Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd SplitBy toddNovember 11, 2016
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

  Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering. “Their schedules have been too…

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Abigail Ratchford’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 02, 2016

 

These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ]

Elle Fanning shouldn’t have stood there   (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lena Dunham is incapable of joy  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Amelia Earhart probably fought a smoke monster  [  Dlisted  ]

The butthole of Jennifer Lopez is #WithHer  [  The Superficial   ]

The 5th reason why you should be watching Westworld  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Biel wore these jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

You should know Rachel Cook  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Khloe Kardashian with the Halloween fail  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Some Halloween costumes I missed  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Abigail Ratchford  [  IDLY  ]

A photo posted by A b i g a i l (@abigailratchford) on Oct 28, 2016 at 11:37am PDT   These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ] Elle Fanning…

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Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle BerryBy toddOctober 04, 2016
Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle Berry



On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest.

We reached out to Halle’s camp for comment — and they strongly shut down Flair’s story as bogus. Sources close to Halle expanded … telling us, “There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!” We’re told Halle is deeply offended by Flair. One source put it this way … “A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”

Three things: 1.) Who wouldn’t say they banged Halle Berry in the 90s? 2.) Evidence Halle Berry is Taylor Swift with a more extreme form of psychopathy 3.) I’m from NC, and Ric Flair is a goddamn legend and a national treasure. It’s in our Constitution to believe everything he says. He’s in every commercial.





Imagine being 10 years old and seeing this every weekend on your TV. You’d wanna get coked up and dream of banging Halle Berry.




On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest. We reached out to Halle’s…

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Julianne Hough Really Loves RunningBy toddJuly 11, 2016

White people like to run in large groups for fun, because they have no natural predators except movements that threaten the status quo, but I don’t think that’s why Julianne Hough is running. She’s running because thats the price you pay for tight ass abs and even a tighter ass. That’s why you’ll never see Amy Schumer running unless they make a Burger King Go game. Calories. Catch ’em all. 

White people like to run in large groups for fun, because they have no natural predators except movements that threaten the status quo, but I don’t think that’s why Julianne…

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Emma Watson Is Dating A Tech BroBy toddFebruary 09, 2016
Emma Watson Is Dating A Tech Bro


Emma Watson is dating a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley. If you want to know what a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley looks like, either close your eyes or click on the link in the below blockquote thingy. Your guess will probably be accurate if you do the first option then the second option last. 

Emma Watson enjoyed a night with her new boyfriend at Broadway’s hottest show while their romance was in its earliest stages, it emerged today. The Harry Potter actress and her tech guru boyfriend went to Hamilton in October with William ‘Mack’ Knight, before their romance went public. Knight, 35, escorted her from the Richard Rodgers Theatre on Broadway to a waiting car after their date. The show, a hip-hop musical about the Founding Fathers, is New York’s biggest hit. This weekend it emerged the couple had been spending time together on vacation in California, where Knight works for a Silicon Valley company.

“This weekend it emerged the couple had been spending time together on vacation in California”. People at the Daily Mail doing anything to show their parents that English degree was worth the money, huh? At least say “emerged from her vagina” or something like that because hopefully that’s what happened. If not, that’s understandable. Refer to his picture for further insight. 


Emma Watson is dating a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley. If you want to know what a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley…

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Taylor Swift Wants You To Know She Has A New Video Dropping TonightBy toddDecember 31, 2015
 

Are we out of the woods yet? #OOTWMusicVideo debuts tomorrow night on New Years Rockin Eve with @ryanseacrest !!

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


Yay. Taylor Swift has another video that’s due to get maximum exposure from 10-year old girls allowed to stay up until midnight. The song is called “Out Of The Woods” and the only version I can hear on Spotify is the Ryan Adams one. idk something about a Polaroid and crashing something in the woods then the dude cried. So I assume the woods were at some sort of ski resort. Very relatable, Taylor! Good stuff!


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  Are we out of the woods yet? #OOTWMusicVideo debuts tomorrow night on New Years Rockin Eve with @ryanseacrest !! A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 30,…

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Yeah, So Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Killed HerselfBy toddSeptember 29, 2015

Is Lena Dunham single? Let’s get this going.

Jim Carrey’s on-again/off-again 28-year-old girlfriend has committed suicide … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement tells TMZ, LAPD responded to a call in the L.A. area Monday night. We’re told they went to a residence and found the body of Cathriona White.  Our sources say White left a suicide note addressed to Carrey which references their break up on Sept. 24. Cathriona tweeted on the 24th … “Signing off Twitter, I hope I have been a light to my nearest and dearest.” Law enforcement tells us they believe she died from an overdose of drugs — pills were next to her body. We’re told 2 friends found Cathriona last night when they went to check on her. 53-year-old Carrey and White met in 2012, dated a few months and then split. They rekindled their relationship in May.

Damn. Jim Carrey has to be feeling like shit. Although he’d probably feel worse if she attached her vaccination records to her suicide note.

Her last tweet. Yikes.


Is Lena Dunham single? Let’s get this going. Jim Carrey’s on-again/off-again 28-year-old girlfriend has committed suicide … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement tells TMZ, LAPD responded to a call in…

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Ashley Greene Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 29, 2015

Kate Hudson (and her butt) are banging Nick Jonas [ The Superficial ]

Heidi Klum gets out of cars like a lady [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Justin Bieber is Kim Davis now  [ Dlisted ]

Bono’s daughter is all boobs in GQ [ Egotastic ]

Katy Perry’s ass crack went on tour (NSFW site)  [ Celeb Jihad ]

You can basically see Rihanna‘s nipples any time now  (NSFW site) [ The Nip Slip ]

Gisele has a $700 book coming out and she’s just naked in it (NSFW)  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Alexis Ren’s booty is next level [ Hollywood Tuna]

Vanessa Hudgens‘ legs > Taylor Swift’s legs [ Popoholic ]

LL Cool J’s head u da real supermoon  [ The Blemish ]

This is what Coco looks like 7 months pregnant [ Celebslam ]

Kate Hudson (and her butt) are banging Nick Jonas [ The Superficial ] Heidi Klum gets out of cars like a lady [ Taxi Driver Movie ] Justin Bieber is…

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This Model Says Justin Bieber Drugged Her In AustraliaBy toddSeptember 28, 2015
This Model Says Justin Bieber Drugged Her In Australia


This is Bailey Scarlett. I assume that’s not her real name. She was in a recording studio in Australia last night and said Justin Bieber and his paid friends spiked her drink. You can read her full account here. Be sure to read the part where she was panicking and Bieber told her she just had “Bieber Fever”.  There should be an international lottery and whoever wins gets to crack his skull then airdrop him into Pakistan.

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This is Bailey Scarlett. I assume that’s not her real name. She was in a recording studio in Australia last night and said Justin Bieber and his paid friends spiked…

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