Insecurity Is ProfitableBy toddApril 12, 2010

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Heidi Montag got ten plastic surgeries in one day, which I can only assume she did so she could unveil her kick ass body at Liquid in Vegas this weekend. The discernible eye will notice that I left out “face”, because it’s hard to imagine that the same doctor did everything from the neck down. Because everything from the neck down is almost perfect and everything from the neck up looks like Michael J. Fox was filling in. And he was wearing those big foam “We’re #1” hands. Basically what I’m saying is that she’s unattractive. Christ, do I have to spell everything out for you people?!

Heidi Montag got ten plastic surgeries in one day, which I can only assume she did so she could unveil her kick ass body at Liquid in Vegas this weekend….

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Lara Stone Is Really, Really NakedBy toddApril 09, 2010

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According to Wikipedia, Lara Stone is a Dutch model who just got completely naked for the Spring/Summer issue of Love Magazine. Also according to Wikipedia, critoniopsis cotopaxensis is a species of flowering plant in the Asteraceae family. It is found only in Ecuador. Its natural habitat is subtropical or tropical moist montanes. It is threatened by habitat loss. Somehow, that’s not as interesting.

According to Wikipedia, Lara Stone is a Dutch model who just got completely naked for the Spring/Summer issue of Love Magazine. Also according to Wikipedia, critoniopsis cotopaxensis is a species…

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Screw You, MasonBy toddApril 09, 2010
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I’ve never wanted to punch a baby or jack off to a picture with a baby in it before, but I guess Mason Whateverthefuck should have thought about that before his aunt had the best body I have ever seen. I was going to save these pictures to my hard drive, but I really don’t feel like registering every time I leave the state.

I’ve never wanted to punch a baby or jack off to a picture with a baby in it before, but I guess Mason Whateverthefuck should have thought about that before…

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Benedetta Valanzano Is New HereBy toddApril 09, 2010

Apparently it’s United Colors of TitsBenetton Week on IDLYITW, because here’s Italian actress Benedetta Valanzano topless (NSFW) with a friend. Her rack looks to be all natural, so I’m a little scared. Tsunamis and lions are all natural, too. You don’t want to play with them do you?

Apparently it’s United Colors of TitsBenetton Week on IDLYITW, because here’s Italian actress Benedetta Valanzano topless (NSFW) with a friend. Her rack looks to be all natural, so I’m a…

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