All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet NowBy toddJanuary 19, 2017
All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet Now

 

Bella Thorne has legit dated like four people this month, but two of her exes, Tyler Posey and Gregg Sulkin, have their dicks on the Internet in something called The Wolfening. I don’t know her, but she looks like she asks for a lot of dick pics. In her defense, I guess she’s trying to help?

 

Not sure how ole Gregg feels about this, but at least the nation knows Bella Thorne can recognize his dick just from a photo. He seems to have left a good impression. Worse things have happened to people.

 

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MY GOD IT’S OVERBy toddJanuary 16, 2017
MY GOD IT’S OVER

 

So far, 2017 isn’t much better than 2016, but the Dallas Cowboys took the L last night, but the greatest news of all might be that the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce shit is finally fucking over.

 

Have a seat, Amber.

Amber was trying to delay the final divorce so she could take Johnny’s deposition, but the judge turned thumbs down in a hearing Friday, saying enough was enough.

Why did you stand up? Take another seat, Amber.

Johnny had agreed to pay Amber $7 million to settle the divorce, but Amber attempted to renegotiate the settlement. The judge ruled the $7 mil settlement stood, and that’s what she’ll get.

You too, Johnny. Oh, Amber please take a third one.

Johnny’s lawyers asked the judge to impose a $100k sanction on Amber for delaying the proceeding, but the judge rejected that. She wanted Johnny to pay her attorney’s fees but the judge said each should foot their own bills.

Both of these people are assholes, so I really don’t care what happens here. Actually, that’s a lie, because I’ve been posting about it since day one and haven’t let it go. What’s wrong with me? What have become? There’s no titties in this.

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It’s Julianne Hough’s Abs AgainBy toddJanuary 16, 2017

I realize I’m posting two white girls in a row on MLK Day, but we’ve made enough progress that I can look at these and not get shot, so hopefully MLK would appreciate this. That being said, here’s Julianne Hough leaving the ab place again where I assume she just works out her abs and butt. This building looks pretty secret. Ashley Graham probably doesn’t know where this building is.

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Kate Upton’s Rack Did LOVE AdventBy toddJanuary 16, 2017
Kate Upton’s Rack Did LOVE Advent

 

Kate Upton is horrifically dumb and petty, but she’s blonde, reasonably attractive, and has giant tits. History teaches us, that much like NFL running backs, she will be relevant until she hits 30. So we have some time. She did LOVE Advent thing. Here’s the video.  They knew that bra didn’t fit.

 

 

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MLK Day Dump 01.16.2017By toddJanuary 16, 2017

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I’m doing the Weekend Dump on MLK Day, because it’s technically a holiday. It should be a good time. It’s a good day for your conservative friends to post Martin Luther King, Jr. quotes without any context or understanding, and telling you that he never looted, rioted, or burned anything down even though their grandparents made his life and cause a living hell, put him in jail, then killed him anyway. Here’s some pictures to look at while you think of some flame Facebook comments. I have a dream that you’ll do me proud.

 

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Lena Dunham Is Doing That “Real Woman” Shit Again, EveryoneBy toddJanuary 13, 2017
Lena Dunham Is Doing That “Real Woman” Shit Again, Everyone

 

Let’s forget for a moment that the “standards of beauty” are literally different for every person on the planet, Lonely Lingerie has created oh Jesus I can’t finish this.

New Zealand underwear label Lonely Lingerie has launched a no-frills underwear campaign called ‘#LonelyGirlsProject’. It features real women photographed in casual settings–more often than not in their very own homes.

Pretty please, with sugar on top, can we stop with the “real women” bullshit? I was under the impression that the only criteria for being a real woman was having a vagina. Unless you mean that “real women” like to eat and not work out. What if I told you that Victoria’s Secret models weren’t androids created in a lab, but real women who also consume food and have vaginas. They also managed to win the genetic lottery? And what if I told you this doesn’t make them less realer than women who wear Spanx to hide their Type 2 Diabetes? Please get over it. You’re not helping anyone.

 

But here’s two rich white ladies in their apartment in Bedstuy. I’m sure all “real women” can relate:

 

An outtake of our Lonely Girls, Lena & Jemima Shot by @zaraeloise for #lonelygirlsproject

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Lena & Jemima for Lonely Girls ♡ Shot by @zaraeloise in NYC for #lonelygirlsproject

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And if your message and cause about celebrating “real women” diluted and never to be taking seriously again, ask Kylie Jenner to be involved because you need Instagram likes. Great work.

 

@kyliejenner in her Lexi Underwire. #LonelyLingerie

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Since we’re on the topic of Lena Dunham and lies, she’s on the cover of Nylon. They call her a “feminist powerhouse”. Of course I expect to read shit like this on Friday the 13th:

 

Our February cover is here! And we’re thrilled to have feminist powerhouse and queen of controversy @lenadunham gracing it We met up with Dunham in L.A. and talked about the emotional rollercoaster that is the final season of ‘Girls,’ self-awareness, our current political climate, and more // Click the link in our bio for our full interview with Dunham, and grab a copy of our February issue on newsstands 1/17! photographer: @sofiaandmauro // photo assistants: Leon Singleton & @seancostellophoto // stylist: @sallylyndley // stylist’s assistants: Nicola Rowlands & @hntrwdrff // hair: @marcusrfrancis at @starworksartists // makeup: @fabiolamakeup at @traceymattinglyllc // manicurist: @kaitmosh at @cloutierremix // set design: Jamie Dean at @walterschupfermanagement

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