Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You PussiesBy toddAugust 04, 2016
Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You Pussies


Clint Eastwood did an interview with Esquire and immediately stepped in all the shit, because when an 86-year old white guy talks about racism, it’s sure to go about as well as you’d expect. Like how Donald Trump is “onto to something” when says racist shit. As I was saying, as well as you’d expect. 

But he’s onto something, because secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist. 

Translation: “Fuck man, white people can’t even call black people niggers or tell their chick co-workers they wanna cum on her tits without people making such big deal out of it. They might even try to get you fired, can you believe that shit?! Fire you. A white man. Can’t even make memes saying Michelle Obama is an ape. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist, because if they were, we’d burn those troublemakin’, racebaiting  niggras houses down or the police would send dogs after them and whatnot. Then maybe shoot them.”


So, what’s the “pussy generation”

All these people that say, “Oh, you can’t do that, and you can’t do this, and you can’t say that.” I guess it’s just the times.

I think he just said that if he complains about me calling something racist he’s a pussy. Not sure. How about this. We live in America, we’ll say what the fuck we want. Glad we cleared that up. But, surprisingly, he thinks another old white man is free to say what’s on his mind. 

What Trump is onto is he’s just saying what’s on his mind. And sometimes it’s not so good. And sometimes it’s … I mean, I can understand where he’s coming from, but I don’t always agree with it…I haven’t endorsed anybody. I haven’t talked to Trump. I haven’t talked to anybody. You know, he’s a racist now because he’s talked about this judge. And yeah, it’s a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something. He’s said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody—the press and everybody’s going, “Oh, well, that’s racist,” and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It’s a sad time in history.

Yeah. It’s a sad time in history. Not like the happier time when black people were still getting lynched when you were in your 20s or getting sent to prison for looking at a white lady wrong.  That shit was bomb I bet. Shooting gays was also pretty fun too back then. Even God had your back then. Sorry, dude. White guys had a good run. I don’t want to leave you feeling hopeless, but if Trump loses, there’s another megalomaniac millionaire who says insane shit and whose wife gets naked a lot and who throws tantrums on Twitter running for President in 2020. I’m sure you can just fucking over the fact he’s black. lol jk I know you can’t. 


Here’s Nate Parker doing a GQ shoot on Tuesday. A black man in a suit! Can you even believe it, Clint?! What a sad time in history. 


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Sara Underwood Is Naked Again & LinksBy toddAugust 04, 2016



Lady Gaga should cover those  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Sarah Hyland should also cover those  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Drake wants to put a half-Canadian in Rihanna  [  Dlisted  ]

Maya Stepper. Goddamn.    [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Joanna Krupa naked in Treats  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Simpson almost made America less great   [  The Superficial  ]

Victoria Silvstedt is still living the high-paid escort dream    [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Leonardo DiCaprio pranked the shit out of Jonah Hill   [  The Blemish  ]

Kate Beckinsale‘s ass in skin tight leather  [  Popoholic   ]

The craziest relationship age gaps  [  Mandatory  ]

Remember when Sara Underwood got topless as hell on Snapchat? Good times. 


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Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit SucksBy toddAugust 03, 2016
Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit Sucks


Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that while posting all the Jill Stein memes. Anyway, I’m in the first stage of grief. In their review entitled, “Suicide Squad Is A Chaotic, Manic, and Total Mess“, Gizmodo gave a take:

Unfortunately, once the assembled team begins their mission, that’s where Suicide Squad starts to go off the rails. The goal of the Squad’s mission is incredibly ambiguous, gets even murkier as the narrative unfolds, and then falls apart once all is revealed at the end. Plus, the at least partially cohesive tone of the first act of the film segues into a second act that’s radically different in tone, and more of a war movie than anything else. Characters spend a good 20-30 minutes walking around just getting into gun fights. If Suicide Squad were merely an action movie, this would be exciting, but these characters are villains, some of whom have superpowers. Merely seeing them shoot guns at things isn’t that exciting. In a way, the film mirrors the actual Squad itself—a bunch of interesting parts that would often work better alone than together.

And that’s one of the more positive reviews. Not sure if he’s in denial or if Warner Bros. made him say it, but director David Ayer shot off this tweet.



Now, I’ve seen Harsh Times. I’ve seen Training Day. I’ve seen End of Watch. I’ve seen Street Kings. I’ve seen Fury. I can say pretty confidently that David Ayer didn’t forget how to make a good movie overnight. I can also now say pretty confidently that Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t make a decent movie if they’re fucking lives depended on it. They give Zack Snyder free reign on Man of Steel.  The only good thing you can say about that movie is that at least it wasn’t as bad as Superman III. They gave him free reign again on Batman v Superman. It’s a piece of shit. Sorry. I know you really wanted to be great and you told people it would be great and now you have to keep saying its great, but it’s not great. It’s shit. And don’t even bring up the Ultimate Edition, because yeah, the extra 30 minutes made three things kinda sorta make sense, but its still garbage. Say what you want in the comments, I won’t read it. Accept it and move on with your life. So, as his reward, they gave Zack Snyder free reign over Justice League. Then we saw the “trailer“. That dumb ass, course correction trailer where Bruce Wayne has finally started taking Paxil and a man who talks to fish drinks liquor in slo mo. Just go away. Send Zack Snyder to do BMW commercials where he can make shit look “cool” without needing any talent to tell a story then go away. But not before you explain how you get an actual filmmaker for Suicide Squad, then you panicked and couldn’t wait to step all over his dick so he wouldn’t make a movie like Zack Snyder that he ended up making one. Delete your company.

Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that…

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The 86th Annual Academy Awards Were Last NightBy toddMarch 03, 2014
The 86th Annual Academy Awards Were Last Night

 

As my brilliant title suggests, the 86th Annual Academy Awards were last night, and before we get into everything, here's the list of winners that you care about. Please note that Sound Mixing and Cinematography are not listed. Mostly because I have no idea what those things are. What does mixing stuff with cinnamon have to do with a making a movie? It just makes no sense. Also, Matthew McConaughey is damn handsome man. I can admit that.

 

BEST PICTURE: 12 Years a Slave

BEST ACTOR: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

ACTRESS: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave

DIRECTOR: Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Spike Jonze, Her

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Muslims Hate Katy Perry NowBy toddFebruary 28, 2014

 

Katy Perry is probably the furthest thing from what Jesus had in mind when he made people climb a mountain to hear him talk. Apparently Jesus also wanted people to get exercise, but then he gave them a bunch of bread. Carbs? Make up your mind, Jesus! Damn.  Also, a mountain? Nice acoustics, jackass. Anyway, like most Christians, Katy Perry likes to pull out the Christian card when it fits her needs, and she sees herself as some evolved spiritualist who embraces all faiths and religions, but mostly those people just smoke a lot of weed. But for her music video for "Dark Horse", she did a thing that pissed off Muslims. That's always a good idea.

A number of Muslim netizens around the world are upset with her music video and are insulted by a scene in which Katy was seen destroying a man with his pendant depicting the Arabic word for "Allah".  Petitions for Youtube to bring down the music video have also been issued by Muslim netizens.

A person who wasn't Muslim mentioned the word "Allah" in something, so naturally there's petitions going around to have this video removed and Katy Perry beheaded or stoned or whatever Muslims do to women who won't have sex with them. Hey, man. Try a few compliments and maybe a nice dinner. Also, make her laugh. All religions are dumb and make no sense, but one thing they all do well is wait for the chance to get offended. Religious people love that shit. They also always want you to join because if you join, that means they aren't as crazy because it sounded like a good idea to you too. But Islam? Nah, brah. I can't fuck with a religion that promises you get to bang 1,000 virgins when you get to heaven. Sorry. That sounds mad boring. I don't have time to sit down and have a talk to explain things a thousand times. If you could just bend over and let me pull your arms behind your back so I can use you as a counterweight without me having to use a logistics flow process diagram that would be ideal.

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There’s A Yeezus Movie Coming OutBy toddFebruary 28, 2014

 

If you feel like paying money to sit in the dark and listen to Kanye West tell you how great Kanye West is for two hours, you're in luck, because he released the trailer for his upcoming movie Yeezus yesterday on his official site. It looks like a  concert film, but Brett Easton Ellis wrote a script for it, so there's a good chance it'll have a serial killer and a gay dude in it at some point. Also, somebody might have AIDS or be hooked on heroin and speak in run on sentences that last five pages. The last movie Ellis wrote could only cast Lindsay Lohan and a porn star, so let's try to keep our expectations low. Not sure if Kim Kardashian will be in it or not, but I imagine Kanye West in a fur coat will get more screen time than that bar that runs at the bottom of Sportscenter.

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Do Not Attempt To Grab Justin Timberlake’s AssBy toddFebruary 28, 2014

 

Justin Timberlake took his 20/20 Experience tour to Philly on Tuesday, and since Philly is a shit hole of degenerates and drunks, of course someone would attempt to sexually assault him. You can clearly see Timberlake slap a hand away twice and give the face the hand belongs to a stare down, then he just dances away. Note: Dancing away after an attempted unwarranted sexual advance has not been shown as an effective rape prevention tool. Us here at IDLYITW suggest you contact the authorities immediately if you or someone you know is the victim of a sexual assault. But do not dance to the phone.

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Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are EngagedBy toddFebruary 28, 2014
Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged

 

Mila Kunis was spotted with a big ass diamond on her ring finger, so I guess this means she's engaged to Ashton Kutcher. We'll play along.

You are not about to be punk'd. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are engaged, E! News exclusively confirms. Kunis was spotted shopping earlier today wearing a diamond ring on that finger, and a source tells us that she and her former That '70s Show costar are indeed planning to make it official.

They've been dating for two years, so I guess this might be true or she just likes big ass diamonds. But two years is plenty of time for Kutcher to have seen her without makeup, and if you haven't seen Kunis without makeup, I suggest you get a night light and check under your bed before you go to sleep because its the stuff of goddamn nightmares. Seriously. You'd bring your pets inside if you saw a Mila Kunis without makeup in your backyard. Hopefully Sephora was mentioned in the prenup.

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