Margot Robbie Says She Got Death Threats After ‘Suicide Squad’By toddJanuary 09, 2018
Margot Robbie Says She Got Death Threats After ‘Suicide Squad’

 

In an interview with Hollywood Reporter, Margot Robbie discusses her new movie and how she shot to international fame with Suicide Squad and how that turned into a living nightmare because neckbeards who love comic book movies are mostly unhinged psychos. Good times.

She’s given a lot of thought to the pitfalls of fame in the past few years and wonders aloud whether perhaps someone at the talent agencies or elsewhere in the process should tell an actor before he or she signs on to a project like Suicide Squad, “You’re about to be in a comic book film; now here’s the worst-case scenario of how big and scary it can get.” Robbie, who has had to contend with stalkers and death threats, is now forced to spend a great deal of time and resources on personal security. “There’s just all this stuff you learn along the way, like, when you get those death threats, it’s [smart] to have a security team do a background check on whoever sent them to see if there is any past history of violence because you’ll need to know whether you need security to go to certain events,” she explains. “And every time you do a background check, it’s going to cost $2,000, so take that into consideration when you’re getting yourself into this.”

Anybody else ready for the nukes to fly? I’m ready. If somebody could get on that pretty soon, that’d be cool. Thanks.

 

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Sup, Lily Collins?By toddJuly 28, 2017
Sup, Lily Collins?

 

Not sure how Phil Collins’ sperm pulled this off, buy Lily Collins is cute as hell. She attended the premiere of Amazon Studios’ The Last Tycoon, and while I don’t know what that is, I do know cute skinny, brunette, white girls, so hopefully the movie is about that. No, wait, I just Googled it and it says it’s about “F. Scott Fitzgerald’s final unfinished novel is set in 1930s Hollywood, an era darkened by the Depression and the growing influence of Hitler”. Sounds like it’s gonna be about rich white people standing around talking. I already have Game Of Thrones for that. Sorry.

 

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Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or SomethingBy toddJuly 17, 2017
Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or Something

 

When we first heard about the casting for Disney’s live-action Aladdin, it was about how they couldn’t find actors to play Aladdin and Jasmine. They finally settled on a Middle Eastern dude and a half-Indian to play Jasmine. Awesome! Two non-white people as the leads in a big budget movie! That’s great, right?! It’s 2017, so of course not lol. Aladdin set in a fictional place in the Middle East so Jasmine being half-Indian is PROBLEMATIC OMG. It’s imperative to cast real Arab actors in a movie live-action remake of a cartoon about a dude and a chick flying on a magic carpet if you want to be truly woke. Think of the children! Anyway, none of that matters, because they might as well cast my Starbucks cup as Aladdin and Jasmine, because Aladdin is gonna be the Will Smith Show.

Disney has officially found its Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie for the live-action “Aladdin” remake. The three cast members were announced at the D23 Expo on Saturday. The House of Mouse may have been having problems finding its titular Aladdin for the remake of the 1992 animated classic prior to D23 this weekend, but the same cannot be said for Jasmine and Genie. Naomi Scott has officially been cast as Princess Jasmine, while Will Smith will be taking on the Genie. Relative newcomer Mena Massoud has also joined the cast as Aladdin.

Man, I big budget movie that’ll have a wide release that has a brown man, a brown chick, and a black man as the three leads. Let’s pop the champagne for representa—oh wait, no, the movie’s still racist. Everything is racist.

While the prospect of having a person of color star in this film seems enticing, it really is not doing much for us. Aladdin strung together a few generalizations about North Africans, South East and South Asians, and blurred out our distinctions. The movie takes place in the fake city of Agrabah—combining together “Agra,” the historical city in northern India, with “Bah” to make it sound more Middle Eastern, I guess. The lack of specificity and care that went into the story is also the reason it doesn’t matter who the lead of this movie is, as long as he’s vaguely brown and maybe Muslim.

Exactly, that’s all little Arab, Middle Eastern, and Indian girls and boys will be thinking about when they go see this. The actual history of the Middle East and Central Asia instead cheering about all the sick ass carpet flips. If you need  movie to validate your existence, there might be some self-loathing involved there. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese WitherspoonBy toddFebruary 09, 2017
Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese Witherspoon

 

If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need to look at her daughter Ava Phillippe. But Ava Phillippe is 17, so don’t look that hard. What the hell is wrong with you? Weirdo.

 

With my always @avaphillippe .. #MotherDaughter #MatchyMatchy #Premiere #BigLittleLies

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Tom Hiddleston Was An Empty Husk Of Self-Serving Interests At The Golden GlobesBy toddJanuary 09, 2017
Tom Hiddleston Was An Empty Husk Of Self-Serving Interests At The Golden Globes

 

Despite Taylor Swift‘s vision board saying she would attend the 2017 Golden Globes with Tom Hiddleston then be carried off in a unicorn carriage to her afterparty in Rhode Island once he accepted his award for The Night Manager, Tom Hiddleston went by himself and won Best Actor in a Limited Series then proceeded to make everyone in the audience aware that he and Taylor Swift were made for each other.  If you want to feel second hand embarrassment for him again or watch everybody who had to listen to this shit look like they rather die in Sudan, here’s the video:

 

 

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It’s Bella Thorne In A BikiniBy toddSeptember 29, 2016
It’s Bella Thorne In A Bikini


So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk, you goofy fucker. So now that I know it would actually be a wasted vote, let’s move on to better things like Bella Thorne‘s hot ass in a bikini. Enjoy. Also, the magic wand of the free market has found her a new boyfriend. Gary Johnson should mention this at some point. It works!

who says #summer has to be over?

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Ryan Lochte Lied About Getting RobbedBy toddAugust 18, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lied About Getting Robbed


Earlier this week, Ryan Lochte‘s mom told the media her son was robbed, the Brazilian authorities were like “sounds like bullshit”, then Ryan Locthe held a press conference to say he was robbed by people claiming to be Brazil police. Then he fled the country. The other two alleged victims, Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, were physically removed from their flight and are now being detained by Brazilian authorities. Why? Because Brazil has the receipts. Specifically, the security footage of the men returning to the Olympic Village. 

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Amber Rose Said Taylor Swift Doesn’t Need Time To ‘Let Her Pussy Rest’By toddJune 20, 2016
Amber Rose Said Taylor Swift Doesn’t Need Time To ‘Let Her Pussy Rest’


Amber Rose was almost charged with Kanye West’s murder, but he came back to life. Kanye’s wife did an interview with GQ and tried to call out Taylor Swift for constantly playing the victim, but Taylor Swift’s PR made sure to bury that with staged pics to announce she was dating Tom Hiddleston. Amber Rose saw those pics. 

I did see that and I think she’s fucking awesome,” Rose said of Swift. “I mean, I don’t know if it’s staged—but that’s how it is! I was on a private beach in Maui—you literally had to drive three hours from the airport to get to this beach—and paparazzi still caught me. I saw it on TMZ the next day and I couldn’t even believe it. I thought that was a safe place, and it was not. I can’t go anywhere in the world. It’s ridiculous.”

THEN THIS:

“I love Taylor, for sure. Absolutely. And I feel like guys do that all the time—they break up and the next day they’re with another girl and nobody really says anything. But with Taylor it’s, you know what, I’m done with Calvin [Harris] and it didn’t work out, so on to the next,” said Rose. “It is because it’s unheard of, and she’s acting very ‘slutty’ and for some reason needs time to ‘let her pussy rest,’” added Rose of Swift. “That’s how people look at it, and it’s just like, hell no! If I’m done, why do I have to sit in the house and be lonely?”

I pretty much agree with every Kardashian/Kanye narrative combo breaker Amber Rose does at all times, and this ain’t no different. Taylor Swift might be more controlling and calculating (and petty) than Satan, but if Calvin Harris was hitting it right she wouldn’t be test driving Tom Hiddleston. That being said, this is a Taylor Swift relationship. Tom Hiddleston has about three months to decide on a table setting until Swift put on ad for a hitman on Tumblr. 


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Tyga Is Banging Demi Rose NowBy toddMay 20, 2016
 

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Tyga and Kylie Jenner broke up earlier this month, because Tyga’s penis had to break the lease to get in Demi Rose. Congrats to Tyga on winning 2016’s Best Upgrade Award (Chris Evans wasn’t eligible for consideration), but I might need a moment to process this. 

On to the next one! Tyga cozied up to lingerie model Demi Rose Mawby at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, May 19, following his recent split from Kylie Jenner…Tyga and Mawby were spotted leaving their hotel together, making their way to the hip-hop star’s after-hours gig at Gotha Club Cannes on Thursday night.

It just seems like yesterday that Demi Rose and I found each other. And it seems like this sentence will also include a link to a Demi Rose gallery. Life is funny like that. Kris Jenner tried to strike first, but I guess PartyNextDoor was the first one to reply to her text. I would be interested to see her strategy going forward. Maybe give Kylie’s face a third try. Not sure if the second one is working.


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Happy 2016, Lindsey PelasBy toddJanuary 04, 2016
 

Happy New Year! ✨

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New year, same Lindsey Pelas begging for likes. I say we all just pretend that her face doesn’t look different. Maybe her and Abigail Ratchford got a good deal on a groupon. 


Here’s some pics from last summer. Let me know if you get around to looking at her face.


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