Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom GreenBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green

 

She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky.

According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green on Feb. 12.

I mean, anybody who gets a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe possesses limited intelligence and a complete lack of understanding of American icons they worship, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Megan Fox gave her kid a dumb ass name. Bodhi Green. Sounds like Jewish surfer or a strain of weed. But please understand, Brian Austin Green isn't at fault here. She was probably blowing him when they were picking out names and he just nodded at everything. If Megan Fox let me get her pregnant, I'd let her name it Unicorn Monster Truck Glitter. I don't even give a fuck.

 
  She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky. According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green…

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A Moment With Anastasia AshleyBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
A Moment With Anastasia Ashley

 

It's almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous.  I'm actually trying to get a bill passed that says if she takes a picture without being in a bikini, a rescue dog will be killed and white, Christian baby will be aborted. And Wal-Mart will no longer carry Goya products and Nike will discontinue Jordans. Trying to cover all my bases here.

  It's almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous.  I'm actually trying to get a bill…

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Candice Swanepoel Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
Candice Swanepoel Says Good Morning, Links

 

Christina Aguilera is pregnant again [Dlisted]

North West would have looked the same if Reggie Bush was the daddy [Fishwrapper]

Kimberley Garner lost an upskirt battle with the wind [Taxi Driver Movie]

James Franco is still weird [The Superficial]

Chrissy Teigen works it in Miami [Hollywood Tuna]

Maria Menounos still has a nice ass [Popoholic]

Gigi Hadad is topless [Drunken Stepfather]

Hannah Ferguson gets sexy  [Moe Jackson]

Ok, this is a badass trailer [Film Drunk]

Christian Bale is still cool [The Blemish]

  Christina Aguilera is pregnant again [Dlisted] North West would have looked the same if Reggie Bush was the daddy [Fishwrapper] Kimberley Garner lost an upskirt battle with the wind…

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Patrick Stewart Is The GreatestBy toddFebruary 20, 2014

 

In their article about Ellen Page coming out, The Guardian mistakenly identified actor Patrick Stewart as gay. Because obviously if you're friends with gay people (Sir Ian McKellen) then you've automatically caught the gay. If that were the case, I'd be writing this in cut off jean shorts and roller skates.

.@Poynter But @guardian I have, like, five or even SEVEN hetero friends and we totally drink beer and eat lots of chicken wings! — Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) February 18, 2014…

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Katy Perry Went To The ELLE AwardsBy toddFebruary 20, 2014

Katy Perry doesn't seem like she's depressed, but she had bangs and Lego hair at the Elle Awards, so we really can't know for sure. But I guess none of that never matters, because you know, huge boobs. Katy Perry could have a dragon tail and vampire teeth and I'd hit it at least once.

Katy Perry doesn't seem like she's depressed, but she had bangs and Lego hair at the Elle Awards, so we really can't know for sure. But I guess none of…

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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 19, 2014

 

Productivity is down today, because comic book nerds called in sick today so they can jerk off all day to the first Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer. It looks like a comedy/sci-fi thing, sorta like Firefly. But with jokes targeted for teenagers and bros. It also has a raccoon who steals cars. And a walking tree trunk. And a green chick. So this will probably make like, what? A billion dollars? Nice job again, America.

  Productivity is down today, because comic book nerds called in sick today so they can jerk off all day to the first Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer. It looks…
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