UFC Fight Week Pool Party Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJuly 10, 2015

Natalie Portman wishes you would gdiaf on the red carpet  Dlisted

Stacy’s mom doesn’t have it going on anymore (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Chris Brown hit this  Hollywood Tuna

KANYE ANGRY   The Superficial

Ashley Benson‘s boyfriend seems chill (NSFWDrunkenStepfather

Selena Gomez in some daisy dukes  Popoholic

Ellie Goulding was super cold at Wimbledon  The Nip Slip

Natalie Portman wishes you would gdiaf on the red carpet  Dlisted Stacy’s mom doesn’t have it going on anymore (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Chris Brown hit this  Hollywood Tuna KANYE…
Robert Pattinson Really Wants To Bang Katy PerryBy toddJune 16, 2014

Hey, here comes another "Robert Pattinson is trying to date Katy Perry" story.

Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry were looking cozy at an LA after-party for his movie “The Rover.” We’re told Perry sneaked into a Loft & Bear vodka-sponsored bash at Whiskey Blue at the W through the kitchen just before midnight and headed for a patio. “Later on, Robert joined her,” said a spy. Another witness said, “They were heavily flirting. At one point, Robert sauntered to the bar with a pal and was heard saying, ‘She’s so [bleeping] hot,’ nodding in Katy’s direction.”

Say what you want about Robert Pattinson playing a vampire who liked glitter and Kristen Stewart, but his great grankids will still be spending that Twilight money. Not that Katy Perry needs his money, but she should consult with her financial advisor to see if dating Robert Pattinson could alleviate a few expenses. She could probably get him to pay her phone bill and give her his Netflix login.

Hey, here comes another "Robert Pattinson is trying to date Katy Perry" story. Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry were looking cozy at an LA after-party for his movie “The Rover.”…

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Kim Kardashian Has A Butt Gym In Her HouseBy toddJune 16, 2014
Kim Kardashian Has A Butt Gym In Her House

Of course she does.

Have you ever heard of a "booty room"? Neither had we until we stumbled upon a rumor today that actually seems kind of believable given the recent Kimye happenings. Nevermind walls of roses or wedding celebrations at Versailles, outlets are reporting a rumor that Kim Kardashian has dedicated an entire room in her new Bel-Air mansion to beautifying, toning, and pampering her butt, and they're calling it a "booty room." So what does that involve exactly? Butt-toning gym equipment, including the ProForm Booty Firm, the Yukon Fitness Butt, and Thigh Shaper, the Suzanne Somers Buttmaster, and a range of butt-toning belts and resistance bands, the reports are saying. It doesn't stop there. There's also talk of a cellulite-busting "area" (whatever that means) and a bum-spa (whatever that means).

So does she just hang laundry in this room or what, because her ass has looked like a busted can of biscuits for like 10 years. You don't need a room in your house for that, you need outpatient surgery and a recovery room with candles. And while you're there you can give Ashley Greene the keys and wow that banner picture looks really Photoshopped.

Of course she does. Have you ever heard of a "booty room"? Neither had we until we stumbled upon a rumor today that actually seems kind of believable given the…

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Jennifer Lopez Is Twerking NowBy toddJune 16, 2014

 

Usually when a 44-year old woman picks up on a dance for the first time, it's at a wedding after two bottles of wine and the dance she's learning has only been done at weddings for like two years. On the other hand, if any ass was put here to be posted on YouTube twerking, it should be Jennifer Lopez's, right? I feel like it should be Jennifer Lopez's. We should all be in agreement on this.

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Miley Cyrus Is ToplessBy toddJune 16, 2014
Miley Cyrus Is Topless

 

Well, this picture now exists I guess. I don't know if it speaks to me on any sort of emotional level or whatever, but it does kinda let me know that Lana Del Rey recently hooked Miley up with her heroin dealer.

  Well, this picture now exists I guess. I don't know if it speaks to me on any sort of emotional level or whatever, but it does kinda let me…

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Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His HipBy toddJune 16, 2014
Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His Hip

 

Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo

 

I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now.

Harrison Ford’s injuries on the “Star Wars: Episode VII” set could be worse than previously reported. Ford, who plays Han Solo, broke his ankle Thursday when the door of a set fell on him at a British movie studio, but some news outlets claimed Saturday the actor, 71, also injured his pelvis. Ford had “pelvis injuries and may have had a chest X-ray,” an insider told the Sun newspaper.

Ok, Harrison Ford is 71. At 71 I'm guessing the hip kinda becomes hit or miss. So what exactly are they making him do, push the Millennium Falcon? I'm not understanding what's going on here. Just film all his scences in a chair. Why are we making this difficult? But as long as his arm is ok he can go pitch for the Braves.

  Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo   I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now. Harrison Ford’s injuries…

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Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded VaginaBy toddJune 13, 2014
Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded Vagina

 

In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this?

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

I'm not really sure about this post because what she said actually makes me like her more, but then I realize she's telling me to visualize her vagina being shredded. Are we talking like barbecue or tacos, because there are things I can associate with those so we can get past this.

  In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this? “Two people are…

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Hey There, Good Lookin’By toddJune 13, 2014

My boo likes her some coffee, so here's some pictures of Ashley Greene in Soho, well, drinking coffee. And walking! Don't forget walking. Walking in those short ass shorts. Maybe I should have opened with that. In hindsight, that's way more interesting than the coffee angle I took. I mean, I guess it all depends on what kind of coffee it is though. I'm an iced Americano guy myself. I find they are refreshing and give me a solid boost of energy in the morning. Glad we talked about this. I feel like you know more about me now. We're really opening up to each other. I like it. Text me later.

My boo likes her some coffee, so here's some pictures of Ashley Greene in Soho, well, drinking coffee. And walking! Don't forget walking. Walking in those short ass shorts. Maybe…

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Anna Kendrick Is Really Lonely, You GuysBy toddJune 13, 2014
Anna Kendrick Is Really Lonely, You Guys

 

Anna Kendrick says nobody hits on her and she doesn't really understand why. She's really pale, so not even the sun is giving her the D.

The comedienne told Elle Magazine that no one has hit on her since Up in the Air, “honest to God.”  We’re not quite sure why it matters, though, as Kendrick, 28, had a boyfriend up until last year! She and film director Edgar Wright, 40, dated for four years prior to splitting, so maybe that’s why no one was hitting on her this whole time? The actress also talks about the pros and cons of being an “ultra-late bloomer,” but really it’s mostly pros, in her opinion. “I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks,” she says. “My mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you’ve got boobs.” The Pitch Perfect star adds, “Similarly, I think I’m lucky that I’ve never had a crisis about whether the only reason I’m successful is because I’m crazy hot. It’s not something that crosses my mind.”

Self-awareness is attractive, so I'd probably hit it. Especially when self-awareness is coupled with a nice rack and low self-esteem. I feel like those are two important qualities for a woman to have. Anybody know her snapchat name? I'm gonna need that to close.

  Anna Kendrick says nobody hits on her and she doesn't really understand why. She's really pale, so not even the sun is giving her the D. The comedienne told…

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Han Solo Broke His HipBy toddJune 13, 2014
Han Solo Broke His Hip

 

Ok, it was his ankle but still.

Harrison Ford was rushed to hospital on Thursday after injuring himself on the set of the new Star Wars film. Ford, 71, is reprising his iconic role as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VII and was injured while working. "Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII," Disney confirmed to PEOPLE in a statement. "He was taken to a local hospital and is receiving care. Shooting will continue as planned while recuperates."

The injury reportedly took place while Ford was filming scenes aboard the Millenium Falcon, but no other plot details were revealed. If I had to assume, he stepped wrong when they landed at Denny's.

  Ok, it was his ankle but still. Harrison Ford was rushed to hospital on Thursday after injuring himself on the set of the new Star Wars film. Ford, 71,…

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