Drake Is Banging Jennifer LopezBy toddDecember 24, 2016

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PSA: I’m awake because if Carrie Fisher died, I was gonna post about it. But she’s not dead, so I’m gonna post a story I was gonna post on Tuesday but forgot because somebody brought over burritos. I’m going to post it now. The post is about Drake and Jennifer Lopez. You probably figured that out already though.

Drake and Jennifer Lopez might be more than just friends. A week after the 30-year-old rapper visited Lopez in Las Vegas for her residency return at Planet Hollywood, the two were spotted spending a little time together in Los Angeles on Monday night.  An eyewitness tells ET that Drake and Lopez, 47, stepped out for an intimate dinner at West Hollywood hot spot Delilah. While the two did dine with a small group of friends, the eyewitness says that Drake and J.Lo appeared to be on a date.

I’m not really a fan of Drake’s pussy begging music, but if Jennifer Lopez asks you to bang her, you do it. I had more planned for this post, but it’s Christmas Eve. Make up your own.

 

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Justin Bieber Is Very GracefulBy toddDecember 22, 2016

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year. Why you gotta tease us like that, 2016? We know what you’re capable of, dude. Step your damn game up. Look at all those rocks in these pictures. You can’t give us one subdural hematoma? Fuck you, buddy.

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year….

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Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom 3By toddDecember 22, 2016

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling what they hell they do in there. Probably some type of strip pilates that’s supposed to benefit Aleppo and shelter dogs or some shit. Whatever it is, it’s not making her ass any smaller. In fact, it’s making it exponentially larger. Maybe this place makes their own dough. No way to be sure until we send an investigative team in. I feel the public needs to know.

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling…

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Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital BillBy toddDecember 17, 2015
Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital Bill


Thanks, Obama.

His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent in his $55m fortune,” an insider told Radar. “There’s no end in sight and he’s completely unaware of what’s going on.”

Odom reportedly can’t walk or remember his own name, and apparently it’s so bad that Khloe won’t ever allow him to be seen in public again. I’m pretty sure his debit card will be seen in public pretty much everyday though. I mean, unless Rob steals it and goes to In-N-Out twice and causes an overdraft.


Wow. That’s depressing. Here’s Bella Thorne‘s butt.


Thanks, Obama. His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent…

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KONG SINGLE KONG NO LONGER HAVE BFBy toddSeptember 10, 2014
KONG SINGLE KONG NO LONGER HAVE BF

 

Kris Jenner checked her calendar and found out that Khloe Kardashian hasn’t had a news cycle in a while, so to fix that, she leaked an EXCLUSIVE story to Us Weekly to let the world now that Khloe is now “on a break” from her boyfriend of 8 months, rapper French Montana. Since Kris Jenner is controlling the story and flow of information, let’s find out what probably didn’t happen! YAY!

Sometimes a girl just needs her space. Eight months after she started dating French Montana, Khloe Kardashian has said au revoir to the “Cocaine Mafia” rapper, sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. “They are on a break,” one source tells Us. “The relationship got too heavy and Khloe needed to take a step back.” Another insider says the Moroccan-born musician, 29, was too “needy” for the reality star, 30. “It grated on her that he became so dependent on her,” the pal tells Us.

In the dating scene, being a 30-year old, 7 foot tall, half-human hybrid can be tough. Especially in LA. Lots of competition out there. Hope she pulls through and takes some time for her/his/itself. Maybe he/she/it can like, dip some bamboo in Nutella or something.

  Kris Jenner checked her calendar and found out that Khloe Kardashian hasn’t had a news cycle in a while, so to fix that, she leaked an EXCLUSIVE story to…
Katie Cleary’s Husband Killed Himself She Hung Out With DiCaprioBy toddJune 25, 2014
Katie Cleary’s Husband Killed Himself She Hung Out With DiCaprio

 

These hos ain't loyal.

"Deal or No Deal" model Katie Cleary says her husband's suicide over the weekend had nothing to do with photos that surfaced of her hanging with Leo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier … but the husband's friends tell a different story. TMZ broke the story … Andrew Stern — who married Cleary in July 2010 — shot himself in the head Sunday, and law enforcement tells us he was suffering significant stress over marital problems.

In Katie's defense, she does have a nice ass and this dude was obviously crazy (he tried to kill himself at a gun range before this), but when your chick parties with Leonardo DiCaprio, what can you do besides kill yourself? Oh, I know. Bang another chick. Trust me, it's really not that difficult. If you go outside, you might see one. I know, right?! They're everywhere!

  These hos ain't loyal. "Deal or No Deal" model Katie Cleary says her husband's suicide over the weekend had nothing to do with photos that surfaced of her hanging…

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Sweet Mother Of God In Jesus Name AmenBy toddOctober 19, 2011
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As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm not a huge fan of wood paneling, but it would be interested to see what this wall looked like after you shined a black light on it. Jackson Pollock would be impressed I imagine.

 

As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these…

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Hayden Panettiere Loves Ramen, Being UnattractiveBy toddOctober 19, 2011

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In her quest to perpetually confuse Pedo Bear, here’s Hayden Panettiere shopping in LA yesterday where she bought a shitload of Ramen noodles. I don’t know why exactly, but I think it’s because you’re supposed to take growth hormones with food.

In her quest to perpetually confuse Pedo Bear, here’s Hayden Panettiere shopping in LA yesterday where she bought a shitload of Ramen noodles. I don’t know why exactly, but I…

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Amy Winehouse Was Dead For Six Hours Before She Was “Found”By toddJuly 25, 2011

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It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports:

TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for up to six hours before her body was discovered lying in bed, cops fear. The star, 27, last spoke to her security team at 10am on Saturday. She was found at home in Camden, North London, at 4pm. Medics said she’d been dead several hours. Police sources reported no sign of drugs at the house. Amy had seen her doctor on Friday night. Amy’s doctor examined her the evening before her death – and gave her the all clear. The singer was having regular check-ups because her drink and drug battles had left her so frail. A source said: “The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead. “Amy’s health has been very fragile and she has been having a series of check-ups.”

Police have no leads and her autopsy is currently underway, but we really don’t need to know what happened. Because 27-year old’s take naps at 10am then die peacefully in their sleep all the time. There’s nothing to see here.

It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports: TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for…

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Jay Cutler Is Sad On FacebookBy toddJuly 25, 2011

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One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his relationship status from “Engaged” to “Single”, so you know this is serious business. He also changed his default profile pic to him and his mom. Because I guess he will need her during this difficult time. He also did a status update that I’m pretty sure his teammates and cornerbacks around the league already knew. Moving on.

UPDATE: Cutler deleted his Facebook. Sorry, bro. Twitter is better anyway.

One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his…

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