Lena Dunham Is On The Kesha CaseBy toddFebruary 24, 2016
Lena Dunham Is On The Kesha Case


I’m not going to tell you what’s going with the whole Dr. Luke/Kesha thing because you already now, and if you don’t, go find out and come back. Hurry up, we’re waiting. Back? Ok. Go take a pee break, this is pretty long.

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I’m not going to tell you what’s going with the whole Dr. Luke/Kesha thing because you already now, and if you don’t, go find out and come back. Hurry up,…

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Kendall Jenner Is NSFWBy toddNovember 06, 2015
Kendall Jenner Is NSFW


So Kendall Jenner reached 40M Instagram followers, and this is the pic she posted. I’m told that’s the NSFW version below, but I don’t really know. I’ve never seen Kendall Jenner’s nipple in person before. I know, I pretty shocked myself.

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So Kendall Jenner reached 40M Instagram followers, and this is the pic she posted. I’m told that’s the NSFW version below, but I don’t really know. I’ve never seen Kendall…

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Adam Levine Wants To Bang His Wife Covered In BloodBy toddSeptember 30, 2014

 

I really have no idea what’s happening in Maroon 5‘s video for “Animals”, but here’s Adam Levine really having to earn his red wings with his wife Behati Prinsloo.

  I really have no idea what’s happening in Maroon 5‘s video for “Animals”, but here’s Adam Levine really having to earn his red wings with his wife Behati Prinsloo.

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Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image SearchBy toddApril 09, 2014
Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image Search

 

Kim Kardashian was in Thailand last week for a much needed vacation, and I'm not going to get into how gross these are, but if Kim is known for one thing, its for attempting to portray her life in the most realistic way possible. Her show is never edited or subject to reshoots for dramatic effect or to push a certain narrative, and she's never had one plastic surgery procedure. And her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries wasn't a ploy to help sagging ratings. All of these are vicious lies perpetrated by haters. So imagine everyone's shock and surprise when she posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram. And by "posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram", I mean she typed "Thailand beach" into a Google image search and posted that. Just so we're clear, Kim Kardashian was actually IN Thailand but had to look up a picture of Thailand to post on Instagram. Like, I don't even know where to start with this. Sorry. I need to get up and walk around.

 

 

Kim Kardashian Google Image

Kim Kardashian Google

  Kim Kardashian was in Thailand last week for a much needed vacation, and I'm not going to get into how gross these are, but if Kim is known for…

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling StoneBy toddApril 09, 2014
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling Stone

 

Wearing only the words of Thomas Jefferson like the most popular dancer in a Tea Party strip club, Julia Louis-Dreyfus got naked for Rolling Stone. At 53 she's still getting it done with the help of airbrushing, but it's pretty disgusting that after being on Seinfeld and Veep, Dreyfus has to remove her clothes to get on the cover. Just another example of the patriarchy subjugating a succcessful woman by reducing her to nothing more than a sex object and the whore archetype. How long must we as a society allow hahahaha just kidding. Hey, guys! Elaine Benes is naked. Set your jack off hand to 1994.

  Wearing only the words of Thomas Jefferson like the most popular dancer in a Tea Party strip club, Julia Louis-Dreyfus got naked for Rolling Stone. At 53 she's still…
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Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 09, 2014
Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, Links

 

Um, okay  [Dlisted]

BREAKING: Lena Dunham says dumb shit  [Fishwrapper]

Edita Vilkevicuite is butt ass naked on the beach (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The Ultimate Warrior died   [The Superficial]

Byana Holly in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Garner looking hot   [Popoholic]

Beyonce hand bra  [Drunken Stepfather]

Jennifer Aniston is trying to win an Oscar  [Celebitchy]

Paulina Gretzsky. Good god, man [Celebslam]

Tommy Boy had a joke that took 20 years to notice [Film Drunk]

 

 

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  Um, okay  [Dlisted] BREAKING: Lena Dunham says dumb shit  [Fishwrapper] Edita Vilkevicuite is butt ass naked on the beach (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] The Ultimate Warrior died   [The…

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‘The Other Woman’ Had A PremiereBy toddApril 08, 2014

Despite looking like she was cursed by a warlock some time around 2002, Cameron Diaz is still being cast in romantic comedies. But now Hollywood has to cast hot chicks in her movies with her because, well, look at the banner picture. Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann are just happy to be here at this point. The film's script was rewritten and the title was changed to The Other Woman after the studio found out it was just Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann in the movie. "Wait, do what now? Nope." a studio executive said.

Despite looking like she was cursed by a warlock some time around 2002, Cameron Diaz is still being cast in romantic comedies. But now Hollywood has to cast hot chicks…

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Mariah Carey Wishes Nick Cannon A Happy BirthdayBy toddOctober 08, 2013
Mariah Carey Wishes Nick Cannon A Happy Birthday

 

Mariah Carey, not to be confused with the woman who was shot and killed by Washington, DC  police last week, tweeted this picture of her breasts today to let Nick Cannon know he needs to hurry up and come home to get his birthday present. Which I assume is her breasts. But hasn't he had them already. Mariah sucks at giving gifts.

  Mariah Carey, not to be confused with the woman who was shot and killed by Washington, DC  police last week, tweeted this picture of her breasts today to let…
This Just HappenedBy toddOctober 08, 2013

 

Proving once and for all he's a changed man who no longer gets consumed with anger at the slightest insult, Chris Brown just started a Twitter war with Perez Hilton, who incidentally, is still a vile human being who looks like a cartoon reporter. But the real loser here has to be Jenny Johnson. It only took a few minutes for Chris Brown to respond to Perez Hilton, not three years of constant trolling. I hope she writes another GQ article so she can tell us how much she doesn't want to talk about it.

I hope @ChrisBrown doesn't watch! I'm talking about him on the @WendyWilliams show today and I'm going in!!! pic.twitter.com/QxlHvUM5tH — Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) October 8, 2013 Thanks for the publicity….

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Because I CareBy toddAugust 04, 2010

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Since I don’t care that Wyclef Jean is running for president of a country whose chief exports are orphans and voodoo, and since I really don’t care that the Dallas Cowboys are destined to continue their march toward mediocrity and playoff futility, here’s the hi-res version of the Rolling Stone cover voted “Most Likely To Get Pregnant By Todd”. You’re welcome.

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