Dove Cameron Is Engaged To Some DudeBy toddApril 15, 2016
Dove Cameron Is Engaged To Some Dude


You guys and Google Trends seemed to like when I posted about Dove Cameron that one time. Sweet! And the Internet told me this morning that she is engaged to a dude I don’t know. Cool! So cool!

Disney Channel stars Dove Cameron and Ryan McCartan are engaged. On Thursday, McCartan, 22, dedicated his 1,000th Instagram picture to Cameron, 20. The actor referred to her as his “fiancée,” writing, “I can’t believe I get to call you that. Thanks for saying yes.” Cameron has yet to publicly comment on the engagement or share a picture of her ring via social media. The two met as co-stars on the hit sitcom Liv and Maddie and took their romance public in August 2013. This will be the first marriage for both Cameron and McCartan.

I’m still on the fence on whether Dove Cameron is actually 20, and if she is, I’m not sure why anybody would want to get married at 20, so I look forward to 2019 when she’s recently divorced and does a female empowerment photoshoot where she’s naked. You know the ones. Those are always good. 


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Lindsay Lohan Had Her Hands Between Her Legs The Whole TimeBy toddJune 17, 2014

Lindsay Lohan is still in London, so here she is at the 1 Embankment party in a sheer dress with her hands on her vagina in like half these pics. Not sure what's really going on with all that. STD? Drug mule? It was cold outside? She's had another miscarriage? She needed to seal an old envelope? Lots of different scenarios here.

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Bryan Cranston Was A 90s Power Rangers VillainBy toddAugust 06, 2013
Bryan Cranston Was A 90s Power Rangers Villain

 

Since we're all waiting for Breaking Bad to come back into our lives so Walter White can finally die and return his evil soul to hell from which it came, Bryan Cranston is making the rounds on late night talk shows where he told everybody on The Colbert Report that he once did voice acting for the iconic 90s mess, The Power Rangers (I'd still do you hard Pink Ranger). So when he showed up to do Jay Leno, they played a clip. I think the video is supposed to show the effects of being married to a woman named Skylar.

 

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Lady Gaga’s New Song ‘Burqa’ LeakedBy toddAugust 06, 2013

 

I thought Lady Gaga being a thing was over, but she has a new song called "Burqa" and it was leaked last night. Listen to it if you want, but if you're not a gay dude who has been on blow for five straight days you probably won't like it.

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Justin Bieber Started A Fight In A Club Then Hid Behind His BodyguardsBy toddAugust 06, 2013
Justin Bieber Started A Fight In A Club Then Hid Behind His Bodyguards

 

I really can't overstate this enough: Justin Bieber is an entitled douche in a flat bill hat and leather pants who somehow convinced himself he's black because he pays black people to hang around him. And like a true gangsta, he starts shit in clubs then is scooped up and put in a baby bjorn so he can be protected while his bodyguards secure him in his car seat so they can go finish the fight he started while he claps with glee and has a juicebox. You know, like he sis Saturday night at South Pointe in Southampton when he showed up at 2 a.m. and immediately threw a tantrum. New York Daily News reports:

Multiple sources told us he was accompanied by four “intimidating” and “overbearing” bodyguards. Partygoers trying to take photos of the 19-year-old had flashlights shined in their faces by Biebs’ security team. “They were heavy-handed in their protection of him,” said one person who was at the club. A tall blond attempted to enter the VIP area but returned to her friends a few minutes later, saying, “They wouldn’t let me talk to Justin.” A short time after that, a source tells us, a female clubgoer tried to chat up the “Baby” singer, and her male friend and Bieber had a heated exchange. “He (Bieber) ripped his shirt off and went nuts. He was screaming,” says the source. Security moved in, and Bieber was taken from the club out to the parking lot, where his SUVs were waiting. Sources tell us that at this point the earlier altercation reignited and club patrons, Bieber’s friends and the star's security team were involved in a fight; one witness reported seeing blood.

TMZ also reports that Bieber actually jumped through the sunroof of the SUV, because apparently he had to tie his night-night blanket around his neck like a cape or whatever it is three-year olds do. Later, he flailed around an aisle in Target because hismommy wouldn't let him put a toy in the shopping cart.

 
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan Guest Hosting ‘Chelsea Lately’ Last NightBy toddAugust 06, 2013

 

Maybe it's because they don't want her suicide by vodka and pills to be on their hands, but everybody is saying that Lindsay Lohan was "fantastic" and "great" on Chelsea Lately last night where she was the guest host. I'm pretty sure I watched the same show, and I don't even think that was Lindsay. Whatever that was looked like a failed attempt at a Real Housewife that somebody tried to clone from memory.

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