Kat Dennings Is SingleBy toddAugust 01, 2016
Kat Dennings Is Single


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years. 

It was a mutual breakup,” a source shared with E! News. “They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”

“Mutual breakup” probably means she was like “wha no I’m dating Josh Groban this can’t be right” then he was like “yeah sorry about that I’ll leave now” or something like that. No disrespect to Josh Groban and his one song that people know, but he kinda looks like he’d vote Jill Stein then tweet about how racism is bad from his condo as he watches the Trump Nationalist Army round up immigrants and hang BLM protestors. I feel that’s accurate. Anyway, this article included a quote from Josh Groban talking about their relationship in 2015.

“Humor is such a huge thing for me, so the fact that we could talk about Monty Python and all sorts of weird other things, I was like, ‘OK, yeah, we’re on the same page.'”

Ooh, Monty Python. Kat Dennings’s vagina was probably overflowing with happiness every time they discussed 70s British comedies and whatever this nerd wanted to talk about instead of handling them titties. Speaking of titties…


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years.  “It was a mutual…

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Katy Perry Did The DNCBy toddJuly 29, 2016
Katy Perry Did The DNC


While Trump stans were busy shitting on the Muslim parents of a Purple Heart recipient while complaining that the American flags on stage weren’t big enough then celebrated when their candidate got baited into an unhinged Twitter rant, they probably missed the part where world has passed the scared white man by. RIP. They also probably missed Katy Perry, who looked hot as hell. Look, whatever your thoughts on Hillary Clinton, at least she didn’t invite Taylor Swift. I feel that we should take a moment to acknowledge that fact. 


And if I pissed off Trump stans, my apologies. I hope this makes you feel better and gives you good vibes while you punch an immigrant to get an erection.



While Trump stans were busy shitting on the Muslim parents of a Purple Heart recipient while complaining that the American flags on stage weren’t big enough then celebrated when their candidate…

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Not So Fast, McKayla MaroneyBy toddJuly 29, 2016

Ok, so TigerBeat is still a thing, and McKayla Maroney attended their teen choice awards thing or whatever. So obviously she doesn’t look the same as she does on her Instagram as she does in harsh lighting and several purchased filters, but…




….but…



…harsh lighting can be easily turned off.

Ok, so TigerBeat is still a thing, and McKayla Maroney attended their teen choice awards thing or whatever. So obviously she doesn’t look the same as she does on her Instagram…

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A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf CourseBy toddJuly 29, 2016
A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf Course


I woke up this morning and read “Justin Timberlake slapped in the face by fan!“, then I watched the video. “Justin Timberlake lightly touched on his neck then reacting like he was just infected by Zika”, probably wouldn’t have gotten that many clicks. Anyway, Timberlake was at the American Century Celebrity Pro-Am in Lake Tahoe when some drunk asshole touched his neck. This might also be the whitest story you’ll read today.

TMZ obtained the Douglas County Sheriff’s report which says Keith Weglin’s BAC was 0.18% when he got to jail … more than twice the legal limit…He could have gotten off scot-free, but cops say he refused to leave the course … so, they arrested him for disorderly conduct. One law enforcement source said Weglin talked himself right into jail. We’ve reached out to him, but no word back yet.

It’s probably pretty quiet in the Weglin household today. Let’s all respect their requests for privacy as they take turns stomping the shit out of Keith while his mouth is taped shut. 


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