Miley Cyrus took time out from braiding her armpit hair and coloring her vagina (NSFW) to hose off and attend the 2015 amfAR Inspiration Gala in New York City. Not sure for what. Witnesses say Rachel Dolezal showed up at midnight and turned her limo back into a pumpkin.
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Conrad Hilton only has to pay $5K for threatening to kill flight attendants Dlisted
Jsmin Soe Pederson will help your Thursday Celebslam
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GOOD LAWD HILARY DUFF’S BUTT Hollywood Tuna
Charlotte McKinney’s boobs did Venice Magazine Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Benson is filling out some leggings Popoholic
Donald Trump paid actors to hold signs and cheer at his presidential announcement Celebitchy
They have a Playboy Romania Moe Jackson
The Daily Mail posted Rachel Dolezal‘s white girl glamour shots where Ain’t Jemima thought it would be hot to pose as a truck stop Christina Aquilera. I honestly haven’t seen anybody want to black this bad since Don Lemon.
Who wore it best?

Besides having the power to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself when he can’t see it anymore, Kate Hudson‘s ass always looks great in a bikini. It pretty much looks great in anything. There’s no way Kurt Russell hasn’t thought about hittin this at least once. The good news is, if you’re marginally talented singer and know a few chords on the guitar, Kate Hudson will probably marry you and allow you to get her pregnant until your iTunes sales drop.