A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.
Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half. You know, in case you were wondering.
“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.
Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.
On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest.
We reached out to Halle’s camp for comment — and they strongly shut down Flair’s story as bogus. Sources close to Halle expanded … telling us, “There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!” We’re told Halle is deeply offended by Flair. One source put it this way … “A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”
Three things: 1.) Who wouldn’t say they banged Halle Berry in the 90s? 2.) Evidence Halle Berry is Taylor Swift with a more extreme form of psychopathy 3.) I’m from NC, and Ric Flair is a goddamn legend and a national treasure. It’s in our Constitution to believe everything he says. He’s in every commercial.
Imagine being 10 years old and seeing this every weekend on your TV. You’d wanna get coked up and dream of banging Halle Berry.
I really don’t want to speak on Sara Underwood‘s financial situation, but her Instagram is mostly a front for nutritional supplements now. She took over Yandy’s Snapchat where she agreed to be halfway in a see through maid outfit/lingerie in what appears to be a camper in the woods. Nothing good ever happens when a naked white girl is in the woods. This is an Eli Rother movie, not an effective lingerie campaign.
Lindsay Lohan talked to Vanity Fair and said she’s writing a book. Lindsay Lohan also made it to 30. The world doesn’t make sense.
I am in the process of writing a book, and I am very excited to share my personal experiences in life and how to overcome obstacles. I hope that my words will connect with those who need some guidance when [or] if they are in a tough place. I am grateful that I have a voice, which I can now feel comfortable using as a platform to let people know that we all have ups and downs in life, and we can all come up from the downs if we get in touch with our inner self and spiritual side.
If you go check the receipts, every celebrity news site owes most of their traffic from 2005 to 2010 to Lindsay Lohan. The chick never really stood a chance with the parents she has and all the cocaine. She’s been arrested more times than a Dallas Cowboy’s player, turned 21 in rehab, and saw herself replaced with Emma Stone before she turned 24. Now she’s living in London and engaged to the trust fund kid of a Russian billionaire. I hope this book is in the self-help section of the SI Swimsuit offices.
I don’t know much about Star Trek, but if I was fighting aliens or whatever in space, a Rihanna song wouldn’t be on my mixtape. Not to make the obvious sledgehammer joke here, but sometimes things are obvious for a reason. And didn’t Anton Yelchin “hit a wall“? Ok, Carry on, Paramount. Maybe do another Rihanna song where you can’t understand what she’s saying. Shouldn’t be too hard to find.
I don’t know much about Star Trek, but if I was fighting aliens or whatever in space, a Rihanna song wouldn’t be on my mixtape. Not to make the obvious sledgehammer…
Because sixty days apparently isn’t enough time to bury somebody, Joe Jackson says his son’s burial has been postponed two days. TMZ reports:
Michael Jackson’s burial is being postponed two days, according to his dad. Joe Jackson tells TMZ the burial has been pushed to August 31, because there are things the family needs to get in order before Michael is laid to rest. Jackson was scheduled to be buried on August 29, what would have been his 51st birthday.
Even though I have no issue calling Michael Jackson a drug-addict child molester, you’d think his father would at least show his own kid some dignity after his death that he never showed him in life. He’s dead. Time to let it go. I’m mean, it’s not like it would be hard. He’s probably a (more…)
Because sixty days apparently isn’t enough time to bury somebody, Joe Jackson says his son’s burial has been postponed two days. TMZ reports: Michael Jackson’s burial is being postponed two…