on his vagina resume.

I don’t even know where the rumor came from or how it started, but he seems pretty adamant about not dating Katy Perry. As you know, Katy Perry Googles herself a lot so she responded. 

 

Is Katy trying to flirt here? Do we care about this at all? No? Ok, sorry. Ending this post now.

 

  Ryan Phillippe got Reese Witherspoon knocked up in her prime. Then he got the hot one from those Pitch Perfect movies knocked up after like two months. So you…

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Demi Moore Looks Like FunBy toddDecember 10, 2012



As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is 50.

As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is…

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Jessica Alba is Queen of the MILFS, LinksBy kathyDecember 06, 2012



The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx]
Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial]
Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a sudden [Popoholic]
The world is Adriana Lima‘s catwalk [Hollywood Tuna]
Anna Friel looks cold (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
That heroin addict Teen Mom is why Ke$ha does what she does [Dlisted]
Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter in Brazil (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kristen Wiig is in talks for Anchorman 2 [Celebuzz]
Kate Upton covers up for Vogue [Celebitchy]
Snoop says he smokes more than 80 blunts a day [COED Magazine]
…and here’s how he might roll them [College Humor]
[The Chive]
Top 10 naked stocking stuffers (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
More Victoria’s Secret models out and about [Moe Jackson]
Kanye West wants to make Khloe Kardashian hot [Celebslam]
John Travolta has a Christmas album [The Blemish]
The Grammy nominations are out [Evil Beet Gossip]
This LeAnn Rimes drama is getting out of hand [Amy Gindhouse]
The Duchess of Cambridge left the hospital [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway won the Les Miserables premiere [Egotastic]
Eminem‘s daughter did not insult Taylor Swift [Popcrush]
Johnny Depp is finally making Don Quixote [Film Drunk]
Rihanna‘s fashion show is coming to America [TooFab]
Jack White hates Lady Gaga [Popbytes]
Nick Cannon is charitable [Allie Is Wired]
Judd Apatow is 45 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Casey Affleck is taking on the Boston Strangler [ComingSoon]
Promo for the Mid-Season Finale of Arrow [Superhero Hype]
The 21 Best Graphic Novels of 2012 [Crave Online]
The best time lapse video ever [Viralosity]
Lindsay Lohan is stalking that guy from The Wanted [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian hit the gym [Splash News]
Miley Cyrus is almost bald now [Starcrush]

The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx] Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial] Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a…

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The CBS CEO Hates Angus T. JonesBy toddDecember 06, 2012



As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not to watch it. However, he didn’t mention giving back all the money he’s made from the show. I hope he saved some of it.
New York Post reports:

After Charlie Sheen, Les Moonves thinks that the Angus T. Jones controversy is a “piece of cake.” Still, the CBS exec admitted that Jones’ future on the show is still unclear. “I don’t know what our status is with him,” the CBS Corp. president and CEO said yesterday at The Wall Street Journal Viewpoints event. “We took this boy who started with us when he was eight years old, and it seemed to be what happens with child stars over the course of time.””He’s now making $300,000 per week which is not a bad salary for a 19-year-old kid, and he went on a religious channel and urged people not to watch the show because it was filth. By the way, he’s still collecting his $300,000 a week.”

Angus T. Jones later issued the most non-apology apology ever issued, but of course, like most Jesus freaks, he’s perfectly fine with collecting $300K an episode, because operates under the logic that doesn’t have to follow his own advice because Jesus will forgive him. I don’t know, if I went to a restaurant and said it was disgusting filth and told people not to eat there, chances are I wouldn’t go back the next week. You know, unless they were paying me to eat there and no other restaurant would let me in because I’ve been typecast in the other restaurants commercials. Or something like that. Whatever. It made sense to me.

As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not…
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Star Trek Into Darkness Has A TrailerBy toddDecember 06, 2012


I wasn’t aware that they could up with a dumber title than Star Trek 2 for a sequel, but here’s the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness. Despite the title, it looks pretty damn epic and it stars Benedict Cumberbatch from the BBC’s kickass Sherlock. It also stars Alice Eve and she has huge boobs. I hope her boobs are not what’s in the darkness.

I wasn’t aware that they could up with a dumber title than Star Trek 2 for a sequel, but here’s the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness. Despite the title,…

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Kate Upton Makes Nice VideosBy toddDecember 05, 2012



Let’s not kid ourselves, Kate Upton is gonna be fat soon. I think we can all accept that. In the meantime, she can stay in a bra or a bikini and make videos like this one. I like Kate because she has huge boobs. And she’s ridiculously self-aware. When the director talks to her, I bet all she says is, “Ok, but what are my titties’ motivation?”

Let’s not kid ourselves, Kate Upton is gonna be fat soon. I think we can all accept that. In the meantime, she can stay in a bra or a bikini…

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Katie Holmes Is In A BikiniBy toddJuly 05, 2011

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Here’s Katie Holmes in Miami yesterday. Cool. Anybody know what that knob on her stomach does?

Here’s Katie Holmes in Miami yesterday. Cool. Anybody know what that knob on her stomach does?

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Ashley Greene Is Naked, Vitamin EnrichedBy toddJanuary 08, 2010

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I know I posted some of these pictures of Ashley Greene with only bodypaint covering her hot naked ass in an ad for SoBe yesterday, but my penis sent me an angry text message from the next room and told me it might be a good idea if I posted them all today. He really wants to have sex with her, but he just gets so shy. I tell him that chicks like confidence, but he’s just so unsure of himself. Why just last night when I was going to sleep, he could barely touch the ceiling. He blames himself, and I just don’t know what to say to him anymore. No one is gonna love him until he first learns to love himself.

I know I posted some of these pictures of Ashley Greene with only bodypaint covering her hot naked ass in an ad for SoBe yesterday, but my penis sent me…

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Kate Gosselin Is FrugalBy toddJanuary 08, 2010

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Kate Gosselin has worked hard to trick the world that she’s a victim who only wants best for her children, while in reality she’s an emasculating cunt who tries to destroy everything and anyone who dares get in the way of the fame that she so desperately craves. Her husband was either gonna cheat or blow his fuckin brains out, because you can see how having 8 kids through a science experiment and being treated like Cinderella when he didn’t mop the floor right could cause him to run away like a slave who figured out how to pick the lock. But according to the media, Kate Gosselin is now a struggling single mom who sacrifices everything for her precious little children. I guess that doesn’t include $7,000 haircuts. RadarOnline reports:

He also revealed that her hairstyle would cost almost $7,000 in his salons in Washington, DC, and New York City! “My haircuts are $950,” Ted revealed. “The color would have been about $500, and the extensions, which were great length extensions, would probably cost about $5000.” Kate was excited about getting a new look to start off the new year, but was a little nervous about changing her trademark bangs. “We were together for about 20 hours and I would say 15 of those hours were working on Kate trying to convince her to cut her bangs,” Ted joked. “I felt like she was hiding behind that front piece.” Despite the hesitation, he said the mother of eight “was really open to the entire process.” Ted summed up his vision for the TLC star: “I wanted to make sure I took her from being really ordinary to really extraordinary!” Ted even has a nickname for Kate’s old hair style. “The little short bits in the back, we called them her ‘attitude’ and getting rid of those took a long time!”

Kate Gosselin could find a mountain of gold or get attacked by a bear. I could really not give a shit which. I’ll just be content knowing that she’ll die alone in reality show that I’m sure she’ll pitch to TLC where corporate logos will be on her casket and bobble head dolls for the first 1,000 people to sign the guest book.

What a loving, caring mother:

Kate Gosselin has worked hard to trick the world that she’s a victim who only wants best for her children, while in reality she’s an emasculating cunt who tries to…

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That Dude Gaga Is EdgyBy toddJanuary 07, 2010

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When you take a horrifically unattractive “pop star” and a comically gay photographer like David LaChapelle and put them together, what else would you expect than an explosion of technicolor gayness. I appreciate LaChappelle drawing attention away from this hag’s face, but the only way these could be any more of a queer’s wet dream is if Judy Garland was in the back riding a white tiger wearing a Louis Vuitton tote bag.

When you take a horrifically unattractive “pop star” and a comically gay photographer like David LaChapelle and put them together, what else would you expect than an explosion of technicolor…

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