Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ PremiereBy toddJuly 18, 2017
Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere

 

Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing shape-shifting aliens for a casting gimmick. I guess I’m just too woke. But obviously, as you can see, Rihanna attended the premiere and she’s not a shape-shifting alien. It’s just a shame that so many filmmakers use human actors to portray aliens from different planets. This is very problematic. You can look at these pictures of Rihanna being hot in this dress if you want to, but you’re just perpetuating the lack of alien representation seen in movies today.

 

  Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing…

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I Forgot Megan Fox Was On InstagramBy toddJuly 18, 2017
I Forgot Megan Fox Was On Instagram

 

Only 2009-2010 kids will remember when I used to posted about Megan Fox legit every day like twice a day, because she was hotter than whatever you’re into now in 2017. Since then, it appears her and her plastic surgeon have become pretty close. It happens. So maybe that’s why she cropped her face out of this pic. Still would. Yes, my friends. Still would.

 

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Chris Brown’s Neighbor Wants To Shoot HimBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Chris Brown’s Neighbor Wants To Shoot Him

 

Chris Brown is renting a 8,000 square foot, 6 bedroom house in San Fernando Valley, and one of his neighbors who jacks off to the 2A already wants to shoot him.

“It can be the devil. I can care less. I don’t care if they’re having orgies. It can even be Saddam Hussein for all I care, as long as he doesn’t trespass onto my property. If he does, I shoot him.”

Usually the only white people who fire shots at Chris Brown are named Jenny and she does it on Twitter, but if I was Chris Brown, this would be the only one I’d worry about. The one thing about gun nuts are they can’t fucking wait to display the star spangled awesome power of their Jesus-given right to defend themselves by looking for any excuse to defend themselves against the perceived threats in their delusional and paranoid minds. Of course it’s legal to shoot a trespasser if that person intends to cause you bodily harm or murder you, but to a person who spends a lot of money on guns and spends a lot of time talking about guns, a random drunk guy stumbling onto your property by accident is reason for DEFCON 1. No point in having a gun if you can’t shoot it at the slightest sight of someone loosely violating a law. I know, I know. You have guns in your house because the government might one day come in and try to take all your rights away, so you have to….oops, sorry your house and everything in it just got blown up by a drone. Tell me more about the stopping power of your .45 again. Really? Is that so? Cool, cool.

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Kendall Jenner Is Banging Chandler ParsonsBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Kendall Jenner Is Banging Chandler Parsons

 

Every NBA player who dates a Kardashian/Jenner  instantly joins the Dallas Mavericks, so when the Houston Rockets declined to match the Mavericks’ offer sheet 19 days ago, that should have been our first hint that Chandler Parsons (this guy)  he might be keeping his kock in Kendall.

The 18-year-old model and NBA hottie Chandler Parsons sparked romance rumors over the weekend after the two were spotted getting flirty at STK restaurant in Los Angeles on Friday. The reported couple was joined by Kendall’s sister Kylie Jenner, as well as sports agent Dan Frank and a female friend of the Jenner sisters. According to an eyewitness, the siblings arrived about 30 minutes after Chandler and his agent before the group all sat down at the same table together. Kendall and Chandler had “immediate chemistry,” the source tells E! News. “She [Kendall] was laughing, smiling and they seemed to be having great conversation with each other.” The eyewitness adds that Kendall and Chandler “were chatting and flirting” throughout their meal..

E! News broke this story, and that’s just a fancy way of saying Kris Jenner called them and told them to print it, but she’s proceeding with caution. On one hand, Chandler Parsons is a 25-year old budding All-Star who just signed a 3-year $46M deal. On the other hand, he’s white.

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Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer SutherlandBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer Sutherland

 

Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind.

“Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that,” Prinze told ABC News. “I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working with Kiefer,” Prinze told ABC News. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

Big words from a dude who spells his name with an “ie” at the end, so you’re probably wondering how anybody could say this about Jack Bauer, but please realize that in real life, Jack Bauer is a sloppy, entitled drunk who everybody hates dealing with more than Charlize Theron.

Sources connected with Freddie tell TMZ … the actor claims Kiefer would regularly show up on set drunk … sitting in his trailer often for hours, as everyone waited. The sources say it messed with the lives of the family of cast and crew. Freddie, we’re told, claims Kiefer was temperamental and got people fired he didn’t like, yet “24” producers consistently cow-towed to him … as one source put it, “All they did was keep rewarding him.”

My mind associates Freddie Prinze, Jr. with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s ass in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of which I saw in person while they were filming down the street from my mom’s beach house in Southport. I don’t know what that has to do with this story, but keep in mind this story is about Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland. Not too many ways to make that type of thing interesting.

  Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind….

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Hey BooBy toddMay 02, 2014

The liberal media will have you believe that you should be talking about Hilary Duff at the iHeartRadio Awards, but my unbiased approach would like you to focus on Ashley Greene. She looks like she's lost weight, and that's always a good thing. Also a good thing? Her legs over my shoulders. I just got a PR on my strict press, so she can basically just hang out as long as she wants. I have a few hours before I have to run to get some stamped fabric. Michael's is having a sale

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Olivia Munn Is SingleBy toddMay 02, 2014

Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman have split after dating for two years. She must have fell asleep too many times watching The Killing because it's boring. Have you seen it? I kinda hoped at died at the end, so I'd have an excuse not to watch the next episode.

And that's the way it is! Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman are done, multiple sources exclusively confirm to Us Weekly. The insiders add that the stars, who were first confirmed as a couple back in March 2012, have both been single for several months now. "They ended things a few months ago but both seem fine," one source tells Us. "A lot had to do with distance. He's back filming in Toronto and she's now in L.A. for good."

Man, that sucks I guess. But here's some pictures of Olivia Munn's boobs in this dress. I know that makes me feel better about this whole thing.

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Donald Sterling Has CancerBy toddMay 02, 2014
Donald Sterling Has Cancer

 

Our thoughts and prayers are with cancer during this difficult time as it battles Donald Sterling.

Sterling is battling cancer — surprising those around him by beating the final buzzer for as long as he has, sources told The Post on Thursday. “They thought he would die two years ago,” one source said of Sterling, who on Tuesday was banned for life from the NBA for his now-infamous recorded racist rant. “People have been predicting his imminent demise. I’m sure he has the best . . . drugs money can buy,” said the source, who works closely with pro sports teams. “He can do anything to keep himself alive.” The source said some of the medication Sterling has been taking is responsible for the puffy appearance of his face. Another source said Sterling, 80, was specifically suffering from prostate cancer. In an ironic twist, Sterling refused to pay for prostate-cancer surgery a decade ago for then-Clippers assistant coach Kim Hughes. “I contacted the Clippers about medical coverage and they said the surgery wouldn’t be covered,” Hughes told The Journal Times of Racine, Wis., in 2011. “They said if they did it for one person, they’d have to do it for everybody else.” Four Clippers players chipped in to cover the $70,000 cost.

Oh, so he has a literal cancer as well. I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, but maybe God needs another angel in heaven. Have you ever thought about that? A three-year old whose father has a financial interest in making people believe heaven is real says Jesus has a rainbow colored horse. That's pretty cool. Although Sterling might not want to ride it because it's colored.

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Vanecia Ruiz Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 02, 2014
Vanecia Ruiz Says Good Morning, Links

 

David Beckham is 39 today  [Dlisted]

Decapitated Miley  [Fishwrapper]

Chernobyl face, Oakland booty (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Hey, you can see Jennifer Lawrence's butt  [The Superficial]

Johanna Lundback…..  [Hollywood Tuna]

Katie Cassidy in a bikini points my arrow [Popoholic]

Guess who banged Terry Richardson? [Drunken Stepfather]

LeAnn Rimes is freezing her husband's sperm because she's crazy [Celebitchy]

Hilary Duff at the iHeartRadio Awards is MILF-tastic   [Moe Jackson]

The Other Woman review: "Soulless glorified tampon commercial"  [Film Drunk]

Leonardo DiCaprio moved in with his girlfriend [Celebslam]

I want thaaat  [The Chive]

 

pic source = Instagram

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Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 04, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, Links

 

 

Barbara Walters defends Woody Allen [Dlisted]

This is supposed to be Miley Cyrus [Fishwrapper]

Claudia Romani has some serious bikini cameltoe (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The greatest Super Bowl commercial ever made [The Superficial]

Meet Joy Corrigan and Charlotte McKinney [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez in tight jeans [Popoholic]

College chicks filmed a porno in Columbia's library [Drunken Stepfather]

U.S. Customs will always have a hard on for Bieber [TMZ]

The Vanity Fair 2014 Hollywood Issue  [Lainey Gossip]

Cate Blanchett might not get an Oscar because of Dylan Farrow [Celebitchy]

Today's top 5 supermodel Instagrams [Moe Jackson]

A 16-year old kid stole Guy Fieri's Lambo [Film Drunk]

Jacquelyn Jablonski. Sup? [Celebslam]

 

pic source = Instagram

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