Selena Gomez Is Calling Justin Bieber “My Husband” NowBy toddJanuary 02, 2018
Selena Gomez Is Calling Justin Bieber “My Husband” Now

 

Not my husband, her husband, in case you were confused. But yeah, Selena Gomez spent New Year’s Eve in Cabo San Lucas and Justin Bieber was there, because that’s what Jesus would do. Party in Cabo San Lucas and repeatedly bang a chick he wasn’t married to. But it’s fine. Everything is fine is fine. God is totally cool with it.

“She’s started calling him ‘my husband,’” the source tells HollywoodLife.com“so it’s pretty clear she’s taking this relationship very seriously.”

All of Selena’s family, friends, and anyone who gives a shit about her hates Justin Bieber, but God has a plan and she’s leaving it in his hands.

Despite this disapproval, Selena “Not backing down when it comes to Justin,” a source close to Selena EXCLUSIVELY told HollywoodLife.com. “She adores him and swears this is the right thing for her. He’s changed and she knows that in time everyone will see that for themselves.”

I’m pretty sure this will turn out well. When he dumps her, she can take comfort that he will return in three days as foretold in the Bible.

 

 

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  Not my husband, her husband, in case you were confused. But yeah, Selena Gomez spent New Year’s Eve in Cabo San Lucas and Justin Bieber was there, because that’s what…

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Eleven’s Dad Is Trying To Macaulay Culkin/Lindsay Lohan HerBy toddOctober 06, 2016
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2016 has been an unrelenting hellscape of death and unintentional self-parody, but the one shining beacon of hope was the chid stars of the Netflix’s amazing Stranger Things. Specifically, Millie Bobby Brown, who plays a mashup of every Stephen King kid character, Eleven. Brown’s father has already counted higher than eleven in his head, because humans ruin everything they touch.

Brown’s father, Robert Brown, has been demanding what amounts to a signing fee for the privilege of representing his daughter. Sources at five separate agencies tell The Hollywood Reporter the elder Brown, who goes by Bobby, made it clear in conversations with them that a sizable cash payment would be necessary for Millie to sign with that agency. Two sources say the number floated by Brown was $100,000 up front.

Apparently her parents have been trying to make her a star for so long they were pretty much broke and bankrupt before she was cast in Stranger Things. So, at 12 years old, Millie Bobby Brown is now financially responsible for the five other people in her family or they’ll be homeless and starve. On the bright side, she already knows what she looks like with a shaved head. Downside, she won’t be able to attack a car with an umbrella with her mind. Gotta do it the old fashioned way!


2016 has been an unrelenting hellscape of death and unintentional self-parody, but the one shining beacon of hope was the chid stars of the Netflix’s amazing Stranger Things. Specifically, Millie…
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Lady Gaga Skanked Up London & LinksBy toddSeptember 12, 2016

Kimberly Garner knew what was up (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Here’s Mariah Carey naked in a bathtub  [  The Superficial   ]

Brad Pitt didn’t like The Passion Of The Christ  [  Dlisted  ]

MILF Achievement Award: Kate Beckinsale  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Cora Keegan posed nude for somethin (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Say hello to the Mother Of The Year  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Hey there, Natalie Portman  [  Popoholic   ]

Adriana Lima is killing it at Fashion Week parties  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

North Korea has banned sarcasm   [  The Blemish  ]

Kimberly Garner knew what was up (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Here’s Mariah Carey naked in a bathtub  [  The Superficial   ] Brad Pitt didn’t like The Passion Of…

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Miranda Kerr Is SingleBy toddOctober 25, 2013

So, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been separated for two months. Maybe I should text her. Tell us more, Orlando Bloom's publicist:

“After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation. Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”

Is Orlando Bloom gay? I don't want to start any type of unfounded rumor here, but if you wake up on day and say, "You know what? I don'y want to stick my penis is Miranda Kerr anymore," it gives me pause. If I can be completely honest right now, I'm totally paused. I'm paused. Miranda Kerr could shoot a homeless person in front of me, and I'd be more upset that we might miss our dinner reservation. I made it weeks ago!

So, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been separated for two months. Maybe I should text her. Tell us more, Orlando Bloom's publicist: “After six years together, they have recently…
Marion Cotillard is AccomodatingBy toddJune 30, 2009

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Marion Cotillard showed up at the European premiere of Public Enemies last night, and although she tried, she really couldn’t seem to pour her tits out onto the red carpet. I wouldn’t be scared if she tried this on my carpet, because of an infused chemical treatment before the actual tufting or weaving process began, my carpet is stain free! Meaning, when dirt or liquids are introduced to the surface, I’m worry free! My life is so exciting!

If you want to see what is would look like if they actually fell out, you can quench your curiosity here (NSFW)

Marion Cotillard showed up at the European premiere of Public Enemies last night, and although she tried, she really couldn’t seem to pour her tits out onto the red carpet….

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