Johnny Depp Is Still Banging Amber HeardBy toddNovember 09, 2012



Amber Heard was a lesbian last year, then she co-starred with Johnny Depp in The Rum Diaries. She is no longer a lesbian. E! Online reports:

At this point, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are just two extremely pretty people who appeared to be enjoying each other’s company out in Hollywood this week. The Rum Diary costars spent a couple of “flirtatious but not overly touchy-feely” hours at AV Nightclub on Monday evening, a rep for the club tells E! News. Neither actor’s rep returned requests for comment on whether the tête-à-tête indicates that the two are more than friends, as was rumored earlier this year following Depp’s split from longtime partner Vanessa Paradis. The AV rep tells us that staffers blocked off the entire outdoor patio for the famous pair, who had brought their own security with them.

Johnny Depp spent over a fourth of his life with Vanessa Paradis, so he should be allowed to fuck Amber Heard in the middle of traffic if he wants. Because have you ever seen Vanessa Paradis? Amber Heard couldn’t look that bad if she was possessed by the devil and had the flu at the same time.

Amber Heard was a lesbian last year, then she co-starred with Johnny Depp in The Rum Diaries. She is no longer a lesbian. E! Online reports: At this point, Johnny…

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Jennifer Aniston Might Be PregnantBy toddNovember 08, 2012



The only place reporting this is Star, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.New York Post reports:

Star magazine blared “Jen’s Pregnant!” on their cover this week, featuring the actress with a barely visible “baby bump” on her midsection. In their report, “sources” reveal that Jen not only “cried tears of joy” when she found out about the pregnancy, but she’s also having a girl with her fiance Justin Theroux. Desperate to cue violins, the mag’s source also adds that the “Horrible Bosses” actress is “keeping her baby joy in check for now” because she’s “scared to death that making a huge public deal over her pregnancy might jinx her.”

If you want to draw a conclusion that has a 50% of being correct, her rep would like you to know she’s not.

A rep for Aniston has confirmed to Gossip Cop that the report is “totally made up.” The site also rehashes how the mag breathlessly reported that Aniston was pregnant with twins last year.

I really don’t care if she is or not, but is it safe for a woman to have a baby at 43? I read somewhere that if they did they baby would come out with claws or as a werewolf.

The only place reporting this is Star, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.New York Post reports: Star magazine blared “Jen’s Pregnant!” on their cover this week, featuring the…

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 08, 2012



I could spend a lot of time writing text you won’t bother reading, so instead I’d just like to wish all the ladies out there Happy Eating Disorder Day!

I could spend a lot of time writing text you won’t bother reading, so instead I’d just like to wish all the ladies out there Happy Eating Disorder Day!

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Christina Hendricks Is Overflowing, LinksBy kathyNovember 08, 2012



Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo [The Superficial]
Laetitia Casta wants to sell you ugly lingerie [Popoholic]
Nicola McLean is a sloppy drunk [Hollywood Tuna]
Candice Swanepoel tweeted this picture yesterday. THIS PICTURE [MyEx]
Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Joni Mitchell is 69 [Dlisted]
Someone strung up an Obama mannequin (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Scarlett Johannson got a new tattoo [Celebuzz]
Coco Rocha is extremely religious [Celebitchy]
Toni Garrn is topless (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Some pizza for your election hangover [COED Magazine]
Romney‘s First Draft of Last Minute Concession Speech [College Humor]
Real life doll women are so creepy looking [The Chive]
The Victoria Secret show is filming today [Moe Jackson]
Eva Longoria picking her nose [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan thinks the cops are out to get her [The Blemish]
Kristen Stewart wants kids [Evil Beet Gossip]
Jennifer Lopez likes being able to fire people [Amy Gindhouse]
Les Miserables has new trailers [Lainey Gossip]
College football games to watch this weekend [Egotastic]
20 Obama high fives [Cityrag]
Boy band fight! [Popcrush]
If your guy lost, here is a puppy to make it all better [Film Drunk]
David Arquette is surprisingly ripped [TooFab]
Channing Tatum might be People’s new Sexiest Man Alive [Popbytes]
Ciara might be pregnant with 50 Cent‘s baby [Allie Is Wired]
Tinie Tempah is 24 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Why the Dark Knight Rises won’t win any Oscars [ComingSoon]
Carrie Fisher wants to play Leia again [Superhero Hype]
An eight film Quentin Tarantino set is coming [Crave Online]
Lion scares a little girl [Viralosity]
Celebrity responses to Obama‘s reelection [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian has bad taste in jewelry [Splash News]

Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo [The Superficial] Laetitia Casta wants to sell you ugly lingerie [Popoholic] Nicola McLean is a sloppy drunk [Hollywood Tuna] Candice Swanepoel tweeted this picture…

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Chrissy Teigen Got Humped By Neal Brennan’s Dog Last NightBy toddNovember 07, 2012


Cool chick and IDLYITW favorite, Chrissy Teigen, threw a reelection party last night, and as you can see, Keith was the real winner. KEITH 2016

Cool chick and IDLYITW favorite, Chrissy Teigen, threw a reelection party last night, and as you can see, Keith was the real winner. KEITH 2016

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Sophie Turner Probably Didn’t Vote Because She’s AustralianBy toddNovember 06, 2012




Or she did. I don’t know. To be honest, I don’t really care. However, I do care about her ass a great deal. Have you seen it? She better cut down on the lunges and squats, because if they zombie apocalypse happens (and it will), her ass will make her a target. Much like it does now. Everybody will still want to eat it, but they won’t take her to dinner first or engage in flirtatious banter.

pic source = instagram

Or she did. I don’t know. To be honest, I don’t really care. However, I do care about her ass a great deal. Have you seen it? She better cut…

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Whoever Made That Slit So Short is a Horrible Person, LinksBy kathyNovember 06, 2012



Lindsay Lohan is being charged again, won’t go to jail [The Superficial]
Nicole Scherzinger is curvy [Popoholic]
Sophia Bush is still alive, adorable [Hollywood Tuna]
Miranda Kerr does Esquire [MyEx]
Joanna Krupais all wet (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Beyonce really wants you to vote for Obama [Dlisted]
Brooke Burke‘s topless Gangnam Style (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
The last Twilight might have a twist ending [Celebuzz]
Leonardo DiCaprio is already banging another hot chick [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian forgot her bra (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Bar Raeli does GQ Germany [COED Magazine]
How To Vote [College Humor]
37 very hot ladies to start your morning off right [The Chive]
Eddie Murphy has a new young blonde girlfriend [Moe Jackson]
Denise Richards is not ready for her close up [Celebslam]
Terry Bradshaw was accidentally racist [The Blemish]
Taylor Swift is still texting her ex, of course [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kim Kardashian is handicapped now [Amy Gindhouse]
Katie Holmes had a good opening night [Lainey Gossip]
Amanda Rosa is another hot Brazilian [Egotastic]
Zooey Deschanel, just because [Cityrag]
Britney Spears is writing a novel [Popcrush]
This week’s DVD releases are pretty awesome [Film Drunk]
Heidi Klum is “very happy” doing her bodyguard [TooFab]
Amanda Bynes might not be as crazy as previously reported [Popbytes]
Rebecca Romijn is 40 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
The first footage from World War Z [ComingSoon]
Michael Shannon won’t say “Kneel before Zod!” [Superhero Hype]
Halo 4 review [Crave Online]
Meat head passes out while flexing [Viralosity]
Now Cameron Diaz is flirting with Robert Pattison [Hollyscoop]
Harry Styles would pose naked for £100 [Splash News]

Lindsay Lohan is being charged again, won’t go to jail [The Superficial] Nicole Scherzinger is curvy [Popoholic] Sophia Bush is still alive, adorable [Hollywood Tuna] Miranda Kerr does Esquire [MyEx]…

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Harrison Ford Wants To Play Han Solo AgainBy toddNovember 06, 2012



With Disney planning three more Star Wars movies after they bought Lucasfilm for $4B dollars, there have been a tom of rumors about the original cast possibly coming back for cameos. Harrison Ford wants to come back, only to give Han Solo a proper death. Inside Movies reports:

“Harrison is open to the idea of doing the movie and he’s upbeat about it, all three of them are,” said one highly placed source, referring to Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher, the trio that made a hyper-speed jump to global fame on May 25, 1977, the opening night for George Lucas’s original Star Wars film. ….The actor, now 70, is plenty proud of Indy, Jack Ryan, John Book, and Dr. Richard Kimble but in the past he didn’t disguise his disdain for Solo. “As a character he was not so interesting to me,” the frosty Ford explained in an ABC interview in 2010. The slippery Corellian pilot’s great talent is keeping himself alive, a skill that apparently extended beyond the screen. Solo’s death scene in early outlines for Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was scrapped, according to Ford and others, because the character was a top seller as an action figure. As Ford told ABC in the same interview: “I thought he should have died in the last one to give it some bottom…George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”

I don’t know if you could hear it or not, but my nerd boner just threw my desk across the room. With a lot force. Haha, get it?! I said “force”. Because the force is what the Jedi use and I can control my penis with my mind so it’s like when a Jedi moves things with his mind and my penis is like that and OH NEVERMIND!

With Disney planning three more Star Wars movies after they bought Lucasfilm for $4B dollars, there have been a tom of rumors about the original cast possibly coming back for…

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Miley Cyrus Has Been Offered $1M To Be In A PornBy toddNovember 06, 2012



A porn star, Jessie Andrews, was in Miley Cyrus‘ video for “Decisions”, but a website wants them to pretend it’s 2am and they’ve been giving them free shots all night. TMZ reports:

The Media Director for Sex.com Martin Ellison just sent Miley’s reps a letter, offering to compensate the singer “extremely well” for her participation in a softcore girl-on-girl make out sesh with porn star Jessie Andrews. Martin’s offer is a tit for tat, because Andrews is prominently featured in Miley’s new music video “Decisions,” filmed inside Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. (BTW the video’s sick). Martin writes, “After seeing a preview for the video ‘Decisions,’ we were floored at how sexy both her, and Porn star Jessie Andrews look together!” (No duh) Miley kisses her fiance Liam Hemsworth in the video, but Martin wants to replace Liam with Jessie — and remake the entire music video into a sexy softcore PORNO. It’s just a naked make out, but if Miley wants to make sex part of the deal, that’s cool too — Martin writes, “How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her.” Martin says he’s already reached out to Jessie’s camp about the XXX remake — and our sources tell us, Jessie’s already down to clown. We’re also told Sex.com will cough up $1 million.

Miley Cyrus already went to a salon recently and asked for “the lesbian”, so there’s a pretty good chance she’ll say yes. But ask yourslef, do we really want four more years of Miley Cyrus?

A porn star, Jessie Andrews, was in Miley Cyrus‘ video for “Decisions”, but a website wants them to pretend it’s 2am and they’ve been giving them free shots all night….

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