Candice Swanepoel At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you would think not  raising the minimum wage and allowing corporations dump toxic waste in your drinking water will lift Americans out of poverty, but not this. Not this. You’re smarter than that.

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you…

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Kendall Jenner At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and realize her participation in the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is just a late Super Sweet 16 present from her mother, or 2.) we can all move on with our lives, click through the pictures, and except this is just a reality of the world in which we live. Happy Tuesday.

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and…

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Selena Gomez At The 2015 VS Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ]

Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ]

Liv Tyler is see through  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Sarah Silverman topless in I Smile Back (NSFW)   [ The Nip Slip ]

Jennifer Lawrence wore this dress   [ Popoholic ]

A Kelsey Van Mook picture moment    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

All the Snapchats from the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Behati Prinsloo at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show    [ Moe Jackson ]

Backstage at  2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [ The Blemish ]

Fallout 4: Access the secret area that contains all of the game’s weapons and armor  [ Crave ]

Jessica Cribbon in a bikini  [ Egotastic ]

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ] Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ] Liv Tyler is…

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Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’By toddNovember 10, 2015
Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling for a boycott because he has to pander to the evangelical voters who prefer the docile black guy who really wants you to know he stabbed somebody and the pyramids were built because the Bible. Or maybe the Holocaust. You can never tell with him. But while faux Christians, who really won’t be expecting to see a bearded brown guy descend from heaven, were busy tripping over homeless veterans and immigrant orphans to be assholes to baristas making minimum wage, Jesus was doing a cover of the Cup Song on his YouTube channel and giving Starbucks a thumbs up.

Just in time for Veterans Day: Seattle-based coffee giant Starbucks is announcing today that it will now extend a 100% tuition-free four-year college benefit to the spouse or child of every U.S. veteran or active military reservist employed 20 or more hours a week. This new benefit, whose zero-tuition price point results from a 42-58 partnership between ASU and Starbucks, will be an additional benefit atop the previously-announced college benefit (also four years, 100% tuition free) that Starbucks extends to every employee who works 20 hours per week or more...Starbucks will also now be paying for up to 80 hours per year for service obligations of employees who are active duty or reservists in the U.S. Armed Forces or National Guard.

To their credit, the majority of my Christian friends on Facebook think this red cup drama is stupid and petty and exactly the type of thing that make the rest of us think they’re sociopaths who lash out when their beliefs are slightly inconvenienced making their mass delusional piety lie when ordering coffee or burning down a Planned Parenthood. In the meantime, Starbucks will gladly take their money and send veterans’ families to college instead of buying a private jet or installing stadium seating so more people can give them money whenever they say “God bless the troops”. It’s a real crowd pleaser from what I’ve heard.


 Here’s Rachel Hilbert. I assume she drinks coffee.


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling…