The 2018 SAG Awards Were TonightBy toddJanuary 22, 2018
The 2018 SAG Awards Were Tonight

 

I just watched Tom Brady win his 8th AFC Championship Game and now I’m watching a Viking funeral, so I didn’t watch the 2018 SAG Awards, but I did see they gave an award to a dude who played a violent rapist during the #TimesUp movement, so that’s a pretty Hollywood thing to do. Good job, guys. Here’s some red carpet pics of people who were there. Enjoy your evening.

 

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Bryan Singer Sued For Raping A 17-Year-Old Dude In 2003By toddDecember 08, 2017
Bryan Singer Sued For Raping A 17-Year-Old Dude In 2003

 

Earlier this month, director Bryan Singer was directing the Queen biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, then just left one day and didn’t come back. Then the production shut down “due to the unexpected unavailability of Bryan Singer.” Then Singer got fired. Then Singer said he was trying to take of his sick mother. The studio was like, yeah ok. Four days later, Singer is hit with a lawsuit for sexually assaulting a teenager in 2003.

According to the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, Singer was on a yacht in the Seattle area back in 2003 … a yacht owned by wealthy tech investor, Lester Waters. The suit claims it was a party populated by young gay males, including the plaintiff, Cesar Sanchez-Guzman. The suit claims Singer offered to take Guzman, who was 17 at the time, on a tour of the yacht. When they got to one of the rooms, the suit alleges Singer thrust his body on Guzman, forced him to the floor, shoved Guzman’s face against his crotch and demanded he perform oral sex. The suit claims Singer pulled out his penis, smacked Guzman in the face with it and forced it into his mouth. Guzman claims he pleaded with Singer to stop, but he kept going … causing him to choke. The suit goes on to allege Singer then forcibly performed oral sex on Guzman. Guzman says he again pleaded with Singer to stop, to no avail. He says Singer then forcibly anally penetrated him, all while ignoring Guzman’s pleas.

This makes the fourth time Bryan Singer has been sued for sexually assaulting or doing weird shit with teenage boys, and let’s not forget Singer’s infamous pool parties with barely legal, naked twinks.

I guess his mother is okay now, because he lawyers immediately released a statement denying the allegations (per People):

“Bryan categorically denies these allegations and will vehemently defend this lawsuit to the very end. Cesar Sanchez-Guzman apparently claims that he did not remember this alleged incident from 2003 until now. Significantly, when Sanchez-Guzman filed for bankruptcy only a few years ago, he failed to disclose this alleged claim when he was supposed to identify all of his assets, but conveniently, now that the bankruptcy court discharged all of his debts, he is able to recall the alleged events.”

So basically, Bryan Singer was directing the Queen movie, heard about the allegations, then left a hole in the set like Wile E. Coyote to run to his lawyer. Also, his show The Gifted sucks. Runaways is far superior has more likeable characters.

 

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Kendall Jenner Is Your 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar TodayBy toddDecember 05, 2017
Kendall Jenner Is Your 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar Today

 

Kendall Jenner is by far the most attractive and least pregnant of Kris Jenner’s kids (unless Rob figures out something quick), so there’s a reason she was chosen to be in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar other than the people who make this calendar wanting to leverage Kendall’s social media following. That probably didn’t factor into their decision at all. They know she’s a supermodel just like Cindy Crawford and Linda Evangelista and lol okay I’ll stop.

 

 

Hey, but at least she’s doing actual physical exercise, unlike Ashley Graham who did hers in post.

 

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‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Has A New Trailer With Donald Glover In ItBy toddMay 24, 2017
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Has A New Trailer With Donald Glover In It

 

The third trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming dropped today, and I don’t it’ll be as good as a DC movie. There isn’t a Queen song and Peter Parker doesn’t hate his job or have a Jesus complex and the jokes don’t seem forced. I’m sure the critics will get hard over it, because they all just seem to like enjoying going to the movies and not wanting to self-harm trying to makes sense of what the plot is supposed to be. This movie might be better after the Ultimate Edition comes out I bet.

 

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Katy Perry And Other People Are Performing In London This WeekendBy toddMay 24, 2017
Katy Perry And Other People Are Performing In London This Weekend

 

Two days ago, a suicide bomber blew himself up after an Ariana Grande concert, killing 22 people (mostly kids) and wounding 59 others (also, mostly kids), in Manchester. After that, the UK raised their terror threat to critical. But good news, everyone. Katy Perry and The Chainsmokers are coming to perform this weekend. Be sure to head out with your kids and loved ones.

Katy Perry, Lorde, Lana Del Rey, Imagine Dragons, Shawn Mendes and The Chainsmokers are not bowing to the terrorists, because they’re fully committed to performing in England this weekend … with an asterisk.  They’re all performing at the BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend Saturday and Sunday, and all have pledged to take the stage as planned. Here’s the rub. 50,000 people are expected to attend, and the fan base is young … similar to the crowd at Ariana Grande’s ill-fated concert. Our sources say the various teams representing the artists are working with the venue to ramp up security in a huge way. We’re told security was already at red alert level, but it pales by comparison to the new plan keeping the venue and the crowd safe.

Pretty awesome of them to not bow to terrorists by getting 50,000 people together in a confined area in a country that just pretty much accepts getting shredded by a nail bomb as just another day in the life. Because haven’t you heard? Love conquers all. Hugs not hate will defeat terrorism. That must be why all those victims from Monday have come back to life. Too bad if you don’t believe that. You must be racist. I feel so sorry for you. Something about Timothy McVeigh and The Crusades and George Bush.

 

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Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image SearchBy toddApril 09, 2014
Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image Search

 

Kim Kardashian was in Thailand last week for a much needed vacation, and I'm not going to get into how gross these are, but if Kim is known for one thing, its for attempting to portray her life in the most realistic way possible. Her show is never edited or subject to reshoots for dramatic effect or to push a certain narrative, and she's never had one plastic surgery procedure. And her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries wasn't a ploy to help sagging ratings. All of these are vicious lies perpetrated by haters. So imagine everyone's shock and surprise when she posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram. And by "posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram", I mean she typed "Thailand beach" into a Google image search and posted that. Just so we're clear, Kim Kardashian was actually IN Thailand but had to look up a picture of Thailand to post on Instagram. Like, I don't even know where to start with this. Sorry. I need to get up and walk around.

 

 

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling StoneBy toddApril 09, 2014
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling Stone

 

Wearing only the words of Thomas Jefferson like the most popular dancer in a Tea Party strip club, Julia Louis-Dreyfus got naked for Rolling Stone. At 53 she's still getting it done with the help of airbrushing, but it's pretty disgusting that after being on Seinfeld and Veep, Dreyfus has to remove her clothes to get on the cover. Just another example of the patriarchy subjugating a succcessful woman by reducing her to nothing more than a sex object and the whore archetype. How long must we as a society allow hahahaha just kidding. Hey, guys! Elaine Benes is naked. Set your jack off hand to 1994.

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Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 09, 2014
Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, Links

 

Um, okay  [Dlisted]

BREAKING: Lena Dunham says dumb shit  [Fishwrapper]

Edita Vilkevicuite is butt ass naked on the beach (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The Ultimate Warrior died   [The Superficial]

Byana Holly in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Garner looking hot   [Popoholic]

Beyonce hand bra  [Drunken Stepfather]

Jennifer Aniston is trying to win an Oscar  [Celebitchy]

Paulina Gretzsky. Good god, man [Celebslam]

Tommy Boy had a joke that took 20 years to notice [Film Drunk]

 

 

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‘The Other Woman’ Had A PremiereBy toddApril 08, 2014

Despite looking like she was cursed by a warlock some time around 2002, Cameron Diaz is still being cast in romantic comedies. But now Hollywood has to cast hot chicks in her movies with her because, well, look at the banner picture. Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann are just happy to be here at this point. The film's script was rewritten and the title was changed to The Other Woman after the studio found out it was just Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann in the movie. "Wait, do what now? Nope." a studio executive said.

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Dina Lohan Got A DUIBy toddSeptember 13, 2013
Dina Lohan Got A DUI

 

Since the House of Lohan will fall unless one of them is drunk, I guess it's all up to Dina Lohan now. TMZ reports:

Dina Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Long Island, NY last night … and cops say her blood alcohol level was more than TWICE the legal limit. Lindsay Lohan's 50-year-old mother was pulled over on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 pm Thursday night … after she was allegedly going 77mph in a 55 in her white BMW. During the stop, cops say she appeared intoxicated — and tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at .20 — more than twice the legal limit of .08. According to officials, "Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest" … but when medical personnel responded to the scene and determined she was fine, Dina "recanted her claim."   Lohan was hauled to a nearby station where she was booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding. After posing for a squinty-eyed mug shot, Lohan was released to a sober 3rd party. So far, no word on WHO picked up Lohan from the station. Lohan is due back in court later this month.

This wouldn't be a Lohan story without drama, so of course Dina made up a story that the police injured her and had to recant because only Lindsay can lie and get away with it. They should give her license back and tell her she can only drive at night in Colorado.

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