Kat Dennings Is SingleBy toddAugust 01, 2016
Kat Dennings Is Single


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years. 

It was a mutual breakup,” a source shared with E! News. “They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”

“Mutual breakup” probably means she was like “wha no I’m dating Josh Groban this can’t be right” then he was like “yeah sorry about that I’ll leave now” or something like that. No disrespect to Josh Groban and his one song that people know, but he kinda looks like he’d vote Jill Stein then tweet about how racism is bad from his condo as he watches the Trump Nationalist Army round up immigrants and hang BLM protestors. I feel that’s accurate. Anyway, this article included a quote from Josh Groban talking about their relationship in 2015.

“Humor is such a huge thing for me, so the fact that we could talk about Monty Python and all sorts of weird other things, I was like, ‘OK, yeah, we’re on the same page.'”

Ooh, Monty Python. Kat Dennings’s vagina was probably overflowing with happiness every time they discussed 70s British comedies and whatever this nerd wanted to talk about instead of handling them titties. Speaking of titties…


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years.  “It was a mutual…

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Katy Perry Did The DNCBy toddJuly 29, 2016
Katy Perry Did The DNC


While Trump stans were busy shitting on the Muslim parents of a Purple Heart recipient while complaining that the American flags on stage weren’t big enough then celebrated when their candidate got baited into an unhinged Twitter rant, they probably missed the part where world has passed the scared white man by. RIP. They also probably missed Katy Perry, who looked hot as hell. Look, whatever your thoughts on Hillary Clinton, at least she didn’t invite Taylor Swift. I feel that we should take a moment to acknowledge that fact. 


And if I pissed off Trump stans, my apologies. I hope this makes you feel better and gives you good vibes while you punch an immigrant to get an erection.



While Trump stans were busy shitting on the Muslim parents of a Purple Heart recipient while complaining that the American flags on stage weren’t big enough then celebrated when their candidate…

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Not So Fast, McKayla MaroneyBy toddJuly 29, 2016

Ok, so TigerBeat is still a thing, and McKayla Maroney attended their teen choice awards thing or whatever. So obviously she doesn’t look the same as she does on her Instagram as she does in harsh lighting and several purchased filters, but…




….but…



…harsh lighting can be easily turned off.

Ok, so TigerBeat is still a thing, and McKayla Maroney attended their teen choice awards thing or whatever. So obviously she doesn’t look the same as she does on her Instagram…

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A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf CourseBy toddJuly 29, 2016
A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf Course


I woke up this morning and read “Justin Timberlake slapped in the face by fan!“, then I watched the video. “Justin Timberlake lightly touched on his neck then reacting like he was just infected by Zika”, probably wouldn’t have gotten that many clicks. Anyway, Timberlake was at the American Century Celebrity Pro-Am in Lake Tahoe when some drunk asshole touched his neck. This might also be the whitest story you’ll read today.

TMZ obtained the Douglas County Sheriff’s report which says Keith Weglin’s BAC was 0.18% when he got to jail … more than twice the legal limit…He could have gotten off scot-free, but cops say he refused to leave the course … so, they arrested him for disorderly conduct. One law enforcement source said Weglin talked himself right into jail. We’ve reached out to him, but no word back yet.

It’s probably pretty quiet in the Weglin household today. Let’s all respect their requests for privacy as they take turns stomping the shit out of Keith while his mouth is taped shut. 


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Charli XCX Wore This To The Brit AwardsBy toddFebruary 26, 2015

I don’t feel like I’m being my duty to you guys if I don’t post these pictures of Charli XCX and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. So here’s Charli XCX’s and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. She actually probably smells like weed. Or maybe not. I mean, if she did then you’d think her music would be better.

I don’t feel like I’m being my duty to you guys if I don’t post these pictures of Charli XCX and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. So here’s Charli…

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LOLBy toddFebruary 26, 2015

Kim Kardashian got a second hand invitation to the Brit Awards, and she showed up wearing another one of special made outfits that was specially crafted by Chinese kids with a firm grasp on the law of physics. Like, for real, who looks at her ass and legitimately wants to stick their penis in it? It looks like something you’d lower into the velociraptor cage.

Kim Kardashian got a second hand invitation to the Brit Awards, and she showed up wearing another one of special made outfits that was specially crafted by Chinese kids with…

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Taylor Swift Wore This Dress To The Brit AwardsBy toddFebruary 26, 2015

I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going to ask too many questions. Maybe her cats destroyed all her rompers and ASOS coats. Nice job, cats.

I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going…

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Zoe Kravitz Did Ocean DriveBy toddFebruary 26, 2015

She’ll sadly never gonna be as hot as her mom, but any human who came out of Lisa Bonet’s vagina wasn’t going to be unattractive, so here’s Zoe Kravitz on the cover of Ocean Magazine. Giuliana Rancic saw these pictures and threw up the rice cake she thought about eating yesterday. Then Kelly Osbourne snarled and snatched it off the ground and deep fried it in Nutella.

She’ll sadly never gonna be as hot as her mom, but any human who came out of Lisa Bonet’s vagina wasn’t going to be unattractive, so here’s Zoe Kravitz on…

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Abigail Ratchford Is Seducing YouBy toddFebruary 26, 2015

 I know me posting this first is the online equivalent of me banging Abigail Ratchford against her kitchen counter then sneaking out the back and wiping off my mouth before The Superficial comes over with three dozen long stems and a dinner reservation, but I’m up early today. Sorry, Mike! Your girl is lookin’ hot as fuck though. Big fan, big fan.

 

 I know me posting this first is the online equivalent of me banging Abigail Ratchford against her kitchen counter then sneaking out the back and wiping off my mouth before…

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Chelsea Handler Got A Weed CardBy toddFebruary 25, 2015
Chelsea Handler Got A Weed Card

 

One could make the case that Chelsea Handler should have smoked weed while she had a show, but she posted her legal medical marijuana card on Twitter yesterday. If I was high right now, I’d point at the DOB and laugh. C’mon, now. You can’t be 40 for 10 years unless you’re a vampire or Gwen Stefani.

  One could make the case that Chelsea Handler should have smoked weed while she had a show, but she posted her legal medical marijuana card on Twitter yesterday. If…

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