Alexis Ren Had Her Named Misspelled For Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 22, 2016
Alexis Ren Had Her Named Misspelled For Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

The daughter of the other Baldwin did the 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar yesterday, since they’re ran out of models and are going through Instagram “models” now because December has a lot of days. Today’s is Alexis Ren. Or “Alexis Renn” as stated in the video here. I assume they’re the same person. Alexis Ren has 7.4M Instagram followers, because a pic of her in a bikini when she was 15 got a lot attention on Tumblr. Can’t really blame Trump for that. Anyway,  “Alexis Renn” did a calendar video where she does ballet with a dudes in bunny suits. I guess they paid her in drugs since they appear to have had a bunch lying around.

 

 

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt SplitBy toddSeptember 20, 2016
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Split


Women who were left for hotter women prior to 2004 and have been kept alive by their seething hatred for Angelina Jolie and their mission to buy multiple tickets to Jennifer Aniston movies can now answer death’s sweet call in peace. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting a divorcing 

Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt … TMZ has learned. Jolie filed legal docs Monday citing irreconcilable differences. She’s asking for physical custody of the couple’s 6 children.  She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation.  It’s significant …she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody … only joint legal custody. Jolie, who’s being repped by disso queen Laura Wasser, is not asking for spousal support. Jolie lists the date of separation as Sept. 15, 2016.

IS NOTHING SACRED? No, not really. Anyway, she’s trying to keep the kids away from him, so something must have happened. And not asking for spousal support is such a Angelina Jolie baller move. Let’s all take a moment for silent reflection at this time. 


Here’s a young Angelina Jolie in a bikini because this story requires a happy ending. 


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Charlie Hunnam Pulled Out Of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’By toddOctober 14, 2013

Undersexed women around the world screamed into their vibrators this weekend when it was announced that Charlie Hunnam decided not to be Christian Grey in the film adaption of the ridiculously tame and corny "S&M" novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, that was written by a woman who looks like this. I'm sure she wrote from experience. Anway, you chicks are getting a new Christian. Deadline reports:

Well, here’s a surprise. Universal is going to have to look harder to find its S&M minded zillionaire Christian Grey because Sons Of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam has exited the role he only just got. He was set early last month to star in what is expected to be at least three movies based on the EL James novel trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey. The studio issued this statement: “The filmmakers of Fifty Shades Of Grey and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam’s immersive TV schedule which is not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey.”

This of course is bullshit, because if you're contracted to do a television show and you agree to do a movie, the schedule thing has already been figured out. So basically, Hunnam signed the contract then went back to the SOA set, and everybody was like, "Wait, you did what now?". Then everybody laughed and laughed and Hunnam cried in his trailer then Googled a picture of Dakota Johnson then stopped crying because, whoa, dodged that bullet. Then he went outside where everybody was still laughing and he told them to stop because even though he wants to be a movie star, he doesn't want to be one like this then he mentioned Dakota Johnson and everybody said, "LOL I know!", then they all laughed and decided to go for a bike ride but one of the actors crashed because they're not real bikers they just play pretend and he hurt his leg then everyone got sad again and told their assistants their three sentence Starbucks orders then went to makeup to glue on their beards. The end.

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Amy Adams Wore This DressBy toddOctober 14, 2013

Amy Adams attended the 51st New York Film Festival this weekend to promote her new movie, Her, and boobs. She also went to promote her boobs. Boobs. #boobs

Amy Adams attended the 51st New York Film Festival this weekend to promote her new movie, Her, and boobs. She also went to promote her boobs. Boobs. #boobs