Taylor Swift Is Open For BusinessBy toddJanuary 10, 2013



A day after the news broke that she was dumped yet again, Taylor Swift showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night in this dress. What this dress doesn’t tell you is that she’ll stop taking her birth control after your second date.

A day after the news broke that she was dumped yet again, Taylor Swift showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night in this dress. What this dress doesn’t…

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A.J. McCarron Is Mad That Katherine Webb Is More Famous Than HimBy toddJanuary 10, 2013



Apparently hot women are just supposed to be seen and not heard. TMZ reports:

Katherine Webb has gone off the grid … banning herself from speaking to ANY media outlets … partly because her superstar QB boyfriend A.J. McCarron is upset that he’s been overshadowed by Webb’s hotness. But sources close to Webb tell us … McCarron made it clear to her — he’s not happy that the media is ignoring his accomplishments on the field. We’re told Webb is taking her relationship seriously and thinks the publicity could torpedo things with A.J. In fact, we’re told one major media outlet showed up to Webb’s front door this morning looking to speak with Katherine … but she turned them down. We’re told she also backed out of several interviews that were already scheduled. Sources close to A.J. tell us … the QB has made it clear to friends he wants to keep his private life private. One source tells us A.J. isn’t jealous of Katherine, but wants to keep the spotlight on his team and their accomplishments.

So, it’s okay to have a super hot girlfriend just as long as she doesn’t talk, stays inside, and doesn’t do anything to take the attention away from you. Got it. Let me clear all this up and say that if I was dating this chick, I’d get a t-shirt that said “Mr. Webb” and I would encourage her to be on television as much as possible. Mostly because I could point to the television and say, “I stuck my thumb in her ass last night.” I guess it’s because I haven’t peaked yet and won’t be picked in the 7th round of the NFL draft next year so I can get cut in training camp then apply to run a car dealership in Mobile.

In case you were on the fence on whether or not this story is true, here’s A.J. McCarron, despite being up 42-14 during the BCS Championship, throwing a goddamn hissy fit because the center, Barret Jones, changed the offensive play call at the line. Then Barret Jones proceeded to shut him up pretty quick.

Apparently hot women are just supposed to be seen and not heard. TMZ reports: Katherine Webb has gone off the grid … banning herself from speaking to ANY media outlets…

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Doutzen Kroes Says Good MorningBy toddJanuary 10, 2013



Here’s Doutzen Kroes modeling new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. I’m starting to wonder if Victoria’s secret isn’t stomach parasites.

pic source = Instagram

Here’s Doutzen Kroes modeling new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. I’m starting to wonder if Victoria’s secret isn’t stomach parasites. pic source = Instagram

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Selena Gomez Is Really Single This TimeBy toddJanuary 09, 2013



Since you read this site, you’re creepily interested in the love life of teenagers, so it looks like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have split for good. Now feel better about your life. Us Magazine reports:

Although Bieber and the singer-actress, 20, journeyed to Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for a New Year’s trip, their happy holiday was cut short when Gomez abruptly flew home to Los Angeles on Dec. 30. “They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider tells Us Weekly of the perpetually on-again, off-again pair. It certainly seems final this time — with Gomez spending New Year’s Eve at an L.A. house party with pals, while Bieber rang in 2013 with rapper pal Lil Twist at L.A. club Couture, where he flirted with various girls. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” a source admits.

Justin Bieber is already smoking weed and getting tattoos since the break up, so maybe she should get back with him and break up with him again. Maybe he’ll buy new kicks and see how far he can jump off a bridge.

Since you read this site, you’re creepily interested in the love life of teenagers, so it looks like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have split for good. Now feel better…

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I Apologize That I Have Not Yet Posted About Katherine WebbBy toddJanuary 09, 2013




Unless you have just been discovered by scientists in Antarctica and unfrozen, you know that the best thing about the BCS National Championship Game on Monday night was seeing a million Catholics immediately realizing that their God doesn’t exist. The second best thing, of course, was Miss Alabama and Alabama QB A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend, Katherine Webb, in the stands. She was onscreen for about 30 seconds, then gained 200K Twitter followers in an hour. We didn’t get to see Manti Te’o’s girlfriend because I think she saw a picture of Katherine Webb then died.

Unless you have just been discovered by scientists in Antarctica and unfrozen, you know that the best thing about the BCS National Championship Game on Monday night was seeing a…

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Kendall Jenner Is A Poor ThingBy toddJanuary 09, 2013



Before you read this, please understand that Kendall Jenner is famous because her older sister followed Paris Hilton around like a lost puppy to be in full view of photograpers at all times, and when that didn’t work, she leaked her own sex tape. Then E! was there to wipe up the semen, so they could give her a show. A show that Kendall Jenner was in, because she happened to be in the house because Kim had to visit her mom every episode per Kris Jenner’s contract. So it makes perfect sense that she would go on a Twitter rant complaining about the paparazzi.

Bitch, shut up. You’re on television show in the same way your mom’s coffee table is on a television show. You just happened to be in the room. If you don’t want your picture taken, tell your mom to stop putting a paparazzi GPS up your ass. Also, stop with the model thing. You’re not fooling anyone.

Before you read this, please understand that Kendall Jenner is famous because her older sister followed Paris Hilton around like a lost puppy to be in full view of photograpers…

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