Una Healy Upskirt Shot (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Rihanna Is Great [The Superficial]
New Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Are… All Right!? [Popoholic]
Jessica Sutta Knows How To Dress, But Can’t Perform! [Hollywood Tuna]
Hugh Hefner says he’s slept with “over 1,000” women. But this one is the last one. [MyEx]
Celebrity Drunk Hall Of Fame: Cameron Diaz [UDrunkBro]
Eva Mendes Think The Tabloids Should Blur Out The Faces Of Celebrity Dogs [Dlisted]
Reese Witherspoon’s unfortunate bathing suit experience (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Hayden Panettiere puckers up to on-again beau Wladimir Klitschko [Celebuzz]
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What Kind Of Basketball Are You Watching? [College Humor]
A collection of amazing TK Stormtrooper helmets [The Chive]
TV Nudity Report: Spartacus, Shameless, Red Widow, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Karlie Kloss Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret Catalogue [Moe Jackson]
6 Seconds of ‘The Wolverine’ Released on Vine [The Blemish]
Will Smith Is A Pompous Asshat [Evil Beet Gossip]
I See You, The Poors Who Are ‘Just Browsing,’ I See You [Amy Gindhouse]
George Clooney Starts Snowball Fight with Matt Damon [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes Make Your Day [Egotastic]
Louis Tomlinson of One Direction Gets New ‘The Rogue’ Tattoo [Popcrush]
Megan Fox will be the most famous person in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie [Film Drunk]
Sarah Jessica Parker Turns 48: See Her Fashion Faux Pas [TooFab]
The new ‘Mad Men’ portraits are awesome [Popbytes]
Snooki Baptizes Son Lorenzo [Allie Is Wired]
Leann Rimes Gets Even Classier, Wears VINYL Bun Huggers To Baseball Game [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
The Cast of Planes Revealed with 14 New Character Images [ComingSoon]
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Daphne Ashbrook Interview From ‘Doctor Who’ Convention [Crave Online]
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Long story short, Amanda Bynes is batshit. She’s been batshit for a while. She gets more batshit everyday. it’s like she’s in a batshit race. But don’t worry, her family will be there at the finish line. E! News reports:
A source exclusively tells E! News that the What I Like About You star’s weird behavior—including the at-times-raunchy tweets, the cheek piercing, the random solo outings, etc.—coupled with the myriad driving mishaps that came before, has her family concerned for her welfare. We’re told that her family wants her to return to Los Angeles so that they can keep a closer eye on her, but she refuses. The source says that Bynes’ family is hopeful that everything is going to be fine, but they’re ready to step in if needed.
Uh, “they’re ready to step in if needed”? Hey, bro. It’s needed. It’s been need for like, what? Two years? Maybe three? So yeah, it’s needed. Maybe you should fly to LA before she mistakes a police horse for Drake.
I’m not really sure what I can add to this. “Miley Cyrus twerking in a unicorn suit” pretty much covers it.
Of course you knew this was going to happen almost immediately, so it should come as no surprise to anyone that Taylor Swift is picking out floral arrangements and Googling destination weddings for a guy that’s she only texting. The dude? Surfer John John Florence (yes, the extra “John” is not a typo, it’s what his parents decided on) THG reports:
According to Life & Style sources, the singer is “falling fast” for John John Lawrence, a native of Hawaii and a professional surfer. Swift, who has embarked on her Red tour and has not been linked to a love interest in weeks, went out of her way to contact Florence, the tabloid alleges, and the two have been “text-messaging” for a couple weeks. Just how serious is the relationship? Not very, the source says: “I don’t think they’ve hung out yet. They’ve just been chatting.”
They’ll be broken up in less than a month when he decides to change his name and hire a 24-hour security detail, but at least we have “Dear John John” to look forward to on her next album.
As you already found out yesterday, it pays to be white even if you aren’t rich, because Lindsay Lohan avoided jail yet again. She took a plea deal that will require her to spend 90 days in rehab and 30 days of community service. But interestingly enough, she turned down an offer of 30 days house arrest, especially when it came with the offer of free jewelry. Radar Online reports:
“Judge Dabney offered the possibility of a 30 day house arrest sentence but insisted that as part of the deal Lindsay would have to wear a SCRAM bracelet which detects any consumption of alcohol or drugs,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Prosecutors were absolutely stunned Lohan turned down the offer, and chose instead to go to a lock down rehab for 90 days!”
Sending Lindsay Lohan to rehab for the sixth time, is so sure to work, everybody is fully on board with this decision. Except, no they’re not. Not at all.
“I will send you to jail for six months. I will max you out, we won’t be having these conversations,” Judge Dabney vowed. Something, the source believes, will very likely happen in the near future given Lohan’s past behavior. “It’s only a matter of time, like days, until Lindsay violates the terms of the plea deal… guaranteed,” the source predicts. “Given Lindsay’s history when it comes to the judicial system and her lack of compliance, well, the day is coming when she will be headed to jail for a very, very long time.”
After writing about this chick for almost 7 years now, at some point my blinding hatred has slowly turned into pity. Her parents couldn’t have fucked her up worse if they kept her chained in the basement as a child or sold her to Roman Polanski. She has no idea how to act like an actual human being and has been told she’s perfect and great for so long, just so her parents and everyone she surrounds herself with can milk her dry, she has no concept of reality or perspective on herself. Fuck rehab, fuck jail, fuck community service. What she needs is an old black lady to adopt her.
After six days in ICU and three stomach pumps later after ingesting to much sizzurp (haha, “sizzurp”), Weezy is now out of ICU and walking around. TMZ reports:
Good news for Lil Wayne — the rapper has finally been moved out of the Intensive Care Unit at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles after doctors determined his condition has stabilized … TMZ has learned. Sources close to the rapper tell us … Wayne has been moved into a “regular room” at the hospital and no longer needs intense, round-the-clock treatment after a suspected codeine overdose last week…Now, we’re told the 30-year-old has been walking around the hospital floor on his own –– accompanied by a team of bodyguards. We’re told he’s also eating on his own … and could even be discharged from the hospital in the near future.
Man, what great news. I haven’t been sleeping well the past week, and now I finally feel I can go on with my life now that a rapper who drinks cough syrup to get high is safe and surrounded by bodyguards who keep him protected from everything except childproof bottles.