Kate Upton Has A ‘Very Serious’ BoyfriendBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

Kate Upton has been dating Maksim Chernobyl (his name spellchecks to a nuclear disaster) for a while now, but I guess now they actually wany people to know. People reports:

When Kate Upton was spotted holding hands with former Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy in New York City recently, the Sports Illustrated cover girl was showing off her new boyfriend. Yep, it's official and a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE, "They are very serious." But the pair, who met through a mutual friend about six months ago, started off as friends, the source says. "Along the way," the source says, "it turned into something else."

Haha, yes, they started off a friends. Of course. Because 33-year old dudes always talk to dumb 20-year old blondes with massize tits because they make great friends. They make the best friends. They've probably dated this long because he's convinced her that his semen is ice cream.

Kate Upton has been dating Maksim Chernobyl (his name spellchecks to a nuclear disaster) for a while now, but I guess now they actually wany people to know. People reports:…

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Kim Kardashian And Her Boobs Are BackBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

I'm still recovering from last night's brilliant series finale of Breaking Bad which poetically showed Walter White die where Heisenberg was born (Sorry, if you don't want spoilers, stay off the Internet. The world doesn't revolve around you, bitch), but we deal with tits here, so here's Kim Kardashian still trying to make you think she's hot even though she's a 32-year old, unmarried mom of a child whose father had another psychotic break last week. I don't know about you guys, but I can barely even contain my erection.

I'm still recovering from last night's brilliant series finale of Breaking Bad which poetically showed Walter White die where Heisenberg was born (Sorry, if you don't want spoilers, stay off…

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Katherine Webb Ate A CheeseburgerBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

 

When you're a Christian, you never know what God's plan might be for you, so how lucky is Katherine Webb that God wanted her to show his light by having simulated sex with a  Carl's Jr. Buffalo Blue Cheeseburger and causing men to commit adultery in their hearts. I tried mastubating to this, but then I realized after they stopped filming she stuck her finger down her throat. Haha, you won't fool me, Satan!

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India Reynolds Says Happy Monday, LinksBy toddSeptember 30, 2013
India Reynolds Says Happy Monday, Links

 

Blerta Needs To Be An Actual Character On Girls [Dlisted]

Russell Brand Made Katy Perry Want to Die [Fishwrapper]

Angelina Jolie's Perky New Boobs Look GOOD! (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Khloe Kardashian's Marriage Is Going Well [The Superficial]

Britney Spears Work Bitch Video Teaser [Hollywood Tuna]

Scarlett Johansson’s New “Don Jon” Promotional Photos Are Bodaciously Sexy [Popoholic]

Chelsea Handler in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Aaron Paul's "Breaking Bad" finale party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery was totally badass [TMZ]

Adele might play Dusty Springfield [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian was ‘sad’ to leave North at home while flying to Paris Fashion Week [Celebitchy]

Maria Menounos vs. Jessica Alba vs. Renee Bargh: Rear-View Matchup [Moe Jackson]

Rush totally bombed [Film Drunk]

Kelly Rowland's fake breasts are the fulfillment of a childhood dream [Celebslam

Check Out These Badass MacGyver Bongs [COED Magazine]

Lamar Odom Thinks Money Will Solve Everything [The Blemish]

Vanilla Ice Agrees With Miley Cyrus, Thinks Justin Bieber Is A D-Bag [Evil Beet Gossip]

Next Harry Potter Feature Could Be a Quidditch Movie [Crave Online]

Miley Cyrus thinks cocaine is gross but loves weed [Popbytes]

Model Attacked By Topless Protestors At Paris Fashion Week [Hollywood Life]

Rihanna Broke Herself [Blaberazzi]

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Miranda Kerr Wore This DressBy toddSeptember 09, 2013

I don't know anything about fashion week because I don't have a boxset of Sex and The City, but I know a lot about Miranda Kerr. And she wore this dress to some show.. I appreciate the fact that she almost went topless during fashion week, but can she do this during shark week? A lot more people would see it.

I don't know anything about fashion week because I don't have a boxset of Sex and The City, but I know a lot about Miranda Kerr. And she wore this…

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