Alice Goodwin Has An InstagramBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.

 

Pics source = Instgram DUH

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Are Perfectly FineBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

As Lana Scolaro (nice tan lines, bro)  fades into obscurity as the socialite (that's a NYC slang term for "I have rich daddy")  who got her ass grabbed that one time by Robin Thicke then sold her story Life & Style only to never be allowed in a club or backstage again because she can't keep her fucking mouth shut, it's marital bliss as usual for Paula Patton and Thicke. People reports:

Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton looked worry-free while indulging in a date night this week at Hakkasan inside Miami Beach's Fontainebleau hotel. The pair – vacationing at the Florida hot spot with 3-year-old son Julian – took a break from the beach, sitting back and splitting a dim sum platter, sesame prawn toast and lobster and Chinese chive soup, plus a bottle of sake. "They seemed to be really enjoying themselves and having a great time, and were definitely affectionate with each other," a witness tells PEOPLE, adding that the stars "were extremely nice to everyone."

They're in Miami, so we all know where this going. Paula probably picked a Puerto Rican model because there's a good chance she would mispronounce the safe word. Press 2 all you want, darling. Nobody is gonna hear you.

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