Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob KardashianBy toddJanuary 06, 2016
Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob Kardashian


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud.

Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his life for the better in TWO ways — get healthy AND get a job at the same time. Kardashian was sent an offer to be a spokesperson for “Five Hour Diabetic,” which designs specialized meal plans for people with type 2 diabetes. We’re told the company wants to use Rob’s face on social media and advertising campaigns. The deal comes with a sweet $100,000 payday, plus profit sharing … as well as a lifetime membership for meal plans, and medical consultations.

$100K?!  Shit. That would’ve funded the affordable hooker clothes factory for at least 30 years instead of Sears having to burn leopard print evening gowns for insurance money. In-N-Out’s only had bacon for two years, so I feel you might be limiting your business plan’s full growth potential here if you accept this deal. Imagine the check you’d get if you held out for type 4 diabetes? I’m not an agent, but it’s something to think about. 


Here’s Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show. She’ll probably die of something not food related.


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud. Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his…

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Ronda Rousey’s Painted Ass, Anyone?By toddJanuary 06, 2016
 

Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint

A photo posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@si_swimsuit) on



The 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue drops next month, but I guess they’re dropping teases and stuff already. If the headline wasn’t clear, this is Ronda Rousey’s ass. I hope that was clear. If it’s not, here’s an Instagram pic of her god awful wrist tats. That being said, I’d hit it. Probably not as hard as Holly Holm, though. I’m very gentle and take my time with a lady whenever she has a spare 10-15 mins.


 

Here it is : kodokan flower on the right, octagon on the left by @Hilmartattoos

A photo posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on

  Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint A photo posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…

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Bella Thorne Is Wrecked & LinksBy toddJanuary 06, 2016



Katie Cassidy probably cut something in the ocean (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Men’s rights activists think their Star Wars boycott worked  [   The Superficial   ]

Michael Bay wants to give away all his money to charity, just not now  [  Dlisted   ]

Best Instagram pics of the Clemson cheerleaders  [  COED  ]

The daughter of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco is topless at the beach (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Armanda Barten   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Hilary Duff shows off the bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Stella Maxwell got naked on Instagram  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Taylor Swift wore this  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Tarantino called the Confederate flag the “America swastika”  [  The Blemish  ]

Hey there, Anna Schilling  [  Celebslam  ]

Tom Brady’s diet sounds like death  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

  Even the calendar reads W T F after Tuesday #Wrecked #SoulCycle #NewYearsResolution #TooMuchHolidayFood #NotEnoughExercise #GettingStrongAgain A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jan 5, 2016 at 10:54am PST Katie…

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Bristol Palin Might Have Lied About Her PregnancyBy toddJanuary 05, 2016
 

My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on



Last time he heard from Bristol Palin, she gave birth to her disappointing miracle on December 23rd. OR DID SHE?! Ok, so here’s the deal: Bristol apparently had the kid on 11/4/2015. Apparently it was the result of a one night stand in Vegas on Valentine’s Day (here’s the selfie. The caption was changed from “The night before the worst mistake of my life.” to “#vegas”). Three months later, Bristol was “blindsided” by her engagement to Dakota Meyer being called off. And according to Sarah Palin’s last kid’s Bristol’s first kid’s (Tripp) stepmom, this pic of Tripp supposedly holding Sailor on Christmas Eve was apparently taken weeks before since Tripp was with his dad on Christmas. You can read the whole, detailed story over here (via ONTD). TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina. 

  My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Dec 24, 2015 at 12:27pm PST Last time…

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Us Weekly Apologized To Kendall JennerBy toddMarch 20, 2015

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Us Weekly published a bullshi–ok, I’ll stop.

On Wednesday, March 18, Us Weekly published on UsMagazine.com an interview with model and reality star Kendall Jenner entitled “Kendall Jenner Breaks Silence on Bruce Jenner’s Transition: ‘I Will Always Love My Dad.'” The interview was allegedly conducted by an independent freelance journalist at the Saturday, March 14, taping of Comedy Central’s roast of Justin Bieber in Los Angeles. When Ms. Jenner denied, via Twitter, that the interview took place, Us Weekly immediately reached out to the freelance reporter. He stood by the interview, and continues to maintain that the quotes are accurate. However, after attempting to reconfirm his account, editors of Us have concerns about the veracity of this interview and the circumstances under which it was obtained. We would like to retract the story entirely and have removed it from our website. We sincerely apologize to Ms. Jenner and her family.

I hope Us Weekly told the freelance journalist to work on his titles or go do titles for Lifetime, but I think what happened here is that Us Weekly forgot that part in their contract that stipulates that the only stories they can publish can only be “leaked” to them by Kris Jenner. Unsure why they missed it, unless that’s the one thing they haven’t posted on Instagram yet.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Us Weekly published a bullshi–ok, I’ll stop. On Wednesday, March 18, Us Weekly published on UsMagazine.com an interview with model and reality star…

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Gigi Hadid Isn’t Doing Cocaine HereBy toddMarch 20, 2015

Gigi Hadid (seen here in a bikini) is a model because her mom is RHOB and her stepdad is some famous record producer, so really what else was she gonna do as a hobby? Get a job lol? Anyway, here she is walking in the West Village not doing cocaine. I honestly hope this puts all the “Gigi Hadid caught doing cocaine” rumors to rest. I mean, seriously. The idea that rich model was doing cocaine at a pool party on a DJ booth is just ridiculous and absurd.

Gigi Hadid (seen here in a bikini) is a model because her mom is RHOB and her stepdad is some famous record producer, so really what else was she gonna…
Kylie Jenner Is Super Into FitnessBy toddMarch 19, 2015
Kylie Jenner Is Super Into Fitness

 

You really can’t get more basic than working out in full makeup and jewelry with somebody taking pictures for you, and I appreciate Kylie Jenner‘s stripper workout gear from Lololemon, but why is she working out when her family has a plastic surgery groupon? Seems like she could be doing stuff more productive with her time like riding in a car in front of Bruce Jenner. 

 

Kylie Jenner

  You really can’t get more basic than working out in full makeup and jewelry with somebody taking pictures for you, and I appreciate Kylie Jenner‘s stripper workout gear from…
Michael Phelps Paid A Dominatrix $900 To Pee On HimBy toddMarch 19, 2015

Michael Phelps likes warm spots in pool.

(Kim) Petro claims Phelps contacted her off her “busty festish” Craigslist ad in February 2013. They allegedly negotiated a $900 “donation” before Phelps initiated Phase One of the age-old urination mating dance: hydration.

Phelps,  Petro claims, called her on his cell phone, saying his name was Fabian Marasciullo, a Miami music producer who is close to Phelps’ good friend, rapper Lil’ Wayne.

‘When he said drink some water before I get to the hotel, I knew what I was in for,’ said Petro. ‘I was going to go to the bathroom anyway – I figured I might as well get paid for it!’

When she got to [New York’s London Hotel] she claims Phelps removed his shirt and then shorts to reveal that he was wearing ‘skimpy women’s underwear.’

They then smoked a little weed according to Petro and got down to business.

‘I got above him [on the bed] to [urinate on him],’ said Petro. ‘After I was done, he asked if it was okay to [pleasure himself]. Of course, I’m going to bend the rules a little for a famous Olympian, so he pulled down his panties.’

That is when she claims she noticed he had a string tied around his genitals.

In case you thought this story couldn’t get any sexier, THIS is Kim Petro (who even passed a lie detector test before National Enquirer would buy her story) This story makes me wish I still had food poisoning tbh.

Michael Phelps likes warm spots in pool. (Kim) Petro claims Phelps contacted her off her “busty festish” Craigslist ad in February 2013. They allegedly negotiated a $900 “donation” before Phelps…

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Hilary Duff Has Mermaid Hair NowBy toddMarch 19, 2015

Much like when chicks are told they’re hot in succession for a few months then get bangs to test that theory, Hilary Duff now has mermaid hair. This is kind of a thing in Hollywood now, so hopefully Aaron Carter’s binoculars won’t be able to spot her anymore. This also works for me, because her hair now looks like it should smell like chlorine. Win/win.

Much like when chicks are told they’re hot in succession for a few months then get bangs to test that theory, Hilary Duff now has mermaid hair. This is kind…

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Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMarch 19, 2015

Tove Lo is naked for a music video shoot (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie

Nobody needed to see this  Dlisted

Kerrie McMahon in a bikini is all you need   The Superficial

Watch a parrot impersonate Sean Connery   Hollywood Tuna

Zoe Kravitz is topless in a movie (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Alba remains hot as hell  Popoholic

Everybody loves hot Asian chicks The Chive

Jude Law has five chirrren now    Celebslam

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Tove Lo is naked for a music video shoot (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Nobody needed to see this  Dlisted Kerrie McMahon in a bikini is all you need   The…

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