Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag,…

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Kelly Brook Continues To Be Perfect, LinksBy toddApril 18, 2013

 

Rachel Bilson Slight Pokies & PERFECT Tan Lines (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jennifer Aniston Cups [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel and her long term boyfriend who you hate [Popoholic]
Amy Childs’ Booty Is Hungry For Leggings [Hollywood Tuna]
Will Smith And Kristen Stewart Aren't Going To Sex Each Other In A Movie [Dlisted]
Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn't Want To Have A Relationship With You [MxyEx]
A Drunk Florida Woman Got Arrested For Calling 911 Because She Was Lonely [UDrunkBro]
A Waco building exploded and it is crazy (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield being super cute flirty [Lainey Gossip]
Jada Pinkett Smith doubles down on her ‘open marriage’ comments, makes it worse [Celebitchy]
What’s Big, Green, Hairy & Loves Chocolate? Kim Kardashian, Of Course [Moe Jackson]
British Batman who foiled burglary got arrested for burglary [Film Drunk]
Rebecca Romijn's new show looks awesome [Celebslam]
The sexiest MMA ring girls [COED Magazine]
Fear Not, Anne Frank Would Have Been a Belieber [The Blemish]
TIME Magazine Thinks Lady Gaga Is More Influential Than Barack Obama [Evil Beet Gossip]
First Look: Jamie Foxx as Electro in Amazing Spider-Man 2 [Crave Online]
Family Guy’s Boston Marathon episode was pulled [Popbytes]

  Rachel Bilson Slight Pokies & PERFECT Tan Lines (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Jennifer Aniston Cups [The Superficial] Candice Swanepoel and her long term boyfriend who you hate [Popoholic]…

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Brock Hogan Needs To StopBy toddDecember 30, 2009

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Brooke Hogan was in Miami for what I assume to be to celebrate her recent Pro Bowl selection. Jon Beason got robbed, but he seems pretty cool with it. “I mean, have you seen her legs?”, he was quoted as saying in the Charlotte Observer.

Brooke Hogan was in Miami for what I assume to be to celebrate her recent Pro Bowl selection. Jon Beason got robbed, but he seems pretty cool with it. “I…

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Taylor Broke Up With TaylorBy toddDecember 29, 2009

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Together for only three months, Taylor Swift and Bella’s bestiality fetish, Taylor Lautner, have broken up. US reports:

“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry.” The pair — who met on the set of the romantic comedy Valentine’s Day — first sparked rumors of a romance when she hugged him at her October 9 concert in Rosemont, Illinois. They have since been spotted on several wholesome dates — like their frozen yogurt date at Menchie’s alongside Swift’s mom earlier this month — and have each coyly alluded to their relationship on separate Saturday Night Live hosting gigs. However, the relationship officially fizzled when Lautner, 17, flew to Nashville for Swift’s birthday party on Dec. 13, a friend of the singer reveals. “He liked her more than she liked him,” the source tells Us. “He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”

I don’t want to tell Taylor Lautner how to keep a girlfriend, but here’s a hint: ether helps.

Together for only three months, Taylor Swift and Bella’s bestiality fetish, Taylor Lautner, have broken up. US reports: “It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they…

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Tiger Woods Is Not Doing So WellBy toddDecember 29, 2009

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UPDATE: Yeah, so, this may or may not be a hoax. Damn you, Internet! First the Nigerians didn’t deposit that money into my account like they promised now this!! (A special thanks to Kristin for the heads up. I mean it’s not like I was going to research this. What am I a reporter?)

Furman Bisher, a renowned and respected sports journalist who is called the “dean” of Masters journalists by The Golf Channel, knows why Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen for five weeks and repeatedly dodged requests to be interviewed by police. Um, that would be because he was having FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION SURGERY! Daily Mail reports:

According to Bisher, Woods’s wife Elin struck her husband in the face with a nine iron after she confronted him over text messages from mistress Rachel Uchitel. He said: ‘At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 – iron. ‘When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. ‘Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported). ‘Tiger hoped in the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her).’ Bisher said after Woods checked out of hospital he was flown by private jet to Phoenix, Arizona, where he met with a plastic surgeon and cosmetic dentist. The sportswriter said Woods’s absence from Florida was the reason he failed to meet with Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) officers on three occasions to discuss the crash. Bisher writes: ‘If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR reasons) Tiger was not ready to talk. ‘Well now we know why, he was in Phoenix, and did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. ‘The surgeries were more intense than what they had originally planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he should have been.’

Holy shit! Elin Woods is like some Lifetime Movie where the woman gets exposed to Kryptonite and gains the power of kicking your damn ass. “John Connor gave me a picture of you once. I didn’t know why at the time. It was very old – torn, faded. You were young like you are now,” a man with Tiger Woods was quoted as saying.

UPDATE: Yeah, so, this may or may not be a hoax. Damn you, Internet! First the Nigerians didn’t deposit that money into my account like they promised now this!! (A…

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I…I..Dear God, NoBy toddDecember 29, 2009

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Satellites in outer space went on high alert yesterday, because Coco and Ice T hit the beach in Miami. Christ, this is a mess. If I saw this I wouldn’t know whether to grab a condom or Police Chief Brody. She looks like a blowup doll that comes with a free bottle of cocoa butter and a pack of Swisher Sweets.

Satellites in outer space went on high alert yesterday, because Coco and Ice T hit the beach in Miami. Christ, this is a mess. If I saw this I wouldn’t…

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Rihanna Is BlurryBy toddDecember 28, 2009

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Rihanna put on one of those black people hair things and a bikini she stole from a 3rd grader to prance her disproportionate body around Barbados this weekend. She needs duct tape and magic to fill out a B-cup, and the bottom half is just a damn mess. In fact, I don’t even know she didn’t just kick Chris Brown’s head off. She would have gotten away with it, because I’m pretty sure the police would have narrowed the suspects down to a bear or an escaped centaur from Narnia.

Rihanna put on one of those black people hair things and a bikini she stole from a 3rd grader to prance her disproportionate body around Barbados this weekend. She needs…

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Britney Had An Abortion In 2008By toddDecember 28, 2009

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And I say that like it’s a bad thing. National Enquirer reports:

Britney and ex-husband Kevin Federline briefly reunited during the holidays two years ago — and Britney got pregnant, say sources. But when Britney told Kevin about the baby, he denied being the father and accused her of sleeping around — and a despondent Britney had an abortion…“Britney fights depression every Christmas season, but this Christmas has been one of the worst for her,” maintained another source…“I killed my baby!” she cried during a recent emotional meltdown, an insider told The ENQUIRER.

IDLYITW doesn’t miss any opportunity to call Britney Spears fat, but sometimes are hard-hitting Mark Ebner-like investigative reporting pays off. Like here and here. Was she pregnant? Um, who cares? To reiterate, it’s parents were gonna be Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. It’s not like the baby was gonna grow up to find the cure for AIDS or invent a time machine. At best, he would win $50 on a scratch off ticket he stole from the gas station he robbed for meth and beer money.

For the lulz:

Britney at JFK on December 21st. I mean, seriously, who wouldn’t want to get this pregnant?

And I say that like it’s a bad thing. National Enquirer reports: Britney and ex-husband Kevin Federline briefly reunited during the holidays two years ago — and Britney got pregnant,…

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JFK Was On A BoatBy toddDecember 28, 2009

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UPDATE: So yeah, this is a fake. Getting shot in the head without being on a boat with five naked chicks before you die is bad after all.

In a photograph dated in the summer of 1956, John F. Kenndy is shown on a boat in the Mediterranean with five naked women. Getting your head blown off in a motorcade doesn’t seem so bad now. TMZ reports:

TMZ had multiple experts examine the photo — all say there is no evidence the picture was Photoshopped. The original print — which is creased — was scanned and examined for evidence of inconsistent lighting, photo composition and other forms of manipulation. The experts all concluded the photo appears authentic. Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks — the result of aging and handling. There are numerous articles and books on President John F. Kennedy which mention a 2-week, Mediterranean boating trip that JFK — then a Senator — took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. The trio reportedly entertained a number of women on the yacht. Jackie Kennedy was pregnant at the time and was rushed to the hospital while JFK was on the boat. Doctors performed an emergency C-section, but the infant was stillborn.

Celebrities and politicians were protected back in the day (James Dean allegedly liked little boys, Cary Grant allegedly had a sexual affair with his stepson, Lucille Ball broke into show business as a prostitute, and police believe that Bette Davis killed her husband although a jury, who six of them later admitted they were ardent fans, found her innocent), so it’s not hard to believe this picture was never released to the press. Although if I were JFK, that would piss me off. If I was in this picture, I would send it out as my Christmas card with Morgan Freeman doing some sort of narration when it was opened.

Another woman JFK has seen naked:

UPDATE: So yeah, this is a fake. Getting shot in the head without being on a boat with five naked chicks before you die is bad after all. In a…
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Man, How Is This Still Single?By toddDecember 24, 2009

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Scholars around the world are puzzled as to why Jessica Simpson is unable to keep a man for five minutes, because my God, she’s such a natural beauty. And that’s not even considering the fact that she’s more needy than a paraplegic and she’s been putting on weight like a dog rescued from the pound lately. I’d be afraid to ask for her autograph because I’m pretty sure I’d be ran over by a knight on a white horse.

Scholars around the world are puzzled as to why Jessica Simpson is unable to keep a man for five minutes, because my God, she’s such a natural beauty. And that’s…

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