Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or SomethingBy toddAugust 13, 2014
Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or Something

 

Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss (this piece) have been hanging out a lot recently, and by “recently”, I mean “24/7 love you long time”, and it has a lot of blogs with dreams of scissoring all in their heads. Those dreams might be real, or not. Who knows.

Victoria’s Secret model Karlie, 22, moved in just a few weeks ago, with sources close to the singer telling me that the duo have since been “completely inseparable.” “Taylor and Karlie have grown very close,” the source told me. “They are inseparable. Taylor wanted someone to live with her, to have some company, and Karlie jumped at the chance to move in with her friend. They spent a lot of time together before Karlie moved in but now they are rarely apart. They do everything together, from visits to the gym to going on road trips.” “It seems the 24-year-old country singer has found her soulmate,” wrote columnist Charlotte Griffiths, relying on anonymous sources with (apparently intimate) knowledge of the pair’s relationship.

Seems like typical gossip blog bullshit, right? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNN

On Monday, however, her report was nowhere to be found. It had disappeared from the Daily Mails site without explanation. So what happened to Griffiths’ column? Sean Walsh, a spokesperson for the Daily Mail’s New York office, explained that the column—and later, the orders to delete it—originated from the paper’s sister publication in Britain, The Mail on Sunday, which has a special section on The Daily Mail’s website. “They asked us to spike it,” Walsh told Gawker, “and we have no idea why.”

What does this mean? Is this some kind of cover up? They kinda look a like and if they’re hanging out this much together, then they’re periods have probably synched by now, so it would make sense. But I’m not going to believe this until Karlie moves out then Taylor moves across the street then writes a song about her then buys another cat.

  Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss (this piece) have been hanging out a lot recently, and by “recently”, I mean “24/7 love you long time”, and it…

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Courtney Stodden Is Still Alive, Dressing The SameBy toddApril 30, 2013

Courtney Stodden and her creepy husband, Doug Hutchison (he'll always be Eugene Tooms to me), classed up The Ivy yesterday, and Stodden showed up in some kind of leopard print thing. Is this a dress? What is it? Does it come with a portable stripper pole? If not. somebody skipped the class that covered vertical integration.

Courtney Stodden and her creepy husband, Doug Hutchison (he'll always be Eugene Tooms to me), classed up The Ivy yesterday, and Stodden showed up in some kind of leopard print…

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Christina Aguilera Is An Influential PersonBy toddApril 24, 2013

Christina Aguilera attended TIME'S 100 Most Influential People In The World at Jazz at Lincoln Center in NYC last night where she was celebrated for international influence on how gas station burritos are made.

Christina Aguilera attended TIME'S 100 Most Influential People In The World at Jazz at Lincoln Center in NYC last night where she was celebrated for international influence on how gas…

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Reese Witherspoon Wants You To Know She Was Just Being ProtectiveBy toddApril 23, 2013

Even though her arrest reporst says Reese Witherspoon was a mouthy drunk who only got arrested because she wouldn't shut the hell up and let the police do their job, a "source" (attempted PR spin) says the arresting officer misunderstood Witherspoon and she was only being "protective" because she was "afraid". Yes, because white people should be fearful for their lives when they are pulled over in a suburb. E! News reports:

"It wasn't like that," the source said, and explained that when the officer was handcuffing her, Witherspoon simply asked, "Do you know my name?"  as in "Don't you need to know my name?"  The source also added that there was no screaming or any sort of physical altercation between Witherspoon and the officer. "She was being protective of her husband and was fearful of the situation," they tell us.

Ah, yes. That's it. The cop just misunderstood her. That happens when you're drunk and hysterical. Or a drunk bitch. Either or. I guess we'll never be able to sole this great mystery, my friends.

Even though her arrest reporst says Reese Witherspoon was a mouthy drunk who only got arrested because she wouldn't shut the hell up and let the police do their job,…

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