Awww, Look At The Happy CoupleBy toddFebruary 11, 2013

Chris Brown and Rihanna attended the Grammy together and Brown wore white because he's Jesus and Rihanna wore red because women are the devil and she's a succubus who made Brown stomp her head in the street because nobody can know he's gay. Not even his girlfriend. So, things are probably going well tonight because Frank Ocean beat Brown in some category. Not to tell her how she should live her life, but Rihanna should set her alarm to wake her up every 15 minutes to see if she can still move her arms and smell kerosene.

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Katy Perry’s Boobs Won The GrammysBy toddFebruary 11, 2013


I don’t want to bullshit you. The 55th Grammys sucked. It was a bunch of white dudes in capris with banjos and Bruno Mars did a Bob Marley tribute and LL Cool J looked like part of the wait staff. But, Katy Perry wore this dress. I don’t know what that is around her neck, but if I had to guess I’d say it was angel cum. He obviously can’t go back to heaven now, but there really doesn’t seem to be any point anymore.


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Lindsay And Dina Lohan’s Long Island Mansion Is In ForeclosureBy toddFebruary 08, 2013



Last month, Lindsay Lohan moved back to NJ to live with her mom because she is completely broke, but since every time Lindsay touches something she immediately owes it money, this is now happening. Radar Online reports:

A process server delivered court docs to the actress and her mother Dina Thursday linked to Chase Bank’s intent to foreclose the $1.3 million Long Island mansion they live in, and we’ve got the details for you right here on RadarOnline.com. The Mean Girls star, 26, and her mercurial mom, 50, were both named in the notice which read, “Important Information Enclosed.” The process server who delivered the documents told the NY Post that the delivery was in regards to a mortgage issue involving the cash-strapped show biz family.

But don’t feel bad for Lindsay, she won’t be out on the street sucking cock, she’s doing that inside a lavish SoHo penthouse. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is NOT slumming it in NYC … quite the opposite, she’s livin’ pretty in a penthouse. There are reports out Lindsay is living at her mom Dina’s Long Island home, but it’s not true. We’ve learned she’s staying at her friend’s SoHo apartment. The friend is letting Lindsay stay there rent free until she finds a place of her own. And the friend hasn’t set any deadlines for moving.

“The friend”, huh? That’s all he is. A friend. A friend who is quality assurance tests on Lindsay’s new lip injections.

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John Mayer Says He Was “Just A Jerk” Before Katy PerryBy toddFebruary 08, 2013



“Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry” will one day be a Jeopardy answer, because John Mayer‘s penis has been roaming Hollywood like a roaring lion seeking to devour vagina since 2002. But he’s changed man now, because I assume Katy Perry has the best boobs out of that list. Us Magazine reports:

“I was just a jerk,” the Born and Raised singer admitted in a sit-down interview with CBS Sunday Morning, set to air on Sunday, Feb. 10. The crooner, who has been happily dating fellow musician Katy Perry since June 2012 — with a brief separation in August — made headlines in 2010 when he referred to his ex Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” in a Playboy interview. “It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you,” he said in the interview. “I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.”

I have no idea what those last sentences mean. Stop trying to make a 1977 black man like you, John.

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Spice Girls Drunk Reunion, LinksBy kathyFebruary 08, 2013

Good Morning, Katherine Jenkins In A Bikini [The Superficial]

The Uber Hot Hilary Duff Is Officially Back [Popoholic]

Heidi Klum Needs A Tune-up [Hollywood Tuna]

Petra Benova might have the greatest ass in the history of asses (NSFW) [MyEx]

Geri Halliwell Once Again Shows Us Her Panties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Blossom‘s 4-Year-Old Son Is Done Breastfeeding [Dlisted]

Anna Torv nude in Esquire (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Robert Pattinson Shaves His Head For New Movie Role [Celebuzz]

Kelly Clarkson just knew she had a future with her fiance – when he was married [Celebitchy]

Reddit is loving this Lindsay Lohan picture [COED Magazine]

The Next 20 Star Wars Spin-Offs [College Humor]

Bad girls bend at the waist [The Chive]

Get Iden-TIT-y From Amanda Peet (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]

Alyssa Campanella & Victoria Justice @ Teen Vogue 10th Anniversary Party in NYC [Moe Jackson]

Lamar Odom is over it [Celebslam]

Kristin Cavallari Defends Getting Her Engagement Ring in the Mail [The Blemish]

Prince Releases New Track ‘Breakfast Can Wait’, Remains… Bizarrely Sexy? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Dave Grohl Says Britney Spears Is Dead Inside [Amy Gindhouse]

The Chinese Benjamin Button [Lainey Gossip]

Yuliya Snigir Leads Our List Hot Girls You Will See at the Movies This Month [Egotastic]

Justin Bieber + Jason Sudeikis Suffer From Bieber Fever in New ‘SNL Promos’ [Popcrush]

Spring Breakers has new posters [Film Drunk]

Allison Williams On Watching “Girls” Sex Scenes With Her Dad [TooFab]

Beyoncé got a nose job? [Popbytes]

Chris Brown Says That He Deserves Respect [Allie Is Wired]

Donald Faison Gets His Racing On [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

The New Trailer for The Sapphires with Chris O’Dowd [ComingSoon]

New Iron Man 3 LEGOs Reveal Potential Spoilers [Superhero Hype]

Top 12 Grammys Bashers & Boycotters [Crave Online]

8 Reasons Why Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest May Already Be Engaged [Hollyscoop]

Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge wow at Victoria’s Secret Valentine event [Splash News]

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Khloe Kardashian Wants Your Bone MarrowBy toddFebruary 07, 2013



Apparently kancer kills Kardashians, because another Kardashian has cancer. This time it’s the cousin, Cici (“Kiki”?), and Khloe Kardashian is calling all people of Armenian descent to donate their bone marrow to someone they’ve never met. Radar Online reports:

“I am writing this blog post because my family desperately needs your help,” the reality star pleads. “My cousin, Cici, has been battling cancer for 17 years and she is no longer responding to the chemotherapy drugs. Her best option now is a bone marrow stem cell transplant, which would hopefully give her many more years to live.” “The donor must be of Armenian descent, so we are asking every Armenian to reach out to the bone marrow registry and sign up with hopes of finding a match for Cici. Your help truly means the world to us.”

Not to state the obvious here, but isn’t Khloe Kardashian of Armenian descent? Isn’t she on about five shows with people of Armenian descent who have bone marrow? Find out more on armenianbonemarrowmatch.com.

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“I Deserve To Be Blown First!”By toddJuly 14, 2010

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Mel Gibson should probably shoot a wounded soldier in the face or drown a baby to get better press, because today a fourth audio clip has been released. This time, Gibson threatens to burn down the house if he doesn’t get a blowjob. That sounds pretty reasonable.

Raging and panting, Gibson tears into then-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, berating her for apparently falling asleep the night before without giving him sex. And it isn’t long until he threatens her with physical violence, telling her he’ll burn down the house, but first she WILL give him oral sex. Gibson screams: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!” Oksana protests that she waited for him the night, before but fell asleep, and that sends Mel into a new rage. “Waited and waited,” Mel bellows. “What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.” “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”

So you’d think Oksana Grigorieva would treat the telephone like an Amish person treats an iPad by now, but no. She still answers. And she’s getting death threats. From other people.

TMZ has learned Oksana Grigorieva received threatening phone calls Tuesday that “scared her to death.” Sources tell TMZ at least one of the calls “could be interpreted as a death threat.” We’re told there were multiple calls and at least two appeared to be from the same caller. We’re told the callers were angry about her accusations against Mel Gibson.

Christ. I have an idea, take your phone and throw it off a cliff. You’d think this chick would have learned by now. I don’t know what she looks like when the phone rings, buy I imagine a Vietnam vet in a room full of fireworks.

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Really?By toddJuly 14, 2010

I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not available? Because I wouldn’t make this chick the face of a pirate ship. Don’t get me wrong, the body is sick, but the face looks like a backup singer for the band booked to play the Hogwarts commencement.

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