Paris Hilton Really Likes WeedBy toddJuly 19, 2010

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For the second time this month, Paris Hilton has been detained overseas for possession of marijuana. This weekend, she was held on the French island of Corsica with less than a gram of marijuana in her purse Us reports:

The Corse-Matin newspaper reports the heiress, 29, was held after arriving at the Figari airport from Paris and released without charge. The paper adds Hilton was traveling with “people close to power in Malaysia” and was en route to Sardinia, Italy. On Saturday afternoon, Hilton took to Twitter to address the claim. “Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!” she wrote. “I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!”

It’s common knowledge that Paris Hilton smokes weed to ease the pain of her left eye melting off her face, but I’m a little confused by something. She was traveling with “people close to power in Malaysia”? What does that mean? Was one of the people carrying a car battery they were taking to hook up to their hut? I don’t get it. You see? Because people in other countries are poor! Hahhaha!

For the second time this month, Paris Hilton has been detained overseas for possession of marijuana. This weekend, she was held on the French island of Corsica with less than…

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Adrianne Curry On Twitter. Again.By toddJuly 19, 2010

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Adrianne Curry’s symbiotic relationship with Twitter has been fully documented here, so you’re not gonna believe this, but she put on a bikini this weekend, took pictures of herself, then posted them on Twitter. I know, right?! I can’t even believe it! I have no idea what she does all day except play WoW and tweet pics of herself, so it’s pretty obvious the only way she would be actual news is if Twitter decided to close. She’d be the one in the article demanding a camera phone and Internet access in exchange for her hostages release.

Adrianne Curry’s symbiotic relationship with Twitter has been fully documented here, so you’re not gonna believe this, but she put on a bikini this weekend, took pictures of herself, then…

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Pink Fell Down, Almost DiedBy toddJuly 17, 2010

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Again, when your only relevance you bring to the history of music only happens when Linda Perry writes in her journal, sometimes you have to have black guys in gold sequins bikini briefs and horse masks on stage and sometimes you have to swing from a harness to distract people from realizing you shouldn’t be on stage for a karaoke contest. I don’t want to give anything in this video away, but Pink’s label markets her as a hard white chick who can beat your ass. I think steel beams in Germany might have to disagree.

Again, when your only relevance you bring to the history of music only happens when Linda Perry writes in her journal, sometimes you have to have black guys in gold…

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