Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ NowBy toddJuly 26, 2017
Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ Now

 

Remember when 2017 tried to go full 2017 and we almost had Amy Schumer as a live-action Barbie? She dropped out for some reason. That reason was probably Barbie doesn’t eat a pack of bagels everyday. Apparently Anne Hathaway is now in talks to play Barbie, because a 34-year-old brunette is the obvious choice to play Barbie after an overweight blonde. I would have went with a transgendered chick myself since that would be good publicity and Trump would tweet about it and the movie would get great reviews even if it sucked. I should really be a studio executive.

 

Also, here’s Amy Schumer being passive aggressive about the whole thing.

 

Hathaway smathaway jkjk she’s perfect!! Can’t wait to see it!

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AHS: Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are Engaged AgainBy toddNovember 28, 2016
AHS: Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Are Engaged Again

 

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have broken up and been engaged more times than we have time to get into here, but look, they’re engaged again. #Pray4Evan

Reunited and it feels so good. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are engaged again, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly, and the pair indulged in some PDA during a walk through Provincetown, Massachusetts, over Thanksgiving…“Emma and Evan are engaged again,” one source tells Us. “She’s been wearing her ring on set. Everyone on set knows.”

Speaking of domestic violence, remember that time Emma Roberts got arrested for biting and whipping this dude’s ass and he refused to press charges? Probably because of the patriarchy and his white male privilege or something like. Wait, I think I’m mixing these up! Gotta read more Tumblr.

 

Emma Roberts has resting motherfucker I will cut you face:

 

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Amber Heard Did A Domestic Violence PSABy toddNovember 28, 2016
Amber Heard Did A Domestic Violence PSA

 

November 25 was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Towards Women, and I don’t know if  “celebrate” should be the right term to use here, but Amber Heard has a message for women who are victims of domestic violence, or anyone who knows a woman who is a victim of domestic violence. I have to say, this is her best performance to date.

 

 

In all seriousness, whatever your opinion of Amber Heard is, it should be blatantly obvious to everyone that some shit went down with her and Johnny Depp, and as a person who witnessed domestic violence as a child, I can assure you that all bruises and wounds don’t have to be visible. So if you have a few of your own and have nobody to talk you, go talk to The National Domestic Violence Hotline. Sometimes the reasons why you stay can be more powerful than the reasons why you should leave, and that’s not your fault. Nothing about this is your fault. Make a plan and find the strength I know you have. Wow, this got deep. Still true tho.

 

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Calvin Harris Arranged A Meeting With Tom Hiddleston, Is Banging Jennifer LopezBy toddSeptember 21, 2016
Calvin Harris Arranged A Meeting With Tom Hiddleston, Is Banging Jennifer Lopez


Calvin Harris reportedly reached out to Tom Hiddleston so they can meet up and “trade war stories about their rough times with Taylor Swift“. Yes, please. 

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Calvin Harris reportedly reached out to Tom Hiddleston so they can meet up and “trade war stories about their rough times with Taylor Swift“. Yes, please. 

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Gigi Hadid Is SingleBy toddNovember 04, 2015
Gigi Hadid Is Single


Gigi Hadid and Joe Jonas split after5 months. I blame Taylor Swift.

 “Joe and Gigi’s relationship recently ended,” a source says. “Nothing serious happened … it wasn’t a dramatic break up. It was just hard to make it work with their schedules. They will definitely remain friends.”

Joe Jonas really has no business dating Gigi Hadid and Gigi Hadid really has no business being a Victoria’s Secret model (see here and here and here). But I guess it’s pretty easy to book that gig when your parents can make a phone call to get you in and your BFF gets models fired to make room for you. Wait, we were talking about her breakup. Oh yeah. Kendall Jenner’s 20th birthday party was Monday night, and despite the entire “Girl Squad” being there, Taylor Swift passive aggressively decided to not attend but have dinner directly next door. Obviously Gigi Hadid had to offer up a sacrifice for her insolence.


Gigi Hadid and Joe Jonas split after5 months. I blame Taylor Swift.  “Joe and Gigi’s relationship recently ended,” a source says. “Nothing serious happened … it wasn’t a dramatic break…
Jennifer Lawrence Shits Her Pants A LotBy toddNovember 21, 2013

 

HAHA OMG JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS SO FUNNY, YOU GUYS! SHE DOESN'T TRY WAY TOO HARD TO BE QUIRKY AND LIKEABLE AT ALL! LIKE THIS VIDEO WHERE SHE GOES ON LETTERMAN TO TELL A STORY ABOUT REAPTEDLY SHITTING HERSELF! LIKE, DEAL WITH IT! SHE HAS LESBIAN POWER HAIR, CELLULITE, AND CRAPS HERSELF! WHERE DO I LINE UP TO BE HER BFF AND MAYBE HIT THAT?!

 

Note: She probaly should have kept that a thought. Because, yeah, that's gross. Especially when you realize her ass looks like this. I can't be the only one with a massive erection right now, can I?

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Justin Bieber Could Be Getting DeportedBy toddAugust 16, 2013
Justin Bieber Could Be Getting Deported

 

Although he's a punk who wears hoodies and causes trouble everywhere he goes, Justin Bieber hasn't been shot yet because he's white and rich and has bodyguards who stand their ground for him so his bitch ass doesn't have to finish every fight he starts. Then they give him a bottle of formula and a plush toy because that's what you do with toddlers who have tantrums. Maybe one day they'll give him some Benadryl. But apparently his last tantrum in the Hamptons caused his bodyguards to beat the hell out of somebody and now the police are investigating, and if he's found guilty of assault, he could be deported back to syrup land. The Mirror reports:

Cops have confirmed they are investigating the situation which occurred at approximately 4am last Saturday night. The incident unfolded in Southampton club South Pointe as his security team are accused of being “heavy handed” and “intimidating” to other party-goers. Law enforcement were NOT called to the scene but a police spokesperson told E! News an unidentified male victim received medical treatment in a nearby hospital and filed a complaint.“If Justin is convicted of assault or battery, he could be refused admission to the United States or be placed into removal proceedings from the United States," explains immigration attorney Richard Yemm to US magazine Star. Sources told Star magazine how his bodyguards “take the heat and go after people he has a problem with, he thinks he’s invincible”. They quote an insider who says Justin reckons there would be “a cold day in hell before he’d actually be charged with anything”. Famous last words?

Instead of deporting him, they should let him start some shit in a bar without his bodyguards, and if he wins he can stay. Scratch that. If he gets in one punch, he can stay and they can tear down the Lincoln Memorial and build one for him. That seems fair.

 

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Lookin’ Good, Britney!By toddAugust 16, 2013

Hey, remember in 2003 when you would have tortured and slaughtered a member of your immediate family to have Britney Spears' ass in your lap? You do? Good. Well, it's 2013 now and she looks like something you'd try to kill with fire in The Conjuring II. There's no way her boyfriend's penis isn't getting treated for PTSD.

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The Sister From ‘That 70s Show’ DiedBy toddAugust 15, 2013
The Sister From ‘That 70s Show’ Died

 

Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric Foreman's dumb and slutty sister on That 70s Show, died in her sleep last night. Good for her for winning the Death Lottery. TMZ reports:

The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California…Sources connected with the attempted rescue tell TMZ … when emergency responders arrived at the rehab facility, they found needle marks on both of Lisa's arms.  However, her BF tells us the reason for the needle marks is that he took Lisa to a hospital on Sunday — because she had a .34 blood alcohol level … and nurses made multiple attempts to insert a needle into her vein to extract blood.  After several attempts, medical personnel were able to use a vein on the top of Lisa's wrist.

From Mila Kunis banging Ashton Kutcher, to Laura Prepon being kicked off Orange Is The New Black, to Lisa Robin Kelly dying of an overdose, the entire cast of That 70s Show appears to be cursed. What's next? Topher Grace starring in a new Whitney Cummings show? Somebody should probably tell Wilmer Valderrama that Disney chick he's probably banging right now is actually 13.

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This Is Charisma Carpenter. She’s 43By toddAugust 15, 2013

Hey, remember the hot chick in Buffy The Vampire Slayer and other things I don't know? Yeah, so her name is Charisma Carpenter and she's 43 and she looks like this in a bikini. I'm sorry you're 25 and don't. Do you need to talk to somebody about it? Maybe your friends at Krispy Kreme can help you figure it all out.

 

 

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