Justin Bieber’s Lawyers Are Gonna Sue You For Looking At His DickBy toddOctober 09, 2015

Let’s try to ignore the fact that if Taylor Swift‘s vagina was captured by a telephoto lens while on vacation then put online, half of the Internet’s bandwidth would be used for think pieces explaining how we’re all collectively complicit in her invasion of privacy and how the crushing boot of the patriarchy is reducing her to nothing but a sex object. But since this leak came with a dick, we get articles like this. But as the meme points out, that’s none of my business. However, we can talk about the fact that Justin Bieber’s dick hit online yesterday, and know his lawyers are planning to figuratively stick it up your ass.

Justin Bieber and his team are sending a strong message — the nude photos of him published this week invaded his privacy, and anyone who posted them should take them down immediately. TMZ has confirmed Bieber’s legal team has sent multiple cease and desist letters to news outlets that published the pics, saying remove ’em or else. They claim the photos were taken without Bieber’s knowledge. They show a naked Bieber in Bora Bora … right before jumping into a pool. We’re told his team will sue if the sites don’t remove the pics ASAP. 

To Bieber’s credit, he doesn’t really give a shit since he’s not Asian or Diplo.

Justin’s anger faded when the pics went viral … for one seemingly larger than average reason: Bieber’s a really big deal, and we’re told he’s happy the world knows it now.

Texts I got from girls yesterday: “it’s too early for this”, “but is he a grower or a shower tho?”, “his fluffer needs a raise”, “selena I feel you girl”, and “you and bieber have something in common I see”. That last one was sent from my mom. She’s the best.

 

 

 

 

 

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Ava Lange Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 09, 2015

Phoebe Price vs. Miley Cyrus (NSFW)   [ Dlisted ]

Jessica Woodley‘s nipples deserve better (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Ronda Rousey is going to break Bieber in half  [ The Superficial ]

Leaked pics of Scarlett Johansson in Playboy? Let’s pretend (NSFW) [ Celeb Jihad ]

Good lawd, Yara Khmidan [ Hollywood Tuna ]

When did Kristen Stewart get these?   [ Popoholic ]

Here’s Lady Gaga‘s sex scene in AHS [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Genevieve Morton in a thong  [ Egotastic ]

Who wants to get Holly Madison pregnant?  [ Celebslam ]

Elle Fanning is the new Bella Thorne  [ Moe Jackson ]

Bella Hadid refuses to smile  [ The Blemish ]

101 Halloween costumes that are terrifyingly gorgeous [ Popsugar ]

Phoebe Price vs. Miley Cyrus (NSFW)   [ Dlisted ] Jessica Woodley‘s nipples deserve better (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ] Ronda Rousey is going to break Bieber in…

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Kendall Jenner Is ToplessBy toddOctober 08, 2015
Kendall Jenner Is Topless


While Khloe is pretending to work out in her backyard in between estrogen shots, and Kim is posing naked in between pregnancies, and Kourtney is being a Duggar, and Kylie is waiting until she can accept the Best Newcomer award at the AVN, and Rob is almost finished with Fallout 4, Kendall Jenner is become a legit model. And topless. Topless is most important thing here. Did I mention she’s topless? Because she’s topless.


 #TBT



pic via @mertalas

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Britney Is Trying To Sue The Chick Who Banged Her BoyfriendBy toddSeptember 10, 2014
Britney Is Trying To Sue The Chick Who Banged Her Boyfriend

 

“Nah, bitch.”

 

You already know that Britney Spears‘ boyfriend David Lucado cheated on her. And you probably might know that he cheated on her with some busted ass Asian porn star named Cali Lee who looks like a nail tech. Now we find out that Britney’s anger is misguided.

Britney’s legal team sent a nasty letter to Cali Lee … warning her that Brit’s former BF David Lucado signed a confidentiality agreement with Britney, and anything he told Cali during their affair must be kept secret. Here’s the thing … it’s BS. Cali is NOT bound by some confidentiality agreement David signed. Period. And Cali’s lawyer has told his client she can say what she wants. In the letter, obtained by TMZ, the lawyer writes, “Rest assured that our client has the resources and the resolve to pursue this matter no matter what the financial cost or outlay in time.”

Yeah, so David Lucado signed the confidentiality agreement. Love You Long Time didn’t, so unless she hires someone to write a tell-all book that contains information that only Lucado would know, then she can only go after him. Britney’s lawyers know that, but they’ll gladly take her money anyway, because Britney is gullible and kinda dumb. She’s basically Forrest Gump if Forrest Gump used to have a really, really nice ass.

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Jessica Alba Isn’t DepressingBy toddJune 06, 2014

 

Like mass shootings, it's hard to keep track of all the rape posts on the site today, so to help that, here's Jessica Alba in a commercial either about ice cream or a Lambo. I can't really tell, but this just further drives the point home that we should have all have access to free chocolate covered condoms. You can cover pretty much anything in chocolate and a chick will put her mouth on it at least once. And if we decide on chocolate wine flavored condoms it's game over. GAME. OVER.

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You Can’t Smoke Meth With UsBy toddJune 06, 2014

Legendary star of the stage and screen, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London last night, and it should be obvious to everyone that she was there to celebrate her starring role in the new Star Wars movie or her engagement to Leonardo DiCaprio or whatever delusional, insane shit she believed when she was high on cocaine.

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Justin Bieber Is Posting Bible Verses NowBy toddJune 05, 2014

 

Justin Bieber has only been alive for 20 years, but during that time, he's pissed in a mop bucket, screamed at mother and her child who were asking for an autograph, sang a song about niggers and the KKK on video, egged his neighbor's house, charged with reckless driving through his neighborhood, committed vandalism, got busted for a DUI on an expired license, assaulted a limo driver, resisted arrest, impregnated Selena Gomez out of wedlock, and informed police that he smokes weed and takes prescription drugs. But it's important to remember that he's a follower of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and his teachings, and since he got his head dunked underwater one time, everything he's done doesn't matter because he's going to heaven. Why don't you haters understand this?

 

 

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Carmen Electra Still Looks Like ThisBy toddJune 05, 2014

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and could reasonably spend the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai because she's still looking pretty damn hot. And she's 42. It's like my entire world view is crumbling. I'm sorry. I can't type anymore here. I have to go let it all out in my diary.

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Amanda Seyfried Isn’t Topless, LinksBy toddAugust 13, 2013

Lady Gaga Should Stop [Fishwrapper]

Sam Faiers Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber Banged Chicks Behind Selena Gomez’s Back By Seducing Them With French Fries [The Superficial]

Jamie Chung Gets Uber Cute And Seriously Leggy [Popoholic]

Ashley Greene Is Starting A Trend That I Could Get Use To [Hollywood Tuna]

Andre Leon Talley Is Not Gay [Dlisted]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashton Kutcher inspires the teens [Lainey Gossip]

Gwyneth Paltrow goes braless, makeup-less at Hamptons charity event [Celebitchy]

Ashley Greene vs Lily Collins vs Julianne Hough – ‘The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones’ LA Premiere [Moe Jackson]

The new international trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire [Film Drunk]

So, uh, Madonna's daughter [Celebslam]

Dylan Penn Should Be On Your Radar [COED Magazine]

Courtney Cox Broke Her Wrist in Mexico [The Blemish]

Selena Gomez Thinks Confidence Is Sexy [Evil Beet Gossip]

Rhonda Rousey May Join Fast and Furious 7 [Crave Online]

Justin Bieber got naked for his grandma! WAIT WHAT? [Popbytes]

Lady Gaga Should Stop [Fishwrapper] Sam Faiers Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Justin Bieber Banged Chicks Behind Selena Gomez’s Back By Seducing Them With French Fries [The…

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