Demi Rose Did The OK! Beauty AwardsBy toddNovember 30, 2017
Demi Rose Did The OK! Beauty Awards

 

Demi Rose attended the OK! Beauty Awards in London Tuesday, and I know they weren’t talking about her. I wouldn’t call her “OK”. To be honest, I don’t think I’d want to accept an award based on my beauty with the word “OK” on it. I’m very fragile. Unlike this dress holding up her massive breasts. How was this dress made? With a magic spell? It might have been made in Libya. Lots of bad stuff going on there right now.

 

  Demi Rose attended the OK! Beauty Awards in London Tuesday, and I know they weren’t talking about her. I wouldn’t call her “OK”. To be honest, I don’t think…

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NBC Fired Matt Lauer For “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” This MorningBy toddNovember 29, 2017
NBC Fired Matt Lauer For “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” This Morning

 

Matt Lauer didn’t get fired on his day off, he got fired live on the air this morning on Today for “inappropriate sexual misconduct.” NBC does not play that shit.

 

Apparently,  Lauer sexually assaulted an NBC staffer during the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. Per Page Six:

An NBC insider said Lauer’s alleged victim complained to HR on Monday: “This happened so quickly. She didn’t go to the media, she made a complaint to NBC’s human resources, and her evidence was so compelling that Matt was fired on Tuesday night. The victim says she has evidence that this has also happened to other women, but so far we don’t have evidence of that.”

Like, how hard is it to keep your damn hands to yourself? Honestly? If you’re not dating a chick or if she’s never been cool with you grabbing her ass before then, don’t grab it. It’s really not that difficult. Go home and jerk off like the rest of us. I’ll wait to fully congratulate NBC, because they still might hire Al Franken as Lauer’s replacement.

 

  Matt Lauer didn’t get fired on his day off, he got fired live on the air this morning on Today for “inappropriate sexual misconduct.” NBC does not play that…

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Margot Robbie Did The Gotham AwardsBy toddNovember 28, 2017
Margot Robbie Did The Gotham Awards

 

Margot Robbie attended the Gotham Awards last night and it looks like some Tonya Harding was left behind on her face. What’s happening here? She also looks about 20 pounds lighter. She looks like the ghost of Margot Robbie who died because the NARCAN was late. I need answers.

 

  Margot Robbie attended the Gotham Awards last night and it looks like some Tonya Harding was left behind on her face. What’s happening here? She also looks about 20…

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Meghan Markle Is Officially The Hottest Princess Of All TimeBy toddNovember 28, 2017
Meghan Markle Is Officially The Hottest Princess Of All Time

 

Unlike his lame ass brother (Prince William) who is pumping out babies with his plain white toast cousin (Katie Middleton), Prince Harry officially got engaged to a piece of seasoned chicken yesterday, making Meghan Markle the hottest princess of all time. Remember that time people kept saying Pippa Middleton had a great ass? Haha, that was fun. Pippa probably won’t pose next to Meghan in pictures. Before you say “Princess Diana was hot!”, I mean, she was cute. Probably not so much anymore. Anyway, it’s been a pretty bad week for white supremacists. So click through these pics and see why Prince Harry has a permanent grin on his face.

 

 

  Unlike his lame ass brother (Prince William) who is pumping out babies with his plain white toast cousin (Katie Middleton), Prince Harry officially got engaged to a piece of…

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Uma Thurman Is Coming For Harvey Weinstein’s Ass SoonBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Uma Thurman Is Coming For Harvey Weinstein’s Ass Soon

 

During the first wave of the #MeToo movement after it was learned Harvey Weinstein was using his company as a front for actress sex trafficking, Uma Thurman purposefully chose to be measured and logical. Remember this interview with Access Hollywood last month when Uma Thurman had to fight the urge to impale the interviewer’s head on her own microphone and ended with “and when I’m ready, I’ll say what I have to say”? Remember that?

 

 

SHE’S READY NOW GUYS AND HOLY SHIT:

 

Some women hop on Twitter and Facebook and tell their #MeToo stories while every else is doing it, and other women sit back, get all their ducks in a row, calculate every possible scenario and response, then decapitate you when you thought it was safe to walk outside. Guess which one Uma is? If there’s any woman in a position to bring down Harvey Weinstein, it’s Uma Thurman. Anybody who has ever wronged Uma Thurman better be getting their wills updated, because Beatrix Kiddo is about to ride in on one of Khaleesi’s dragons.

  During the first wave of the #MeToo movement after it was learned Harvey Weinstein was using his company as a front for actress sex trafficking, Uma Thurman purposefully chose…

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Ed Skrein Dropped Out Of ‘Hellboy’ Because He’s White. That Happened.By toddAugust 29, 2017
Ed Skrein Dropped Out Of ‘Hellboy’ Because He’s White. That Happened.

 

Ed Skrein was in Deadpool, then he got cast in the Hellboy reboot as Major Ben Daimio. In the comic book that character is Asian. Ed Skrein isn’t Asian. This made people MAD ONLINE, so he dropped out of the movie and wrote this thing and posted it on Twitter.

 


Damn. It sucks that fictional characters have to be same race when people make a movies about them, because I was really looking forward to Idris Elba as James Bond and Lakeith Stanfield as The Joker. I can’t believe…wait, sorry…I just received word that the “fictional character” argument only works if the fictional character is white. If the fictional character is white, it can be played by anyone of any race. Sorry for the confusion there. I guess white actors can just move behind the camera and make all the decisions, because we all know that true diversity begins and ends with what’s on the display shelf. Good job, everyone!

 

  Ed Skrein was in Deadpool, then he got cast in the Hellboy reboot as Major Ben Daimio. In the comic book that character is Asian. Ed Skrein isn’t Asian. This…
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Karlie Kloss And Taylor Swift Aren’t Friends Anymore Because Of Tom HiddlestonBy toddFebruary 22, 2017

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What was once slumber party scissoring and herbal tea, has turned petty for once-friends Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss. It was all Tom Hiddleston’s fault. Wait no, it was Taylor Swift’s psychosis.  Star Magazine reports: (via Cele|bitchy)

Another day, another squad member who’s ditched Taylor Swift. Once joined at the hip, Taylor and Karlie Kloss have fallen out, and it’s all because of Taylor’s embarrassing fauxmance with Tom Hiddleston. “Karlie actually warned Taylor that it was a bad, distasteful idea,” snitches a mutual friend. “Taylor slipped out and accused Karlie of being jealous, and they haven’t really spoken since.” Indeed, Karlie isn’t up for talking to – or about – her ex pal. She went so far as to cancel an Australian interview that had planned to ask about their friendship because “she didn’t have anything nice to say,” explains the source. “Things between them were never balanced: it was always Taylor calling the shots. Eventually Karlie was going to get tired of being her little minion.”

Even if this isn’t remotely true, it feels true, because Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who would scream, “YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS!” to friend she’s had for years if that friend points out an issue with her new dick. Milo kinda seems that way too.

 

A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) on Dec 13, 2016 at 4:09am PST   What was once slumber party scissoring and herbal tea, has turned petty for once-friends Taylor…

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Kate Upton Has A VideoBy toddFebruary 22, 2017
Kate Upton Has A Video

 

I just realized this video of Kate Upton for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue existed, but I wrote about how she got the cover after throwing a hissy fit if she didn’t so, so I’m gonna be like Christopher Nolan and close out this trilogy. Except this doesn’t have as many plot holes as it does huge tits and feigned modesty.

 

  I just realized this video of Kate Upton for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue existed, but I wrote about how she got the cover after throwing a hissy…

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Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Thanksgiving Dump 11.24.2016By toddNovember 24, 2016

Hey there, people. It’s Thanksgiving. The day we celebrate America’s first Alt-Right Convention. Good times. Hope you spend the day with the people you love, and if you’re not, I hope you have lots of wine. You can tell me all about it on Monday.

Hey there, people. It’s Thanksgiving. The day we celebrate America’s first Alt-Right Convention. Good times. Hope you spend the day with the people you love, and if you’re not, I…