‘Black Panther’ Had A Seoul PremiereBy toddFebruary 06, 2018
‘Black Panther’ Had A Seoul Premiere

 

Black Panther drops in 10 days, and it’s set to break Marvel box-office records unless the people who it was made for don’t bootleg it and try to sell me a copy on the MARTA. So let’s not do that. In the meantime, they had a premiere in Seoul last night and Lupita Nyong’o looked like a black angel. It’s cool because Koreans have probably never seen a black person up close.

 

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Taylor Hill Did The NFL HonorsBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
Taylor Hill Did The NFL Honors

 

Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.

 

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‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two TrailersBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two Trailers

 

After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star Wars Story,” in case you didn’t know a trailer with Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon in it was about Star Wars. It’s great! Because it has things you recognize! This will be a great movie and not a money grab from a corporate conglomerate at all. The trailer also has Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian. He was the black guy in the old Star Wars movies if you don’t count Darth Vader.

 

 

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The Patriots Lost A Super BowlBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
The Patriots Lost A Super Bowl

 

The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let me know where to text my Red Cross donation to the city of Philadelphia tomorrow.

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Selena Gomez Was In A Mental Health Facility For “Anxiety And Depression”By toddFebruary 02, 2018
Selena Gomez Was In A Mental Health Facility For “Anxiety And Depression”

 

Guys, Selena Gomez is doing great.

Selena Gomez spent the last two weeks in the New York area completing a treatment program for issues relating to depression and anxiety. Sources close to Gomez tell The Blast that the singer flew to New York on January 6  where she stayed at an on-site treatment center. Our sources say Selena focused on therapy, eating healthy meals cooked by an on-site chef, pilates, and meditation….Selena felt the experience was positive and considered it “a tune-up.” We’re told she plans to return again later this year.

Wow, a personal chef, pilates, and meditation. Kinda makes me wanna have anxiety and depression. Wait, it depends on what the chef is cooking? Is it vegan? It’s vegan isn’t it? Goddammit. And since you might not want to believe a site called “The Blast”, People confirmed.

“She felt like she needed to get away and focus on herself with no distractions,” says a source close to Gomez. “She came back feeling very empowered.”

“Empowered.” Huh. Anyway this makes the second time in less than two years that Selena Gomez has been in a mental health facility, so I assume is having the time of his life. I bet when he spends time with Selena it’s very relaxing and and chill and when she calls him I bet it’s just to say I love you instead of calling to say she hasn’t seen the dog in two minutes and she’s pretty sure it’s dead and why don’t you believe me WHY DON’T YOU COME HOME?! Sounds fun.

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Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Having Issues, Mostly SelenaBy toddFebruary 01, 2018
Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Having Issues, Mostly Selena

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are having relationship problems. Hard to believe. Life & Style (Hollywood Life): 

“Selena and Justin have been arguing nonstop,” a source told Life & Style. “Their closest friends are saying they’re on the verge of breaking up.” Yikes! According to the report, the issue lies with Selena being unable to “get over her jealousy issues” claiming that she “was even bitter about Justin going away with his mom while she was working in NYC.” Earlier this month, Justin and his mom took a trip to the Maldives together. During the trip, “Selena was constantly calling Justin during his trip, and he reached a boiling point and put his phone on silent,” the source added.  “Justin’s become tired of Selena’s issues… He still cares about her, but he’s had enough of her overbearing behavior. He’s at his wit’s end.”

Despite going to Bible study together with Jesus, and Selena cutting off her mother and family, it looks like their love is dead. Or not.Maybe she’s blaming him for Despacito not winning anything at the Grammys and that can be easily worked out. They’ll probably be breaking up and getting back together until Selena finally gets dickmatized by someone else or figures out how to love herself. Like, she has Lupus and a donated kidney, so she better figure out something soon.

 

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#WCW Stormy DanielsBy toddJanuary 31, 2018
#WCW Stormy Daniels

 

I’m not saying Stormy Daniels looks like the type of chick who would have an affair with a rich man then accept $130,000 to not talk about it then go on a late night talk show and talk about it to another man who is using her for ratings, but you gotta respect the hustle.

 

 

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“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A TrailerBy toddJanuary 30, 2018
“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A Trailer

 

I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate plays the Wasp. Haven’t seen her in a while. I guess this is a good thing. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas are also in it. I don’t know more much about this movie, I’m sorry.

 

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Madison Beer & Other People Did The 2017 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 11, 2017
Madison Beer & Other People Did The 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

I know Madison Beer is famous, just not sure why. Something about Justin Bieber or something. She’s in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar in lingerie pretending to work out. It looks like she hasn’t shaved under her arms in a few days. It remains unclear what that symbolism of all those factors combined are supposed to mean.

 

 

Doutzen Kroes. She used to be a model then she had kids.

 

 

Taylor Hill. She’s a model or something.

 

 

Gigi Hadid didn’t shave under her arms as well. This means people can call her “brave”.

 

 

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Iggy Azalea Is Still TryingBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Iggy Azalea Is Still Trying

 

It remains unclear how we as a society allowed Iggy Azalaea to happen, but we did, so now we have to tolerate it and wait for her but implants to get infected so she’ll go away. Not sure if did this because it’s Thanksgiving is coming up or not, but she slipped her lumpy pot of mashed potatoes in a thong and twerked for Instagram. You can tell the snack  she’s trying to serve here is unseasoned. You can probably find better at Boston Market.

 

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